The cast for this story is all Sonic characters, with the exception of Jack Nicholson, and Erik Estrada playing as two of the characters. I promise আপনি guys will like Shadow's character, as well as the entire অনুরাগী fiction.
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog অনুরাগী Fiction
Bad Auditions দ্বারা Bad Actors
Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's অভিনয় Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The Hedgehog as Josh
And Blaze The Cat as Amy
One দিন at a building for plays.
Joe: *Parks his Chrysler in the parking lot*
Coach: *Parks his Escalade* Okay Melissa. Are আপনি ready?
Melissa: আপনি bet.
Coach: Now I want আপনি to take a deep breath. As soon as you're ready. We'll go inside.
Josh: *Driving a Sierra towards the entrance of the parking lot*
Maria: *Drifts her Toyota in front of Josh's truck*
Josh: *Stops, while honking his horn* Hey!!
Maria: *Looks back at Josh*
Josh: আপনি could have caused an accident!!
Inside the building
Roger: *On his phone, texting Amy. He is sitting on a chair leaning onto a wall, on the stage*
Casting Director: *Walks onto the stage, talking to someone on the phone* Well don't worry. আপনি can trust me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No, no, no, দ্বারা the end of the day, we'll be completely cast. *Sees Roger* Excuse me. Can I call আপনি back? *Hangs up, and puts her phone in her pocket* ROGER!!!!
Roger: *Stands up putting his hands into the air* I DIDN'T DO IT!!
Casting Director: What are আপনি doing?!
Roger: *Sweating* Texting my girlfriend... about... pizza?
Casting Director: Is that what you're supposed to be doing?
Roger: *Scared, as he closes his eyes, shaking* God I hope so.
Casting Director: It isn't! You're supposed to set up the টেবিল and chairs, and get the stage set up, so that we can have the actors come in to audition for the play.
Roger: Oh. *Goes to a door, opens it, and sees the actors waiting while talking to each other. He closes the door, and looks at the Casting Director* They're here.
Casting Director: What do আপনি mean they're here?
Roger: I mean, they're here.
Casting Director: They're not supposed to be here yet.
Roger: But আপনি told me to have them come in at 1.
Casting Director: No! We get here at 1, and they get here at 1:30!
Roger: Okay. We're just going to have to chalk this one up as a miscommunication. *Sits back down, and continues texting Amy*
Casting Director: Roger!!!
Roger: Yes? *Stands up*
Casting Director: Set everything up already!!
Roger: Okay. *Drags his chair to the other side of the stage* I don't see what the big deal is.
Casting Director: The big deal is that Avery Stern, artistic director of The Red শস্যাগার Theater, a legend, has put me in charge of this year's production, of Romeo & Juliet. God help me Roger, if your laziness, and stupid phone mess this up for me-
Roger: First of all. *Gets another chair, walking towards the one he was sitting in* The Red শস্যাগার Theater is not a legend. *Puts the chair পরবর্তি to his, and goes to get the table* It's one of three theaters in Hoxley, and দ্বারা far, the worst. Second, Avery Stern is nuts, not artistic. *Grabs the table, and walks towards the chairs* Third, the Red শস্যাগার Theater has put on a play of Romeo & Juliet every year, for 40 years. It's actor proof. Just find two decent actors, and you're fine. *Puts the টেবিল in front of the chairs* Finally. *Pulls out his phone* This is not stupid. It's smart. That's why it's called a smartphone. It can get আপনি dressed, brush your teeth, and cook your breakfast, all while playing Angry Birds.
Casting Director: Just bring in the first actor.
Roger: *Salutes* Yes ma'am!! *Goes to the actors*
Casting Director: *Sits in her chair, calling Avery* Yes, it's me again. We're starting auditions now. I can assure you, everything will be set up ahead of schedule.
Roger returned from talking to the actors.
Roger: Okay. *Sits down পরবর্তি to the Casting Director* I told them to come in one দ্বারা one.
Casting Director: Good. আপনি can read the lines when necessary, right?
Roger: Of course.
Melissa: *Walks in with her অভিনয় coach*
Coach: Good pace. Nice and casual, now go in for the handshake.
Melissa: *Shakes the Casting Director's hand* Hi. My name is Melissa. I'm here to audition for the part of Juliet.
Coach: A little forceful, but keep going.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, who are you?
Coach: I'm Melissa's অভিনয় coach. Here for moral support, but ignore me.
Casting Director: I don't usually allow other people in here while the actors are auditioning, but I guess I can allow আপনি in here.
Coach: আপনি won't even know I'm here. *Stands behind Roger, and the Casting Director*
Casting Director: Will আপনি be doing a monologue, অথবা a scene?
Melissa: A monologue. I memorized it last night.
Coach: Good self compliment. A little braggy, but, I don't think they noticed.
Casting Director: Okay uh.. আপনি can start whenever you're ready Melissa.
Melissa: Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou-
Coach: Don't start until you're ready Melissa. They'll wait. That felt a little rushed. Start over.
Melissa: Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo.
Coach: Good intensity. Keep going.
Melissa: Deny thy father, and refuse thy name!
Coach: Projection Melissa!!
Melissa: *Shouts slower* DENY THY FATHER, AND REFUSE THY NAME!!!!
Coach: I'm missing your consonants! DE-NY!! DE-NY!!
Melissa: DE-NY THY FATHER, AND RE-FUSE THY NAME!!!
Coach: *Thumbs up* There we go!
Casting Director: I'm sorry, can আপনি wait outside? I can't get a good read from Melissa.
Coach: I know. She's just a little nervous.
Casting Director: I mean, I can't get a good read from her with আপনি here interrupting her.
Coach: Oh.. I can scale back my notes.
Casting Director: I think আপনি better leave.
Coach: Oh. Okay. This is, as they say, the house of the director. I'll leave it to আপনি in your hands.
Before leaving, he went to Melissa.
Coach: I'll be waiting for আপনি outside if আপনি need me. Remember, voice, eye contact, and objectives.
Melissa: I'll remember.
Coach: Remem-ber. Hit the ends of every word.
Melissa: Yes. I wi-ll.
Coach: *Nods, and leaves*
Melissa: From the top?
Casting Director: Yes, and may I give আপনি some advice? Forget everything your coach told you. Just be yourself, and have fun.
Melissa: What do আপনি mean?
Casting Director: Don't worry about getting every word perfect. Just read the scene the way আপনি would normally do it. Okay?
Melissa: Oh. Okay. *Breathes in* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou-
The noise of a cellphone went off.
Casting Director: Roger, I thought I told আপনি to turn your phone off.
Melissa: *Grabs her phone* No, that was me. *Gets another text, and reads it* Okay, I'm ready to begin, now.
Casting Director: Was that your coach?
Melissa: No, that was from my, uh.. Boctor, it was from him. I mean Doctor.
Casting Director: Okay. Thank আপনি for coming in.
Melissa: Thank আপনি for seeing me. *Gets another text* I mean, thank y-ou. Thank y-ou. *Leaves*
The পরবর্তি actor to come onto the stage was Joe.
