Kawaii Cat: Noodles

50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when আপনি think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever আপনি have to say during commercials.
3. If আপনি don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about আপনি ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like আপনি to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that আপনি can...

Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. আপনি are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are আরো mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost আরো atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...

It was REALLY hard to make this তালিকা because there's so many that I absolutely LOVE! At the end of the প্রবন্ধ I give an honorable mention to the girls that didn't make it but I LOVE! Some of these girls are really underrated, I have a thing for underrated stuff. Anyway please leave a মতামত telling me what আপনি think, enjoy.

20.Tiana(The Princess and The Frog)

Another underrated heroine. I think she's আরো awesome than people give...

1. Let's go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

2. Wow, আপনি did your cuticles.

3. I'll pick আপনি up early, b/c I really want to meet your parents.

4. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?

5. If আপনি want to তারিখ other guys too, that's cool with me.

6. সারমেয় are fine, but বেড়ালছানা are আরো cuddly.

7. Hey, that শার্ট looks really good with those jeans.

8. Carson Daly is sooo deep.

9. How can anyone watch boxing? It's totally violent.

10. I can't wait to see the new Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

11. Hey, today's our "two months from the first দিন we ব্যক্ত hi" anniversary.

12. Didn't Gwyenth's outfit...

Hide in the ট্রাঙ্ক of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell যেভাবে খুশী things out of your car window at যেভাবে খুশী people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to তারিখ her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at পরবর্তি left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at আপনি wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and...

found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the পরবর্তি row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...

দ্বারা all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if আপনি do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!


#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be বন্ধু but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder আপনি ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...