Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought আপনি had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
আপনি know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see আপনি get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, আপনি look like the guy in the picture পরবর্তি to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet আপনি I can grab that gun before আপনি finish লেখা my ticket.
So, আপনি on the take, অথবা what?
Aren't আপনি the guy from the village people?
Do আপনি know why আপনি pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can আপনি give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, আপনি must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless আপনি hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do আপনি mean have I been drinking? আপনি are the trained specialist.
I thought আপনি had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
আপনি know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see আপনি get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, আপনি look like the guy in the picture পরবর্তি to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet আপনি I can grab that gun before আপনি finish লেখা my ticket.
So, আপনি on the take, অথবা what?
Aren't আপনি the guy from the village people?
Do আপনি know why আপনি pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can আপনি give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, আপনি must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless আপনি hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do আপনি mean have I been drinking? আপনি are the trained specialist.
The item labeled "insert শিরোনাম here" will be replaced with the শিরোনাম of a movie, TV show*, অথবা video game. I will then use an art studio to depict a comic of what would happen if the characters in whichever শিরোনাম weren't so stupid. I already have a plan for the upcoming premiere episode, but I encourage suggestions in the মতামত for future episodes. Also, to prevent the inconvenience of saying that long name every time the series is referred to, I will officially call it কচ্ছপ Sandwich.
*TV shows will be divided দ্বারা season rather than episode অথবা entire series.