Casting Director: Hi. Thanks for coming in.
Joe: Hi. My name is Joe. Joe Romano. I'm here to read the thing I picked up outside with the lines.
Casting Director: That's called the audition scene.
Joe: Right. The one that says Romeo. I'm going to read that, because I saw the one that ব্যক্ত Juliet, and I was like, not this guy. I'm not a Juliet.
Casting Director: Of course not. You'll be পাঠ করা with Roger. He'll do the part of Juliet.
Joe: *Backs up, surprised* Whoa whoa whoa! You're going to read a lady's part? That's so stupid.
Casting Director: Can আপনি just read the lines?
Joe: Okay, but uh, *Looks at Roger* Good luck buddy, because right now, you'll need it.
Casting Director: Start where it says My sweet.
Joe: Okay. Give me a moment. *Turns around, pounding his chest, and does five jumping jacks. He turns around, and looks at Roger again*
Roger: Romeo-
Joe: *Slams his foot on the ground* MY SWEET!!!
Roger: *Scared* What o clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?
Joe: *Picks up Roger* দ্বারা THE ঘন্টা OF 9!!! FRIGGIN' 9!!! OKAY?!!?!
Casting Director: Okay, I'm just going to stop আপনি right there.
Joe: *Calms down, lowering Roger*
Roger: *Quickly gets back to his seat*
Joe: I was just about to get to the good stuff.
Casting Director: I feel like we're going down the wrong road here.
Joe: *Angry* Excuse me?
Casting Director: You're playing this scene with a lot of anger.
Joe: And?
Casting Director: This is the balcony scene. This is where Romeo declares his প্রণয় for Juliet. It should be passionate.
Joe: Yeah, passionate. Like, I প্রণয় আপনি so much, I wanna মুষ্ট্যাঘাত a wall!!
Casting Director: I don't think Romeo will মুষ্ট্যাঘাত a wall.
Joe: I know that when I'm in love, I'm like, I প্রণয় আপনি so much, LET'S DO PUSH-UPS!!!! *Does three push-ups, and quickly stands up*
Casting Director:....Well, thank আপনি for coming in.
Joe: You're welcome. Do I get the part?
Casting Director: Stop দ্বারা tomorrow at 11, and we'll let আপনি know. One আরো thing, I might suggest আপনি go into therapy.
Joe: Therapy? Not this guy. *Points at himself with a thumb* Not this guy!!! *Leaves*
Josie walked up towards Roger, and the Casting Director.
Casting Director: Hi. Thank আপনি for coming in.
Josie: Thank me? You, thank you.
Casting Director: Okay, so, will আপনি be doing a monologue, অথবা a scene?
Josie: A monotogue?
Casting Director: Do আপনি mean, monologue?
Josie: Yeah.
Casting Director: Great.
Josie: But soft, what light in the window, there, Romeo. I প্রণয় you, we should kiss, and, that's all I have.
Casting Director: That was supposed to be a monologue?
Josie: Yes ma'am. That's it. Right?
Casting Director: No it's not. আপনি know that. Don't you?
Josie: It was really long, but if y'all cast me, I'll memorize it. All of the lines, and stuff.
Casting Director: Will you?
Josie: Y'all better believe it. I'm a southern girl.
Casting Director: Well, thanks for coming in.
Josie: *Walks towards Roger* So I'm gonna be in it, right? *Puts her boobs in Roger's face as she looks at the Casting Director* I'm gonna be the uh, main girl?
Roger: Yes! Totally!
Casting Director: I'll let আপনি know.
Josie: Great. *Pulls out a contact card* This here has my number. Call me when I get the part. *Leaves*
Roger: *Takes the card* She was great.
Casting Director: Are আপনি serious? She was pathetic, and this দিন hasn't been going well for us at all. Can it get any worse?
Roger: I don't know.
Casting Director: যীশু Roger. Can আপনি at least pretend to care?
Roger: No.
Maria entered the stage, looking very cheerful as she approached Roger, and the Casting Director.
Maria: Hi, my name is Maria McConville. Thank আপনি for seeing me.
Casting Director: Thank আপনি for coming in. Will আপনি be doing a monologue, অথবা a scene?
Maria: A monologue, if that's okay with you.
Casting Director: It is. আপনি can begin when you're ready.
Maria: *Puts her hands in her pockets* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name.
Casting Director: Great work so far. I want আপনি to keep going, but I have a suggestion.
Maria: Yes?
Casting Director: Your hands in your pockets are distracting.
Maria: They are?
Casting Director: Yes. It makes আপনি seem very stiff.
Maria: Oh, it's just that, I never know what to do with my hands.
Casting Director: Do what আপনি do naturally.
Maria: Naturally?
Casting Director: *Nods*
Maria: Okay. *Takes her hands out of her pockets, but starts spinning her arms around in circles* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name.
Casting Director: What is this?
Maria: Well. *Stops her arms* আপনি told me to do what I do naturally. That's what I do when I talk to boys, so...
Casting Director: It is?
Maria: Yeah. What do আপনি do?
Casting Director: Not that. I don't know anyone who does that, except for maybe, an insane person. Try something else.
Maria: Like what?
Casting Director: Something else. Anything that does not include your hands in your pockets, অথবা your arms going around in circles. Do something আরো natural.
Maria: Okay. *Her right hand slowly moves towards her head* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? *Moves her left hand slowly up, and down, rubbing her belly* Deny thy father, and refuse thy name.
Casting Director: This is definitely different.
Maria: It's আরো natural. Right?
Casting Director: Yeah, okay, thanks for coming in.
Maria: Thank আপনি for seeing me. *Walks away, feeling very pleased with herself*
Martin arrives, dressed in the costume Romeo wore in the 1968 film, Romeo & Juliet.
Casting Director: Wow. Nice costume.
Martin: Forsooth, these simple garments for which আপনি surmise have no mood অথবা color to them. They are neither cheerful, nor melancholy as thus doth proclaim.
Roger: What did he say?
Casting Director: I think what we have here is a method actor. He stays in character all of the time, and thinks that the play is real life.
Martin: Alas! A man of the stage I cannot claim to be. Character one may find in these meek, and feeble bones, but-
Casting Director: I don't care. Look, if আপনি want to be in this play, আপনি need to read either a monologue, অথবা a scene. Do আপনি have either prepared?
Martin: *Annoyed* I must protest once more, for thou speech, and manor of dress is most vexing, and as such, mine ear do find ye most intolerable.
Casting Director: Fine. Would thou kind squire, readest thus scene, or, long winded passage so that thou can be in thus play?
Martin: But I have told আপনি anon, an actor I am not. I am Romeo of the house of Montague. A man of many talents, but a performer of the stage, I am not.
Casting Director: This isn't helping. Either do a monologue, অথবা a scene, অথবা আপনি will not be cast. Okay?
