This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin.
Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely দ্বারা their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted like she moved the moon. Her name was Luna. She did not want the moon to go down, so she joined the Soviets, and was launched onto the moon in order to prevent it from being moved. Unfortunately, her plan didn't work. She's now stuck there...
Twilight: *Reading a book* ...and has been on dat moon for 1,000 years. Man, dis is serious. I gots to tell the Princess about this.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
Later, Twilight was running to her house in Pontiac, Michigan.
Ponies: *Stopping Twilight* There আপনি are Twilight. Moondancer is having a party. Wanna যোগদান us?
Twilight: *Passes the ponies* Fuck you. I got something আরো important to deal with!
Ponies: What's her problem?
Song: link
Inside Twilight's house, it was dark, and full of books. On the বই was a lot of dust, and cobwebs.
Spike: *Turns off the song, and opens blinds to make the house brighter* I'll dust off the বই later. Right now, I gotta deliver a present to Moondancer's party. *About to leave the house*
Twilight: *Slams the door on Spike* Spike! Where yo গাধা at Spike?!
Spike: আপনি slammed a door into me...
Twilight: *Closes the door* I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! GET OFF YO LAZY ASS, AND FIND A BOOK ABOUT PREDICTIONS, AND PROPHECIES!!
Spike: But Twilight-
Twilight: No buts আপনি lazy গাধা nigga!!
Spike: Stop calling me that!
Twilight: আপনি gonna get me dat book, অথবা wut?!!
Spike: *Gets the book*
Twilight: *Reads the book, but puts it down, and notices the song is not playing* Put that song back on, অথবা I will slap the shit out of আপনি for twelve hours, nonstop!!!
Spike: *Turns the song back on*
Twilight: Dat's betta. Now, send a letter to Princess Celestia. Tell her that Princess Luna is gonna come back here, and hire the Soviets to kill us, unless we kill her.
Spike: *Writing the letter, and sends the letter*
Twilight: Man, I don't understand why Celestia don't have a phone like everyone else.
Spike: *Gets a letter* Let's see what Celestia wrote to us. *Reads the letter* Dear Twilight, the United States army, and it's allies are aware of Luna's return as Nightmare Moon. I want আপনি to travel to a town in New Jersey called Pornstarville, and make some friends.
Twilight: Man, who the hell would create a town called Pornstarville?
Twilight: Man, Celestia sent us to a place very far. Why did we have to go all the way here from Pontiac?
Spike: I don't know, but this assignment could be fun. Maybe the pornstars in Pornstarville have interesting things to talk about.
Pinkie Pie: *Walks to Twilight, and is wearing a Nazi helmet*
Spike: Come on Twilight, just try.
Twilight: *Looks at Pinkie* Yo, what's good?
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps up in the air* I KNOW NUZZINK!! *Runs away*
Twilight: Man, that sure was interesting. *Drives away*
Next, she went to Sweet আপেল Acres.
Twilight: *Stops her car, and gets out* Yo, where da fuq is everyone at?
Applejack: *Arrives, and shakes Twilight's hoof very fast* Howdy, I'm applejack, it's nice to meet you, i talk really fast, and i'm a redneck, i see আপনি have a 1961 Chevy, may i steal it so i can make some unnecessary, and idiotic modifications?
Twilight: Aw hell no! The only টাট্টু that gets to touch my car is me!
Spike: What about me?
Twilight: You're the only dragon that can touch my car.
Applejack: Follow me.
applejack pushed Twilight, and Spike to the area where they were having lunch.
Applejack: I want আপনি to meet....
90 মিনিট later
Applejack: And last, but not least, Big Macintosh.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Twilight: Dat's nice man. Now me, and Spike gots to move.
Applebloom: Aren't আপনি gonna stay for lunch? *Looks at Twilight with an adorable, but sad look on her face*
Twilight: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that, Twilight, and Spike continued on in their car.
Twilight: Man, dis is bullshit. We're better off gettin' killed দ্বারা Luna, and the Soviets.
Spike: But there's three আরো ponies আপনি haven't met.
Twilight: Spike, I don't give a fuck. *Stops her car at a traffic light* What I really wanna do, is get this lame গাধা assignment over with.
রামধনু Dash: *Accidentally flies into Twilight, knocking her out of the car, and into a pile of mud. She lands পরবর্তি to her* Oops. Are আপনি okay?
Twilight: Man, wut da fuq were আপনি thinkin'?
রামধনু Dash: It was just an accident. Let me help you. *Goes around Twilight really fast, and gets the mud off of her, but she also turns Twilight's mane into an afro*
Spike: *Laughs at Twilight*
Twilight: Man, what are আপনি laughing at আপনি stupid nigga?
রামধনু Dash: See for yourself. *Gets a mirror in front of Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at herself in the mirror* HOLY SHIT!!! Who are you?
রামধনু Dash: রামধনু Dash is my name, and flying is my game.
Twilight: Man, I bet আপনি can't clear fifteen of those clouds in ten seconds.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: I don't! আপনি ain't gonna do it.
