Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the পরবর্তি on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't আপনি take a আসন and I will get আপনি something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some খাবার with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the তালিকা and removed his name from the শীর্ষ of the তালিকা and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he ব্যক্ত to the guy, "Because আপনি have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the তালিকা ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much আপনি try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the পরবর্তি on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't আপনি take a আসন and I will get আপনি something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some খাবার with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the তালিকা and removed his name from the শীর্ষ of the তালিকা and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he ব্যক্ত to the guy, "Because আপনি have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the তালিকা ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much আপনি try!!
A stoner called the আগুন department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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