Martin: *Turns around to think, then turns around again to face the C.D, and Roger* Very well. Mine hand is played. I shall read your words. Perhaps with a partner. I fear alone, I may stray from lofty expectations.
Casting Director: A scene then. Great. You'll be পাঠ করা with Roger. He'll be your Juliet.
Roger: *Walks towards Martin*
Martin: *Drops to his knees, grabbing Juliet's hand* This before my eyes is Juliet?! *Stands up*
Roger: Uh, what's going on here?!
Martin: Sweet Juliet! What have thou done to thee? Thou hair is short, and coarse. Thine face is rough, and weathered. Thine smell is of feet, and horse.
Roger: I don't smell like a horse!!
Martin: *Points at him* And thou speakest like a harlot of Devonshire!
Casting Director: *Gets between them* Okay! *Looks at Martin* I'm glad you're so committed to this, but it's definitely not helping আপনি get the part.
Martin: *Takes one step backwards* This is a fallacy. Thine has taken my beloved Juliet, and turned her thrice into a beast. A wretched, odorous, fiend.
Roger: Stop making fun of the way I smell!!
Martin: A pox has been cast on thine house. *To Roger* Farewell my love. I shall find আপনি again when thou have cleaned thyself of putrid smells. *Walks away*
Roger: I put on deodorant.
Casting Director: আপনি smell fine.
Martin: *Opens the door, turning around to face them* A POX!! *Slams the door closed*
Roger: What a jerk.
Catherine crawled onto the stage on all fours. She is dressed as a cat.
Casting Director: Uh, hello. Are you-
Catherine: Meow.
Casting Director: Excuse me?
Catherine: Meow. *Stretching*
Roger: Is this a method actor too?
Casting Director: I don't know what she's doing. *Stands up, and walks to Catherine* Excuse me miss.
Catherine: *Tries to scratch the C.D* Hisssssssss!!!
Casting Director: *Backs up, saving herself from getting scratched* Okay then.
Catherine: *Goes around in a circle. She stretches once more* Meow. *Sees the C.D* Hiss!!!
Casting Director: *Goes to her seat* Do আপনি want to do a monologue, অথবা a-
Catherine: *Rolls over, laying on her back*
Casting Director:.....We have sides if you...
Catherine: *Gives herself a tongue bath, and leaves the stage*
Roger: What the hell was that?
Casting Director: Let's just pretend that never happened.
Roger: That was either the worst audition I've seen, অথবা the best. আপনি should really consider her.
Casting Director: Shut up Roger.
Roger: I'm serious! That blew my mind.
Casting Director: *Her head falls on the table*
Mark walks in, holding a water bottle and a yoga mat.
Mark: Hi. Mark McCrossen. I got here a little late from a yoga class. Do আপনি mind if I take a মিনিট to warm up?
Casting Director: Okay, but we have other people waiting. Do আপনি want us to let someone in while আপনি warm up?
Mark: No it's fine. It will only take a minute. *Rolls out his yoga mat, and lays down*
Roger: Do আপনি think I can go to the bathroom real quick?
Mark: *On his hands, and knees* Hiya!!!!! Qoooooouuuuuaaaaaaa!!!!!
Casting Director: He ব্যক্ত it would only be a minute.
Mark: *Cuddles into a ball, and cries*
Casting Director: What?
Mark: *Waving his arms, and legs around*
Casting Director: Oh my god! Roger, call the-
Mark: *Stands up, smiling*
Casting Director: *Speechless*
Mark: i'm ready to begin now.
Casting Director: Okay. That was quiet.
Mark: *Angry* I'M READY, TO BEGIN!!!!!
Roger: That's it, I'm going. *Running to the bathroom*
Casting Director: Uh.....
Mark: *Running around the stage in a circle* I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm re-re-re-re-ready! To be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-begin!! NOW!!!! *Stops, and looks at the C.D.*
Casting Director: Okay Mark, we really need to get started.
Mark: We really need to get started.
Casting Director: Yes, we're running behind.
Mark: Yes, we're running behind.
Casting Director: What are আপনি doing?
Mark: What are আপনি doing?
Casting Director: I'm not doing a Meisner exercise with you!
Mark: I'm not doing a Meisner exercise with you!
Casting Director: I'm serious.
Mark: I'm serious.
Casting Director: Stop this at once!
Mark: Stop this at- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, *Runs around in a circle* Merilly we roll along, roll along, roll along, *Slides on his knees* Today!!!! *Stands up* I'm glad that's out of the way. I can't do a good audition without warming up first.
Casting Director: I guess that's understandable, but we're running behind.
Mark: What would আপনি like me to do- *Turns left, facing the chairs in front of the stage* Eep eep eep eep eep!
Roger: *Returns from the bathroom* I'm back. What did I-
Mark: Eep eep eep eep eep!
Roger: Never mind.
Mark: *Looks back at the C.D.* Is this the stage where the play will take place?
Casting Director: Yes.
Mark: These acoustics are unacceptable! *Picks up his yoga mat, and water bottle* The high C's are getting drowned out দ্বারা these crappy curtains. Call me when the proper upgrades are made. *Leaves*
A crocodile, chameleon, and bee walk in wearing business suits. Charlize follows them.
Agent 1: *Talking on his cell phone* Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well then we're walking. I want 5%, অথবা we're walking. WALKING!!!!!! 2.5%, and a free hot tub? আপনি got yourself a deal. *Hangs up, looks at the Casting Director* My client wants her own dressing room along with her usual salary, 10% of the box office, and a bowl of skittles at every rehearsal.
Charlize: চকোলেট covered skittles.
Agent 2: Are আপনি sure? That's a little disgusting.
Charlize: চকোলেট covered skittles, অথবা I walk!
Agent 3: This is not negotiable.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, this is a community theater. No one is getting paid, let alone, a cut of the box office.
Agent 1: Uh, give us a second. *Backs up, and talks to Charlize, and the other agents in a circle*
Neither the Casting Director, অথবা Roger could hear what they were saying, until...
Charlize: I won't!
Agent 2: But if আপনি think about it-
Charlize: I won't back down on this. Skittles, অথবা I walk. SKITTLES, OR, I, WALK!!!
The agents turned around to face the C.D. again.
Agent 1: My client will work for half her usual salary, 5% of the box office, but a bowl of চকোলেট covered skittles must be at her door before, and after every rehearsal.
Charlize: It's part of my process.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, have আপনি ever worked in a community theater before? There's no money involved.
Agent 1: We're walking!! Walking!! Go, go go!!! *Pushes everyone towards the door*
Charlize: *Turns around* Just FYI, I once dated a man, and his dad hated me, so I totally get this Juliet girl.
Agent 2: It's true. Charlize had abusive parents, and her lifestyle was similar to that of Juliet's.
Charlize: This, is, CRAP!!! *Leaves with Agent 1, and 2*
Agent 3: আপনি just made a mistake. Charlize Finegold is going to own this town. *Leaves*
Josh arrived a few সেকেন্ড after the others left.
Josh: Hi. My name is Josh.