রামধনু Dash: Let's bet on it. Fifty dollars says I can do it.
Twilight: Alright man, if আপনি wanna make me richer. Go for it.
রামধনু Dash: Fifteen clouds in ten seconds, no sweat. *Flies up in the air, and gets three clouds at once, then she gets the other clouds as quick as a flash*
Twilight: *Her mouth is wide open* How da fuq did আপনি do all dat?!
রামধনু Dash: *Flies down to Twilight* Just believe in yourself, and anything is possible.
Twilight: *Gives রামধনু Dash fifty dollars* Whatever man. *Walks back to her car* Let's get da fuq outta here Spike.
Next, they went to see Rarity.
Rarity: *Having an orgasm while masturbating*
Twilight: *Opens the door to Rarity's botique*
Rarity: *Turns everything back to normal* Welcome to carousel botique-
Twilight: আপনি know I just saw আপনি masturbating, right?
Rarity: *Stunned* Would আপনি like me to-
Twilight: No thanks. আপনি are the most fucked up টাট্টু I ever met. Goodbye. *Leaves*
Later
Fluttershy: *Talking to a bunch of birds* Okay everyone, I want আপনি to sing. Lalalala
Twilight: *Revs her engine loudly*
Birds: *Flying away*
Fluttershy: Ah!!
Twilight: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার asshole, stop blocking the road!
Fluttershy: *Looking at Twilight, and is terrified*
Twilight: *Gets out of her car, and goes to Fluttershy* Nigga, I told আপনি twice to get out of my way! *Uses magic to make a gun appear*
Fluttershy: *Looks away*
Twilight: You're stupid man. I'm glad I won't have to deal wid yo গাধা anymore.
Police Pony: *Arrives* Hello hello hello. And what's going on here?
Twilight: *Puts gun away* Nothing officer. Just cause I'm black don't mean I'm about to do something bad.
Police Pony: What do আপনি think I am, racist? *Walks away*
Twilight: *Gets back into her car, and drives away*
At Twilight's new house in Pornstarville..
Twilight: Man, why is this house made out of a tree? *Watches TV* Neva mind. I still need to find a way on how to get rid of Luna once she arrives.
News Pony: This just in, Princess Celestia has just been attacked দ্বারা the Soviets. They are being led দ্বারা her sister Luna, who is now Nightmare Moon.
Twilight: Aw, fuck!
News Pony: Wait a second. It seems that Luna is surrendering, and the Soviets are being executed. That's it for the war against Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: Well, so much for trying to do something.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin.
Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely দ্বারা their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted like she moved the moon. Her name was Luna. She did not want the moon to go down, so she joined the Soviets, and was launched onto the moon in order to prevent it from being moved. Unfortunately, her plan didn't work. She's now stuck there...
Twilight: *Reading a book* ...and has been on dat moon for 1,000 years. Man, dis is serious. I gots to tell the Princess about this.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
Later, Twilight was running to her house in Pontiac, Michigan.
Ponies: *Stopping Twilight* There আপনি are Twilight. Moondancer is having a party. Wanna যোগদান us?
Twilight: *Passes the ponies* Fuck you. I got something আরো important to deal with!
Ponies: What's her problem?
Song: link
Inside Twilight's house, it was dark, and full of books. On the বই was a lot of dust, and cobwebs.
Spike: *Turns off the song, and opens blinds to make the house brighter* I'll dust off the বই later. Right now, I gotta deliver a present to Moondancer's party. *About to leave the house*
Twilight: *Slams the door on Spike* Spike! Where yo গাধা at Spike?!
Spike: আপনি slammed a door into me...
Twilight: *Closes the door* I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! GET OFF YO LAZY ASS, AND FIND A BOOK ABOUT PREDICTIONS, AND PROPHECIES!!
Spike: But Twilight-
Twilight: No buts আপনি lazy গাধা nigga!!
Spike: Stop calling me that!
Twilight: আপনি gonna get me dat book, অথবা wut?!!
Spike: *Gets the book*
Twilight: *Reads the book, but puts it down, and notices the song is not playing* Put that song back on, অথবা I will slap the shit out of আপনি for twelve hours, nonstop!!!
Spike: *Turns the song back on*
Twilight: Dat's betta. Now, send a letter to Princess Celestia. Tell her that Princess Luna is gonna come back here, and hire the Soviets to kill us, unless we kill her.
Spike: *Writing the letter, and sends the letter*
Twilight: Man, I don't understand why Celestia don't have a phone like everyone else.
Spike: *Gets a letter* Let's see what Celestia wrote to us. *Reads the letter* Dear Twilight, the United States army, and it's allies are aware of Luna's return as Nightmare Moon. I want আপনি to travel to a town in New Jersey called Pornstarville, and make some friends.
Twilight: Man, who the hell would create a town called Pornstarville?
Twilight: Man, Celestia sent us to a place very far. Why did we have to go all the way here from Pontiac?
Spike: I don't know, but this assignment could be fun. Maybe the pornstars in Pornstarville have interesting things to talk about.
