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posted by Wendy99

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and আপনি shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a প্রশ্ন for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The সেকেন্ড is gobbling down the শীর্ষ and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the শীর্ষ of the ice cream....
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posted by hakadoshi12345
Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?


Soda: -ties egypt to a বাস্কেটবল net-


Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o







Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE নারুত FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out অথবা is this another strange RP?)


Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do আপনি want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take আপনি out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call আপনি sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give আপনি a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why আপনি are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are আপনি going through now?

"I প্রণয় you, too." = Okay, I ব্যক্ত it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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I bet আপনি can't keep up with this oneshot.

I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started গান গাওয়া so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then ব্যক্ত they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 বছর old boy who drove the car in rebecca...
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আপনি Might be a Child of the 80's If...
You have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.

The phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket অথবা playing tennis.

You know, দ্বারা heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.

The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.

Songs দ্বারা Debbie Gibson still haunt আপনি to this day.

Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?

You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".

You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when আপনি are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then আপনি may call her দ্বারা this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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If আপনি have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, আপনি have $1.19. আপনি also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest যেভাবে খুশী speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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1.Turn on your পছন্দ সঙ্গীত অথবা tv show,your পছন্দ song makes আপনি want to get done faster but don't get distracted. Also, try to stay away from cell phones অথবা instant messaging আপনি will get to carried away and before আপনি know it আপনি will be texting.

2.Pick up your clothes. Put them into two piles, the dirty and the clean pile. Put the dirty clothes in the hamper and hang অথবা fold your clean clothes and place them in the closet.if আপনি put your clothes in a dresser fold them neatly so there will be আরো room in it.

3.Put all your shoes away. আপনি could keep a pair out neatly but put the rest...
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I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write অথবা draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1)Devise a secret code with your বন্ধু then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask প্রশ্ন so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s প্রশ্ন in slow motion 2)Answer প্রশ্ন only with one word
3)Scream যেভাবে খুশী words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” অথবা “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer প্রশ্ন in a different language
13)Fake spasms
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posted by simpleplan
1. If they want to loan আপনি money, tell them আপনি just filed for bankruptcy and আপনি could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are আপনি today?" say, "Why do আপনি want to know?" Alternately, আপনি can tell them, "I'm so glad আপনি asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is অভিনয় up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮
A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from আপনি mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, চুম্বন her

When she pushes আপনি অথবা hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, চুম্বন her and tell her আপনি প্রণয় her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When আপনি see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When আপনি see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When আপনি see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by patrisha727
On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.

Every মিনিট in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Ten tons of মহাকাশ dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 প্রশ্ন a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.

In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of পিনাটস্‌ and 10,000 pounds of meat.

A new book is published every 13 মিনিট in America.

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Every বছর the sun loses 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers,...
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