Casting Director: Hi. Nice to meet you. Did আপনি get a copy of the lines?
Josh: Yes. I'd also like to do a monologue.
Casting Director: Good. আপনি can start when you're ready.
Josh: Cool. *Goes to the back, and pulls up a chair*
Casting Director: What do আপনি need that for?
Josh: You'll see. *Puts the chair in the middle of the stage, sits in it, and pretends to drive a car*
The Casting Director, and Roger started whispering to each other.
Casting Director: what is he doing?
Roger: it looks like he's pantomiming. play along with it for now. *Looks at Josh, no longer whispering* Romeo?
Josh: My sweet, hold on a second. *Pantomimes stopping the car, getting out, and grabbing a backpack while putting it on. Next, he pantomimes climbing the দেওয়াল up to where Juliet is*
Roger: What O' Clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?
Josh: দ্বারা the ঘন্টা of 9.
Casting Director: Okay, let's stop right here. Why does Romeo have a backpack?
Josh: Everyone has a backpack.
Casting Director: No he doesn't.
Josh: Where does he put his water bottle then?
Casting Director: He wouldn't have a water bottle in Victorian England...and, were আপনি driving a car?
Josh: Yeah. Isn't this a modern version of Romeo & Juliet, like the one with Leonardo DiCaprio?
Casting Director: No. This is period appropriate. There are no cars, and no backpacks.
Josh: So, I should ride in on a horse.
Casting Director: Don't ride in on anything. You're pantomiming up a storm here, and it's scary.
Josh: So, আপনি just want me to read the lines?
Casting Director: Yes.
Josh: Oh. Okay. Why didn't আপনি just say so in the first place?
Casting Director: Start from the beginning.
Josh: Okay.
Roger: Romeo.
Josh: My sweet.
Roger: What O' Clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?
Josh: দ্বারা the ঘন্টা of... *Hits a button on his I-Pod that plays a song at high volume*
Song: link
Josh: Juliet!!! Get down!!!! *Turns around to do a অগ্রবর্তী roll, pulling out a silver pistol. He fires seven blanks, then turns off the music* Damn! I missed them. *Goes back to Roger* Anyway, দ্বারা the ঘন্টা of 9.
Casting Director: What was that?!
Josh: Do আপনি know what a gun is?
Casting Director: Yes I know what a gun is! Why did আপনি pull one out like that?!
Josh: Because in the DiCaprio version, everyone had guns. Only, they were called swords. আপনি should really look into that, and make sure all of your actors carry বন্দুক for the play.
Casting Director: Yeah, that "totally" sounds like a good idea for something taking place in the late 1500's. Thank আপনি for stopping by.
Josh: You're welcome. *Leaves, feeling pleased with himself*
After Josh left, the Casting Director had a headache.
Casting Director: This has been awful so far. Should we take a 5 মিনিট break before seeing the other actors?
Roger: That was the last actor.
Casting Director: It was?! We only saw 9 actors. I was supposed to cast this thing, and now it's ruined.
Roger: *Looking at his phone* My girlfriend just got here. Can I leave early?
Casting Director: No!!
Roger: *Sad* But, we have a পিজা date...
Casting Director: I don't care about your পিজা date! We're not leaving until we get our two leads! I'm calling Avery! *Calls Avery on her phone*
Roger: আপনি know what? I'm going to give her the green light to come see me here since you're busy with whatever it is you're doing at the moment. *Texting Amy*
Casting Director: Avery, I need আরো audition days. The actors আপনি had were borderline psychotic. One of them didn't even read her lines. She just pretended to be a cat.
Amy: *Walks in, and goes to Roger*
Casting Director: I'm not being prejudice. Don't say I'm being prejudice.
Roger *Whispers in Amy's ear*
Casting Director: And I'm not being a perfectionist. If I saw two decent actors with some chemistry, I would hire them on the spot! Only problem is, where to look. *Looks at Roger, and Amy*
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Amy: *Giggling while sitting on Roger's lap behind the table*
Casting Director: Avery, I'll call আপনি back. I think I know how to cast this thing. *Hangs up* Roger, Amy, stand in the middle of the stage, will you?
Roger: Okay.
Amy: What's going on?
Casting Director: *Give scripts to Roger, and Amy* Just read this for me please.
Roger: But, I'm not an actor.
Amy: And I haven't been in a play since middle school.
Casting Director: Please try. Roger, you're the best I've heard with পাঠ করা these lines, and আপনি two have some chemistry going on.
Roger: Alright. Wanna do it?
Amy: Sure.
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They stood up, and got to the middle of the stage
Amy: Romeo.
Roger: My sweet.
Casting Director: Yes. Yes!
Amy: What O' clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?
Roger: দ্বারা the ঘন্টা of 9. Doth thou agree?
Amy: Uh....
Roger: *Pulls out a gun, and points it at Amy* I need to know!
Amy: *Moves her arms in circles* Well I don't know. I forgot why thou have not called me back.
Casting Director: What are আপনি two doing?!!?
Roger: Let me stand here until thou remember it! *Turns to the left* Oh look, আরো Capulets. I shall smite them with thy, *Pulls out a rocket launcher* Launcher of rockets!! *Fires two rockets. They blow up before hitting the wall*
Amy: Good night! Good night! Parting is such sweet, sw-eet, sor-row.
Roger: আরো capulets! Into the car! We'll make our escape! Post haste! *Pulls the Casting Director out of her chair, and sits in it, pretending to drive a car*
Amy: *Sits in the chair পরবর্তি to Roger* Step on it!
Casting Director: That's it! I quit!!
Everything fades to black for the end credits
Cast
Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's অভিনয় Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The Hedgehog as Josh
Blaze The Cat as Amy
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 9, 2016
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog অনুরাগী Fiction
Bad Auditions দ্বারা Bad Actors
Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's অভিনয় Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The Hedgehog as Josh
And Blaze The Cat as Amy
One দিন at a building for plays.
Joe: *Parks his Chrysler in the parking lot*
Coach: *Parks his Escalade* Okay Melissa. Are আপনি ready?
Melissa: আপনি bet.
Coach: Now I want আপনি to take a deep breath. As soon as you're ready. We'll go inside.
Josh: *Driving a Sierra towards the entrance of the parking lot*
Maria: *Drifts her Toyota in front of Josh's truck*
Josh: *Stops, while honking his horn* Hey!!
Maria: *Looks back at Josh*
Josh: আপনি could have caused an accident!!
Inside the building
Roger: *On his phone, texting Amy. He is sitting on a chair leaning onto a wall, on the stage*
Casting Director: *Walks onto the stage, talking to someone on the phone* Well don't worry. আপনি can trust me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No, no, no, দ্বারা the end of the day, we'll be completely cast. *Sees Roger* Excuse me. Can I call আপনি back? *Hangs up, and puts her phone in her pocket* ROGER!!!!
Roger: *Stands up putting his hands into the air* I DIDN'T DO IT!!
Casting Director: What are আপনি doing?!
