ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 4 Dinobots

Okay so a quick প্রদর্শনী of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal জাপান containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, অথবা at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced দ্বারা Samuel L. Jackson, সঙ্গীত was done দ্বারা RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the জীবন্ত itself was animated দ্বারা Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored দ্বারা a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized দস্তানা weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told আপনি if আপনি keep falling asleep, their gonna kick আপনি outta here"...

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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards দ্বারা an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes আপনি can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are আপনি doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: আপনি okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think আপনি were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED দ্বারা A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist আপনি have to believe every quote Hawking ever ব্যক্ত ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was ব্যক্ত that...

So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White রুটি is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown রুটি is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 প্রায় দেড়সেরি বোতল as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...