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আরো blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can আপনি tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The জয়স্টিক is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her আরো attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do আপনি say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are আপনি boys all in the same band?
A3: Do আপনি guys all play for the Green উপসাগর Packers?

Q: How do আপনি make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of আপনি when we
a) want আপনি to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini স্কার্ট when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If আপনি ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't অথবা feel like আপনি should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, অথবা angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If আপনি think we like to hang out with আপনি every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have আপনি ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When আপনি ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we প্রণয় you... আপনি better believe it.

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শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য to whoever can salve this RIDDLE!

posted by 1122ridr

What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can আপনি guess, if আপনি can, I'll give আপনি props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!

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being ugly

posted by orangeturnip

things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly আপনি become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way আপনি look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww অথবা not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have আপনি become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one যেভাবে খুশী act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

প্রণয় yourself
প্রণয় the world
spread some joy

প্রণয় peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who আপনি are.
dont let the world change you

thank আপনি for taking the time to read ... this came from my হৃদয় and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around ফ্যানপপ and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 মিনিট looking at the কমলা রস box because it ব্যক্ত "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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যেভাবে খুশী Jokes

posted by nessienjake

I recieved and যন্ত্রপত্র with a তালিকা of যেভাবে খুশী jokes I thought I'd share it with আপনি guys :)

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" ব্যক্ত the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he ব্যক্ত he'd look into it and get...

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Funny উদ্ধৃতি From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. আপনি can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say আপনি should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching টেলিভিশন দ্বারা candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find টেলিভিশন very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if আপনি talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're বন্ধু with other guys.

But when you're sitting পরবর্তি to us, and some যেভাবে খুশী guy walks into the room  and আপনি jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if আপনি sit there and talk to him for ten মিনিট without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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10 things NOT to do in a horror movie

posted by gabriellel93

So there has been a lot of new horror চলচ্চিত্র coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help আপনি survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where আপনি are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...

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50 যেভাবে খুশী Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were আপনি 3 hours ago?
2. Who are আপনি in প্রণয় with?
3. Have আপনি ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything পরাকাষ্ঠা within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time আপনি went to the mall?
6. Are আপনি wearing socks right now?
7. Do আপনি have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time আপনি drove out of town?
9. Have আপনি been to the চলচ্চিত্র in the last 5 days?
10. Are আপনি hot?
11. What was the last thing আপনি had to drink?
12. What are আপনি wearing right now?
13. Do আপনি wash your car অথবা let the car wash do it?
14. Last খাবার that আপনি ate?
15. Where were আপনি last week...

The Reasons Why ফ্রোজেন shouldn't get a sequel.

posted by ToriKelly5

Note: This is just my thoughts. Don't take them personality, ফ্রোজেন fans. I just don't like it that much so take this তালিকা with a pinch of salt.

Frozen is one of the most much-loved film of all time . I'm sure it heard Let It Go. I used to be a অনুরাগী but now, I don't
Know why it's so famous. This storyline is so easy and simple, the songs are ear worms ( but not so bad) and well, the story was over after the movie, nothing else can happen!

( Now I have nothing against Frozen. It's good and I like Anna so no haters)

The wasted talent and cash ( that they could have used for ফ্রোজেন 2) and made two...

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My শীর্ষ 100 Jrock Songs

posted by zanhar1

I did one of these for both Symphonic Metal and কেপপ and wanted to তালিকা of my শীর্ষ 100 Jrock songs as well. There were so many great ones that the honorable mentions তালিকা is also pretty big. I tried not to do too many songs from the same band so a lot of songs I like aren't even on here.

1. Dazzle Vision - সেকেন্ড
2. Nega - Guilt Trip
3. Dir En Grey - Obscure
4.Blood Stain Child - Freedom
5. Miyavi - Steal The Sun
6. Miyavi - Long Nights
7. The Gazette - Leech
8. Dir En Grey - Different Sense
9. Miyavi - Jibun Kakumei
10. Miyavi - Mama Papa Nozomarenu Baby
11. Borns - Radical Hysteria
12. Blood Stain Child...

The Bounty Hunter

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

A ship was seen flying into Geonosis. Once it landed, a man on a speeder bike drove out.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A তারকা Wars অনুরাগী Fiction

The Bounty Hunter

Starring

Sean Bodine as Logan
Amanda Licciardi as Meghan
Joshua Nilsen as Major Delgado
Craig Sheffer as Jeremy Perrash
Rob Paulsen as Alain Melvoin
Bruce Penhall as Serran Konhella
Larry Storch as Cignal Kine
Tabby Rutowski as Ess R' Tee

Logan: *Riding the speeder bike up a hill, making a big trail of dust*

Based off of the 1969 film, Two Mules...

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Some Unpopular Opinions of Mine

posted by ace2000

So these are just a handful of the opinions I have that I think are unpopular. Keep in mind that these are my opinions :)

Mother Teresa was no saint.

link

Alcoholic beverages all smell too awful to drink.

Candy that doesn't include চকোলেট is usually not worth eating.

The multiverse exists.

Pie is better than cake.

Bananas are best slightly green.

such as these

French fries are usually meh.

Oreos don't taste very good.

Operatic vocals need আরো serious recognition outside the classical সঙ্গীত world, because operatic vocals are the best vocals.

link

Adele has always been...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards দ্বারা an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards দ্বারা an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 প্রায় দেড়সেরি বোতল as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards দ্বারা an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...