Roger: *Sweating* Texting my girlfriend... about... pizza?
Casting Director: Is that what you're supposed to be doing?
Roger: *Scared, as he closes his eyes, shaking* God I hope so.
Casting Director: It isn't! You're supposed to set up the টেবিল and chairs, and get the stage set up, so that we can have the actors come in to audition for the play.
Roger: Oh. *Goes to a door, opens it, and sees the actors waiting while talking to each other. He closes the door, and looks at the Casting Director* They're here.
Casting Director: What do আপনি mean they're here?
Roger: I mean, they're here.
Casting Director: They're not supposed to be here yet.
Roger: But আপনি told me to have them come in at 1.
Casting Director: No! We get here at 1, and they get here at 1:30!
Roger: Okay. We're just going to have to chalk this one up as a miscommunication. *Sits back down, and continues texting Amy*
Casting Director: Roger!!!
Roger: Yes? *Stands up*
Casting Director: Set everything up already!!
Roger: Okay. *Drags his chair to the other side of the stage* I don't see what the big deal is.
Casting Director: The big deal is that Avery Stern, artistic director of The Red শস্যাগার Theater, a legend, has put me in charge of this year's production, of Romeo & Juliet. God help me Roger, if your laziness, and stupid phone mess this up for me-
Roger: First of all. *Gets another chair, walking towards the one he was sitting in* The Red শস্যাগার Theater is not a legend. *Puts the chair পরবর্তি to his, and goes to get the table* It's one of three theaters in Hoxley, and দ্বারা far, the worst. Second, Avery Stern is nuts, not artistic. *Grabs the table, and walks towards the chairs* Third, the Red শস্যাগার Theater has put on a play of Romeo & Juliet every year, for 40 years. It's actor proof. Just find two decent actors, and you're fine. *Puts the টেবিল in front of the chairs* Finally. *Pulls out his phone* This is not stupid. It's smart. That's why it's called a smartphone. It can get আপনি dressed, brush your teeth, and cook your breakfast, all while playing Angry Birds.
Casting Director: Just bring in the first actor.
Roger: *Salutes* Yes ma'am!! *Goes to the actors*
Casting Director: *Sits in her chair, calling Avery* Yes, it's me again. We're starting auditions now. I can assure you, everything will be set up ahead of schedule.
Roger returned from talking to the actors.
Roger: Okay. *Sits down পরবর্তি to the Casting Director* I told them to come in one দ্বারা one.
Casting Director: Good. আপনি can read the lines when necessary, right?
Roger: Of course.
Melissa: *Walks in with her অভিনয় coach*
Coach: Good pace. Nice and casual, now go in for the handshake.
Melissa: *Shakes the Casting Director's hand* Hi. My name is Melissa. I'm here to audition for the part of Juliet.
Coach: A little forceful, but keep going.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, who are you?
Coach: I'm Melissa's অভিনয় coach. Here for moral support, but ignore me.
Casting Director: I don't usually allow other people in here while the actors are auditioning, but I guess I can allow আপনি in here.
Coach: আপনি won't even know I'm here. *Stands behind Roger, and the Casting Director*
Casting Director: Will আপনি be doing a monologue, অথবা a scene?
Melissa: A monologue. I memorized it last night.
Coach: Good self compliment. A little braggy, but, I don't think they noticed.
Casting Director: Okay uh.. আপনি can start whenever you're ready Melissa.
Melissa: Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou-
Coach: Don't start until you're ready Melissa. They'll wait. That felt a little rushed. Start over.
Melissa: Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo.
Coach: Good intensity. Keep going.
Melissa: Deny thy father, and refuse thy name!
Coach: Projection Melissa!!
Melissa: *Shouts slower* DENY THY FATHER, AND REFUSE THY NAME!!!!
Coach: I'm missing your consonants! DE-NY!! DE-NY!!
Melissa: DE-NY THY FATHER, AND RE-FUSE THY NAME!!!
Coach: *Thumbs up* There we go!
Casting Director: I'm sorry, can আপনি wait outside? I can't get a good read from Melissa.
Coach: I know. She's just a little nervous.
Casting Director: I mean, I can't get a good read from her with আপনি here interrupting her.
Coach: Oh.. I can scale back my notes.
Casting Director: I think আপনি better leave.
Coach: Oh. Okay. This is, as they say, the house of the director. I'll leave it to আপনি in your hands.
Before leaving, he went to Melissa.
Coach: I'll be waiting for আপনি outside if আপনি need me. Remember, voice, eye contact, and objectives.
Melissa: I'll remember.
Coach: Remem-ber. Hit the ends of every word.
Melissa: Yes. I wi-ll.
Coach: *Nods, and leaves*
Melissa: From the top?
Casting Director: Yes, and may I give আপনি some advice? Forget everything your coach told you. Just be yourself, and have fun.
Melissa: What do আপনি mean?
Casting Director: Don't worry about getting every word perfect. Just read the scene the way আপনি would normally do it. Okay?
Melissa: Oh. Okay. *Breathes in* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou-
The noise of a cellphone went off.
Casting Director: Roger, I thought I told আপনি to turn your phone off.
Melissa: *Grabs her phone* No, that was me. *Gets another text, and reads it* Okay, I'm ready to begin, now.
Casting Director: Was that your coach?
Melissa: No, that was from my, uh.. Boctor, it was from him. I mean Doctor.
Casting Director: Okay. Thank আপনি for coming in.
Melissa: Thank আপনি for seeing me. *Gets another text* I mean, thank y-ou. Thank y-ou. *Leaves*
The পরবর্তি actor to come onto the stage was Joe.
Casting Director: Hi. Thanks for coming in.
Joe: Hi. My name is Joe. Joe Romano. I'm here to read the thing I picked up outside with the lines.
Casting Director: That's called the audition scene.
Joe: Right. The one that says Romeo. I'm going to read that, because I saw the one that ব্যক্ত Juliet, and I was like, not this guy. I'm not a Juliet.
Casting Director: Of course not. You'll be পাঠ করা with Roger. He'll do the part of Juliet.
Joe: *Backs up, surprised* Whoa whoa whoa! You're going to read a lady's part? That's so stupid.
Casting Director: Can আপনি just read the lines?
Joe: Okay, but uh, *Looks at Roger* Good luck buddy, because right now, you'll need it.
Casting Director: Start where it says My sweet.
Joe: Okay. Give me a moment. *Turns around, pounding his chest, and does five jumping jacks. He turns around, and looks at Roger again*
Roger: Romeo-
Joe: *Slams his foot on the ground* MY SWEET!!!
Roger: *Scared* What o clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?
Joe: *Picks up Roger* দ্বারা THE ঘন্টা OF 9!!! FRIGGIN' 9!!! OKAY?!!?!
Casting Director: Okay, I'm just going to stop আপনি right there.
Joe: *Calms down, lowering Roger*
Roger: *Quickly gets back to his seat*
Joe: I was just about to get to the good stuff.
Casting Director: I feel like we're going down the wrong road here.
