Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off আপনি aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so আপনি aren't the one stressed on birth control , আপনি do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 মিনিট tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell আপনি at what ঘন্টা to be প্রথমপাতা when আপনি in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than প্রথমপাতা as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If আপনি get drunk আপনি are not seen as if আপনি did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in প্রণয় over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true বন্ধু , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached দ্বারা a stranger on রাস্তা wanting your money অথবা anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy আপনি can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places আপনি can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if আপনি are fat অথবা not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off আপনি aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so আপনি aren't the one stressed on birth control , আপনি do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 মিনিট tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell আপনি at what ঘন্টা to be প্রথমপাতা when আপনি in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than প্রথমপাতা as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If আপনি get drunk আপনি are not seen as if আপনি did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in প্রণয় over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true বন্ধু , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached দ্বারা a stranger on রাস্তা wanting your money অথবা anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy আপনি can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places আপনি can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if আপনি are fat অথবা not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.people excpect আপনি to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your বন্ধু get jelious when আপনি hang with other people.
3.more people then আপনি think hate আপনি and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean জনপ্রিয় person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about আপনি behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put আপনি with your বন্ধু because আপনি talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but আরো then 90% of them are just hanging out with আপনি because your popular.
8.If your a জনপ্রিয় girl and আপনি have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling আপনি a slut.
9.If your a জনপ্রিয় boy and আপনি have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if আপনি had a good friend and then আপনি became জনপ্রিয় they might stop hanging out with আপনি because they think there not good enough.
2.Your বন্ধু get jelious when আপনি hang with other people.
3.more people then আপনি think hate আপনি and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean জনপ্রিয় person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about আপনি behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put আপনি with your বন্ধু because আপনি talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but আরো then 90% of them are just hanging out with আপনি because your popular.
8.If your a জনপ্রিয় girl and আপনি have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling আপনি a slut.
9.If your a জনপ্রিয় boy and আপনি have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if আপনি had a good friend and then আপনি became জনপ্রিয় they might stop hanging out with আপনি because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, অথবা being a creep, আপনি will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks আপনি can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell আপনি where I fucking live so we can fuck যেভাবে খুশী strangers.
Stranger: আপনি like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: আপনি ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, অথবা copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell আপনি where I fucking live so we can fuck যেভাবে খুশী strangers.
Stranger: আপনি like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: আপনি ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, অথবা copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their খাবার (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said