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Oikawa gets Slaped Silly

added by Blaze1213IsBack

Source: AlaxGalaxy

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Yellow High-Heels

added by 3xZ

যেভাবে খুশী pie :P

added by mina27

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys প্রণয় flirts.
3. A guy can like আপনি for a minute, and then forget আপনি afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are আপনি doing something?" অথবা "Have আপনি eaten already?" are the first usual প্রশ্ন a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why আপনি প্রণয় her

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

1. I প্রণয় the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I প্রণয় the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I প্রণয় the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I প্রণয় the way আপনি look at me.

5. I প্রণয় how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I প্রণয় the way I can’t imagine a দিন without আপনি in my life.

7. I প্রণয় the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I প্রণয় the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I প্রণয় the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I প্রণয় how I know you’ll always be there when I need আপনি to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - শীর্ষ 20 তালিকা

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, অথবা to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get আপনি in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly দ্বারা giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the পরবর্তি family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - আপনি may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin টুপি and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

ফুলেরসাজি are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

ফুলেরসাজি are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And প্রদর্শনী me your tits

ফুলেরসাজি make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And আপনি প্রণয় it up the shitter

ফুলেরসাজি are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

ফুলেরসাজি are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

ফুলেরসাজি are shit
Violets are crap
প্রদর্শনী me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

ফুলেরসাজি are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And গেলা it down

ফুলেরসাজি are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar আপনি grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something অথবা someone

3. Go up to a যেভাবে খুশী person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki যেভাবে খুশী noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a ফোয়ারা run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to আপনি in public about the...

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10 most stupid প্রশ্ন people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t আপনি try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while পূর্বে and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask আপনি somethingand i want আপনি to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how আপনি feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want আপনি to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi অথবা Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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When আপনি see it, you'll shit bricks!

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The 20 Dumbest প্রশ্ন asked on Yahoo উত্তর

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious প্রবন্ধ on pcworld.com
Don't know who the লেখক is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's স্মারক Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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পেডোভালু

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a গুপ্তশব্দ other than "password" অথবা "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits পরবর্তি to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be আরো imaginative.

I will not bore my boss দ্বারা with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some আরো excuses.

I will do less laundry and use আরো deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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The শীর্ষ 10 Spongebob Squarepants Songs! Part 1

posted by deathding

Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The প্রদর্শনী was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids প্রদর্শনী that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The প্রদর্শনী had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my পছন্দ parts of the প্রদর্শনী was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of আপনি might have heard of the game Facade. those of আপনি who have, আপনি probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she ব্যক্ত "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they ব্যক্ত yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...

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Trick প্রশ্ন

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect. Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?

Answer:

If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.

2 : If আপনি overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked দ্বারা his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes প্রথমপাতা and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother উত্তর " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad উত্তর "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Elfen Lied উদ্ধৃতি

posted by invadercalliope

•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? আপনি know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let আপনি go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are আপনি enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling আপনি how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End