Joe: *Angry* Excuse me?
Casting Director: You're playing this scene with a lot of anger.
Joe: And?
Casting Director: This is the balcony scene. This is where Romeo declares his প্রণয় for Juliet. It should be passionate.
Joe: Yeah, passionate. Like, I প্রণয় আপনি so much, I wanna মুষ্ট্যাঘাত a wall!!
Casting Director: I don't think Romeo will মুষ্ট্যাঘাত a wall.
Joe: I know that when I'm in love, I'm like, I প্রণয় আপনি so much, LET'S DO PUSH-UPS!!!! *Does three push-ups, and quickly stands up*
Casting Director:....Well, thank আপনি for coming in.
Joe: You're welcome. Do I get the part?
Casting Director: Stop দ্বারা tomorrow at 11, and we'll let আপনি know. One আরো thing, I might suggest আপনি go into therapy.
Joe: Therapy? Not this guy. *Points at himself with a thumb* Not this guy!!! *Leaves*
Josie walked up towards Roger, and the Casting Director.
Casting Director: Hi. Thank আপনি for coming in.
Josie: Thank me? You, thank you.
Casting Director: Okay, so, will আপনি be doing a monologue, অথবা a scene?
Josie: A monotogue?
Casting Director: Do আপনি mean, monologue?
Josie: Yeah.
Casting Director: Great.
Josie: But soft, what light in the window, there, Romeo. I প্রণয় you, we should kiss, and, that's all I have.
Casting Director: That was supposed to be a monologue?
Josie: Yes ma'am. That's it. Right?
Casting Director: No it's not. আপনি know that. Don't you?
Josie: It was really long, but if y'all cast me, I'll memorize it. All of the lines, and stuff.
Casting Director: Will you?
Josie: Y'all better believe it. I'm a southern girl.
Casting Director: Well, thanks for coming in.
Josie: *Walks towards Roger* So I'm gonna be in it, right? *Puts her boobs in Roger's face as she looks at the Casting Director* I'm gonna be the uh, main girl?
Roger: Yes! Totally!
Casting Director: I'll let আপনি know.
Josie: Great. *Pulls out a contact card* This here has my number. Call me when I get the part. *Leaves*
Roger: *Takes the card* She was great.
Casting Director: Are আপনি serious? She was pathetic, and this দিন hasn't been going well for us at all. Can it get any worse?
Roger: I don't know.
Casting Director: যীশু Roger. Can আপনি at least pretend to care?
Roger: No.
Maria entered the stage, looking very cheerful as she approached Roger, and the Casting Director.
Maria: Hi, my name is Maria McConville. Thank আপনি for seeing me.
Casting Director: Thank আপনি for coming in. Will আপনি be doing a monologue, অথবা a scene?
Maria: A monologue, if that's okay with you.
Casting Director: It is. আপনি can begin when you're ready.
Maria: *Puts her hands in her pockets* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name.
Casting Director: Great work so far. I want আপনি to keep going, but I have a suggestion.
Maria: Yes?
Casting Director: Your hands in your pockets are distracting.
Maria: They are?
Casting Director: Yes. It makes আপনি seem very stiff.
Maria: Oh, it's just that, I never know what to do with my hands.
Casting Director: Do what আপনি do naturally.
Maria: Naturally?
Casting Director: *Nods*
Maria: Okay. *Takes her hands out of her pockets, but starts spinning her arms around in circles* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name.
Casting Director: What is this?
Maria: Well. *Stops her arms* আপনি told me to do what I do naturally. That's what I do when I talk to boys, so...
Casting Director: It is?
Maria: Yeah. What do আপনি do?
Casting Director: Not that. I don't know anyone who does that, except for maybe, an insane person. Try something else.
Maria: Like what?
Casting Director: Something else. Anything that does not include your hands in your pockets, অথবা your arms going around in circles. Do something আরো natural.
Maria: Okay. *Her right hand slowly moves towards her head* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? *Moves her left hand slowly up, and down, rubbing her belly* Deny thy father, and refuse thy name.
Casting Director: This is definitely different.
Maria: It's আরো natural. Right?
Casting Director: Yeah, okay, thanks for coming in.
Maria: Thank আপনি for seeing me. *Walks away, feeling very pleased with herself*
Martin arrives, dressed in the costume Romeo wore in the 1968 film, Romeo & Juliet.
Casting Director: Wow. Nice costume.
Martin: Forsooth, these simple garments for which আপনি surmise have no mood অথবা color to them. They are neither cheerful, nor melancholy as thus doth proclaim.
Roger: What did he say?
Casting Director: I think what we have here is a method actor. He stays in character all of the time, and thinks that the play is real life.
Martin: Alas! A man of the stage I cannot claim to be. Character one may find in these meek, and feeble bones, but-
Casting Director: I don't care. Look, if আপনি want to be in this play, আপনি need to read either a monologue, অথবা a scene. Do আপনি have either prepared?
Martin: *Annoyed* I must protest once more, for thou speech, and manor of dress is most vexing, and as such, mine ear do find ye most intolerable.
Casting Director: Fine. Would thou kind squire, readest thus scene, or, long winded passage so that thou can be in thus play?
Martin: But I have told আপনি anon, an actor I am not. I am Romeo of the house of Montague. A man of many talents, but a performer of the stage, I am not.
Casting Director: This isn't helping. Either do a monologue, অথবা a scene, অথবা আপনি will not be cast. Okay?
Martin: *Turns around to think, then turns around again to face the C.D, and Roger* Very well. Mine hand is played. I shall read your words. Perhaps with a partner. I fear alone, I may stray from lofty expectations.
Casting Director: A scene then. Great. You'll be পাঠ করা with Roger. He'll be your Juliet.
Roger: *Walks towards Martin*
Martin: *Drops to his knees, grabbing Juliet's hand* This before my eyes is Juliet?! *Stands up*
Roger: Uh, what's going on here?!
Martin: Sweet Juliet! What have thou done to thee? Thou hair is short, and coarse. Thine face is rough, and weathered. Thine smell is of feet, and horse.
Roger: I don't smell like a horse!!
Martin: *Points at him* And thou speakest like a harlot of Devonshire!
Casting Director: *Gets between them* Okay! *Looks at Martin* I'm glad you're so committed to this, but it's definitely not helping আপনি get the part.
Martin: *Takes one step backwards* This is a fallacy. Thine has taken my beloved Juliet, and turned her thrice into a beast. A wretched, odorous, fiend.
Roger: Stop making fun of the way I smell!!
Martin: A pox has been cast on thine house. *To Roger* Farewell my love. I shall find আপনি again when thou have cleaned thyself of putrid smells. *Walks away*
Roger: I put on deodorant.
Casting Director: আপনি smell fine.
Martin: *Opens the door, turning around to face them* A POX!! *Slams the door closed*
Roger: What a jerk.
Catherine crawled onto the stage on all fours. She is dressed as a cat.
Casting Director: Uh, hello. Are you-
Catherine: Meow.