Pinkie Pie: *Walks to Twilight, and is wearing a Nazi helmet*
Spike: Come on Twilight, just try.
Twilight: *Looks at Pinkie* Yo, what's good?
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps up in the air* I KNOW NUZZINK!! *Runs away*
Twilight: Man, that sure was interesting. *Drives away*
Next, she went to Sweet আপেল Acres.
Twilight: *Stops her car, and gets out* Yo, where da fuq is everyone at?
Applejack: *Arrives, and shakes Twilight's hoof very fast* Howdy, I'm applejack, it's nice to meet you, i talk really fast, and i'm a redneck, i see আপনি have a 1961 Chevy, may i steal it so i can make some unnecessary, and idiotic modifications?
Twilight: Aw hell no! The only টাট্টু that gets to touch my car is me!
Spike: What about me?
Twilight: You're the only dragon that can touch my car.
Applejack: Follow me.
applejack pushed Twilight, and Spike to the area where they were having lunch.
Applejack: I want আপনি to meet....
90 মিনিট later
Applejack: And last, but not least, Big Macintosh.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Twilight: Dat's nice man. Now me, and Spike gots to move.
Applebloom: Aren't আপনি gonna stay for lunch? *Looks at Twilight with an adorable, but sad look on her face*
Twilight: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that, Twilight, and Spike continued on in their car.
Twilight: Man, dis is bullshit. We're better off gettin' killed দ্বারা Luna, and the Soviets.
Spike: But there's three আরো ponies আপনি haven't met.
Twilight: Spike, I don't give a fuck. *Stops her car at a traffic light* What I really wanna do, is get this lame গাধা assignment over with.
রামধনু Dash: *Accidentally flies into Twilight, knocking her out of the car, and into a pile of mud. She lands পরবর্তি to her* Oops. Are আপনি okay?
Twilight: Man, wut da fuq were আপনি thinkin'?
রামধনু Dash: It was just an accident. Let me help you. *Goes around Twilight really fast, and gets the mud off of her, but she also turns Twilight's mane into an afro*
Spike: *Laughs at Twilight*
Twilight: Man, what are আপনি laughing at আপনি stupid nigga?
রামধনু Dash: See for yourself. *Gets a mirror in front of Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at herself in the mirror* HOLY SHIT!!! Who are you?
রামধনু Dash: রামধনু Dash is my name, and flying is my game.
Twilight: Man, I bet আপনি can't clear fifteen of those clouds in ten seconds.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: I don't! আপনি ain't gonna do it.
রামধনু Dash: Let's bet on it. Fifty dollars says I can do it.
Twilight: Alright man, if আপনি wanna make me richer. Go for it.
রামধনু Dash: Fifteen clouds in ten seconds, no sweat. *Flies up in the air, and gets three clouds at once, then she gets the other clouds as quick as a flash*
Twilight: *Her mouth is wide open* How da fuq did আপনি do all dat?!
রামধনু Dash: *Flies down to Twilight* Just believe in yourself, and anything is possible.
Twilight: *Gives রামধনু Dash fifty dollars* Whatever man. *Walks back to her car* Let's get da fuq outta here Spike.
Next, they went to see Rarity.
Rarity: *Having an orgasm while masturbating*
Twilight: *Opens the door to Rarity's botique*
Rarity: *Turns everything back to normal* Welcome to carousel botique-
Twilight: আপনি know I just saw আপনি masturbating, right?
Rarity: *Stunned* Would আপনি like me to-
Twilight: No thanks. আপনি are the most fucked up টাট্টু I ever met. Goodbye. *Leaves*
Later
Fluttershy: *Talking to a bunch of birds* Okay everyone, I want আপনি to sing. Lalalala
Twilight: *Revs her engine loudly*
Birds: *Flying away*
Fluttershy: Ah!!
Twilight: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার asshole, stop blocking the road!
Fluttershy: *Looking at Twilight, and is terrified*
Twilight: *Gets out of her car, and goes to Fluttershy* Nigga, I told আপনি twice to get out of my way! *Uses magic to make a gun appear*
Fluttershy: *Looks away*
Twilight: You're stupid man. I'm glad I won't have to deal wid yo গাধা anymore.
Police Pony: *Arrives* Hello hello hello. And what's going on here?
Twilight: *Puts gun away* Nothing officer. Just cause I'm black don't mean I'm about to do something bad.
Police Pony: What do আপনি think I am, racist? *Walks away*
Twilight: *Gets back into her car, and drives away*
At Twilight's new house in Pornstarville..
Twilight: Man, why is this house made out of a tree? *Watches TV* Neva mind. I still need to find a way on how to get rid of Luna once she arrives.
News Pony: This just in, Princess Celestia has just been attacked দ্বারা the Soviets. They are being led দ্বারা her sister Luna, who is now Nightmare Moon.
Twilight: Aw, fuck!
News Pony: Wait a second. It seems that Luna is surrendering, and the Soviets are being executed. That's it for the war against Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: Well, so much for trying to do something.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End