Casting Director: Excuse me?
Catherine: Meow. *Stretching*
Roger: Is this a method actor too?
Casting Director: I don't know what she's doing. *Stands up, and walks to Catherine* Excuse me miss.
Catherine: *Tries to scratch the C.D* Hisssssssss!!!
Casting Director: *Backs up, saving herself from getting scratched* Okay then.
Catherine: *Goes around in a circle. She stretches once more* Meow. *Sees the C.D* Hiss!!!
Casting Director: *Goes to her seat* Do আপনি want to do a monologue, অথবা a-
Catherine: *Rolls over, laying on her back*
Casting Director:.....We have sides if you...
Catherine: *Gives herself a tongue bath, and leaves the stage*
Roger: What the hell was that?
Casting Director: Let's just pretend that never happened.
Roger: That was either the worst audition I've seen, অথবা the best. আপনি should really consider her.
Casting Director: Shut up Roger.
Roger: I'm serious! That blew my mind.
Casting Director: *Her head falls on the table*
Mark walks in, holding a water bottle and a yoga mat.
Mark: Hi. Mark McCrossen. I got here a little late from a yoga class. Do আপনি mind if I take a মিনিট to warm up?
Casting Director: Okay, but we have other people waiting. Do আপনি want us to let someone in while আপনি warm up?
Mark: No it's fine. It will only take a minute. *Rolls out his yoga mat, and lays down*
Roger: Do আপনি think I can go to the bathroom real quick?
Mark: *On his hands, and knees* Hiya!!!!! Qoooooouuuuuaaaaaaa!!!!!
Casting Director: He ব্যক্ত it would only be a minute.
Mark: *Cuddles into a ball, and cries*
Casting Director: What?
Mark: *Waving his arms, and legs around*
Casting Director: Oh my god! Roger, call the-
Mark: *Stands up, smiling*
Casting Director: *Speechless*
Mark: i'm ready to begin now.
Casting Director: Okay. That was quiet.
Mark: *Angry* I'M READY, TO BEGIN!!!!!
Roger: That's it, I'm going. *Running to the bathroom*
Casting Director: Uh.....
Mark: *Running around the stage in a circle* I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm re-re-re-re-ready! To be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-begin!! NOW!!!! *Stops, and looks at the C.D.*
Casting Director: Okay Mark, we really need to get started.
Mark: We really need to get started.
Casting Director: Yes, we're running behind.
Mark: Yes, we're running behind.
Casting Director: What are আপনি doing?
Mark: What are আপনি doing?
Casting Director: I'm not doing a Meisner exercise with you!
Mark: I'm not doing a Meisner exercise with you!
Casting Director: I'm serious.
Mark: I'm serious.
Casting Director: Stop this at once!
Mark: Stop this at- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, *Runs around in a circle* Merilly we roll along, roll along, roll along, *Slides on his knees* Today!!!! *Stands up* I'm glad that's out of the way. I can't do a good audition without warming up first.
Casting Director: I guess that's understandable, but we're running behind.
Mark: What would আপনি like me to do- *Turns left, facing the chairs in front of the stage* Eep eep eep eep eep!
Roger: *Returns from the bathroom* I'm back. What did I-
Mark: Eep eep eep eep eep!
Roger: Never mind.
Mark: *Looks back at the C.D.* Is this the stage where the play will take place?
Casting Director: Yes.
Mark: These acoustics are unacceptable! *Picks up his yoga mat, and water bottle* The high C's are getting drowned out দ্বারা these crappy curtains. Call me when the proper upgrades are made. *Leaves*
A crocodile, chameleon, and bee walk in wearing business suits. Charlize follows them.
Agent 1: *Talking on his cell phone* Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well then we're walking. I want 5%, অথবা we're walking. WALKING!!!!!! 2.5%, and a free hot tub? আপনি got yourself a deal. *Hangs up, looks at the Casting Director* My client wants her own dressing room along with her usual salary, 10% of the box office, and a bowl of skittles at every rehearsal.
Charlize: চকোলেট covered skittles.
Agent 2: Are আপনি sure? That's a little disgusting.
Charlize: চকোলেট covered skittles, অথবা I walk!
Agent 3: This is not negotiable.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, this is a community theater. No one is getting paid, let alone, a cut of the box office.
Agent 1: Uh, give us a second. *Backs up, and talks to Charlize, and the other agents in a circle*
Neither the Casting Director, অথবা Roger could hear what they were saying, until...
Charlize: I won't!
Agent 2: But if আপনি think about it-
Charlize: I won't back down on this. Skittles, অথবা I walk. SKITTLES, OR, I, WALK!!!
The agents turned around to face the C.D. again.
Agent 1: My client will work for half her usual salary, 5% of the box office, but a bowl of চকোলেট covered skittles must be at her door before, and after every rehearsal.
Charlize: It's part of my process.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, have আপনি ever worked in a community theater before? There's no money involved.
Agent 1: We're walking!! Walking!! Go, go go!!! *Pushes everyone towards the door*
Charlize: *Turns around* Just FYI, I once dated a man, and his dad hated me, so I totally get this Juliet girl.
Agent 2: It's true. Charlize had abusive parents, and her lifestyle was similar to that of Juliet's.
Charlize: This, is, CRAP!!! *Leaves with Agent 1, and 2*
Agent 3: আপনি just made a mistake. Charlize Finegold is going to own this town. *Leaves*
Josh arrived a few সেকেন্ড after the others left.
Josh: Hi. My name is Josh.
Casting Director: Hi. Nice to meet you. Did আপনি get a copy of the lines?
Josh: Yes. I'd also like to do a monologue.
Casting Director: Good. আপনি can start when you're ready.
Josh: Cool. *Goes to the back, and pulls up a chair*
Casting Director: What do আপনি need that for?
Josh: You'll see. *Puts the chair in the middle of the stage, sits in it, and pretends to drive a car*
The Casting Director, and Roger started whispering to each other.
Casting Director: what is he doing?
Roger: it looks like he's pantomiming. play along with it for now. *Looks at Josh, no longer whispering* Romeo?
Josh: My sweet, hold on a second. *Pantomimes stopping the car, getting out, and grabbing a backpack while putting it on. Next, he pantomimes climbing the দেওয়াল up to where Juliet is*
Roger: What O' Clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?
Josh: দ্বারা the ঘন্টা of 9.
Casting Director: Okay, let's stop right here. Why does Romeo have a backpack?
Josh: Everyone has a backpack.
Casting Director: No he doesn't.
Josh: Where does he put his water bottle then?
Casting Director: He wouldn't have a water bottle in Victorian England...and, were আপনি driving a car?
Josh: Yeah. Isn't this a modern version of Romeo & Juliet, like the one with Leonardo DiCaprio?
Casting Director: No. This is period appropriate. There are no cars, and no backpacks.
Josh: So, I should ride in on a horse.
Casting Director: Don't ride in on anything. You're pantomiming up a storm here, and it's scary.
Josh: So, আপনি just want me to read the lines?
Casting Director: Yes.
Josh: Oh. Okay. Why didn't আপনি just say so in the first place?
Casting Director: Start from the beginning.
Josh: Okay.
Roger: Romeo.
Josh: My sweet.
Roger: What O' Clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?
Josh: দ্বারা the ঘন্টা of... *Hits a button on his I-Pod that plays a song at high volume*
Song: link
Josh: Juliet!!! Get down!!!! *Turns around to do a অগ্রবর্তী roll, pulling out a silver pistol. He fires seven blanks, then turns off the music* Damn! I missed them. *Goes back to Roger* Anyway, দ্বারা the ঘন্টা of 9.
Casting Director: What was that?!
Josh: Do আপনি know what a gun is?
Casting Director: Yes I know what a gun is! Why did আপনি pull one out like that?!
Josh: Because in the DiCaprio version, everyone had guns. Only, they were called swords. আপনি should really look into that, and make sure all of your actors carry বন্দুক for the play.
Casting Director: Yeah, that "totally" sounds like a good idea for something taking place in the late 1500's. Thank আপনি for stopping by.
Josh: You're welcome. *Leaves, feeling pleased with himself*
After Josh left, the Casting Director had a headache.
Casting Director: This has been awful so far. Should we take a 5 মিনিট break before seeing the other actors?
Roger: That was the last actor.
Casting Director: It was?! We only saw 9 actors. I was supposed to cast this thing, and now it's ruined.
Roger: *Looking at his phone* My girlfriend just got here. Can I leave early?
Casting Director: No!!
Roger: *Sad* But, we have a পিজা date...
Casting Director: I don't care about your পিজা date! We're not leaving until we get our two leads! I'm calling Avery! *Calls Avery on her phone*
Roger: আপনি know what? I'm going to give her the green light to come see me here since you're busy with whatever it is you're doing at the moment. *Texting Amy*
Casting Director: Avery, I need আরো audition days. The actors আপনি had were borderline psychotic. One of them didn't even read her lines. She just pretended to be a cat.
Amy: *Walks in, and goes to Roger*
Casting Director: I'm not being prejudice. Don't say I'm being prejudice.
Roger *Whispers in Amy's ear*
Casting Director: And I'm not being a perfectionist. If I saw two decent actors with some chemistry, I would hire them on the spot! Only problem is, where to look. *Looks at Roger, and Amy*
Song: link
Amy: *Giggling while sitting on Roger's lap behind the table*
Casting Director: Avery, I'll call আপনি back. I think I know how to cast this thing. *Hangs up* Roger, Amy, stand in the middle of the stage, will you?
Roger: Okay.
Amy: What's going on?
Casting Director: *Give scripts to Roger, and Amy* Just read this for me please.
Roger: But, I'm not an actor.
Amy: And I haven't been in a play since middle school.
Casting Director: Please try. Roger, you're the best I've heard with পাঠ করা these lines, and আপনি two have some chemistry going on.
Roger: Alright. Wanna do it?
Amy: Sure.
Song: link
They stood up, and got to the middle of the stage
Amy: Romeo.
Roger: My sweet.
Casting Director: Yes. Yes!
Amy: What O' clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?
Roger: দ্বারা the ঘন্টা of 9. Doth thou agree?
Amy: Uh....
Roger: *Pulls out a gun, and points it at Amy* I need to know!
Amy: *Moves her arms in circles* Well I don't know. I forgot why thou have not called me back.
Casting Director: What are আপনি two doing?!!?
Roger: Let me stand here until thou remember it! *Turns to the left* Oh look, আরো Capulets. I shall smite them with thy, *Pulls out a rocket launcher* Launcher of rockets!! *Fires two rockets. They blow up before hitting the wall*
Amy: Good night! Good night! Parting is such sweet, sw-eet, sor-row.
Roger: আরো capulets! Into the car! We'll make our escape! Post haste! *Pulls the Casting Director out of her chair, and sits in it, pretending to drive a car*
Amy: *Sits in the chair পরবর্তি to Roger* Step on it!
Casting Director: That's it! I quit!!
Everything fades to black for the end credits
Cast
Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's অভিনয় Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The Hedgehog as Josh
Blaze The Cat as Amy
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 9, 2016
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Ahh,love at first site.Who knew Shadow would প্রণয় someone, and that someone is Shade(my charecter). Now comes the real story.Sonic and Shade are battiling it out to the end.All of a sudden Shadow comes and pushes sonic aside."What was that for?!"Sonic exclaims."You leave this to me."Shadow explains.Both Shadow and Shade turned into their hyper forms.Once Shadow looked Shade he knew he met his soul mate."what's wrong Shadow?"Sonic asked."Finish her off!!"Sonic yelled."Ya why not shadow?"Shade said."I,I,I,I...","I প্রণয় আপনি shade."said Shadow.
sonic:what the hick
*tails come in* tails:hay sonic
sonic o খড় tails come and look at this
*tails looks at the pic *tails:is shadow and amy going out?
sonic:im going to call knules*call knules*
knules:what do আপনি wont sonic
sonic:look at thes pic
*looks at the pic* knules:what the hack
tails:les put thes online*put it no online*
sonic :you know tailsshadow is going to see it
tails:O_O
knules:we all are goners*shadow come in*
shadow:how in the hell puts thes pic on online
sonic and knules:tails
tails:eeip*amy come in*
amy:sope right thes shadow
shadow hu
*amy hits shadow *
the end ?eenx pret 2
*tails come in* tails:hay sonic
sonic o খড় tails come and look at this
*tails looks at the pic *tails:is shadow and amy going out?
sonic:im going to call knules*call knules*
knules:what do আপনি wont sonic
sonic:look at thes pic
*looks at the pic* knules:what the hack
tails:les put thes online*put it no online*
sonic :you know tailsshadow is going to see it
tails:O_O
knules:we all are goners*shadow come in*
shadow:how in the hell puts thes pic on online
sonic and knules:tails
tails:eeip*amy come in*
amy:sope right thes shadow
shadow hu
*amy hits shadow *
the end ?eenx pret 2
" Who was that girl?' Shadow paused for a moment wondering if he met her before . " Is she real?","Is she just like any other." Shadow soon ran;trying to find her. Shade was siting in the open free grassland. "Hello again Shadow." She turned again with that face. That fearsome look, those blood shot eyes of hers.He grabbed her. " what do আপনি want,How do আপনি know me!!I want to know now!" She laughed. " Your so cute when আপনি get angry!" He growled. "Tell me!!" " No." "Why not?!" "Because...I don't want to yet,the আরো আপনি don't know right now the better,but if আপনি want to escape this choas right now come with me." She took him দ্বারা the hand and led him to a dark space. " where are we ?!!!" "Somewhere.." A loud sound started to come upon Shade. "Oh no it's him.." "Who?" " The demon we have to leave! " She took him দ্বারা the hand and began running. The black demon stopped then. It stood there motionless for a moment then spoke."No ones going anywhere.."
