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Fan fiction by CarolinaMayFire posted বছরখানেক আগে
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It was my 16th birthday. All I wanted was to see Shrek. When i told my parents what I wanted, they laughed and called me a queer. I cried as they beat me mercilessly with my pet potato. All of a sudden, শ্রেক bursted through my window. He through my parents into our fireplace. The smell of my parents filled my nostrils. I thank Shrek. He whispers into my ear, "I'm making কেইকবিশেষ now". He puts me on my knees and he shoves his massive ogre privates in my mouth. I can barely breathe but I carry on. I was nearly choking when he filled my mouth with his love. I felt like I was drowning but i would never say no to Shrek. We are all Shrek's children. শ্রেক watch over us all. শ্রেক is love, শ্রেক is life.
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Fan fiction by OneRedonkChick posted বছরখানেক আগে
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I was only 9 years old.
I loved শ্রেক so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to শ্রেক every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in বিছানা and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butt-hole.
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
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List by chocolate18 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Shrek:

1."Fairytale"
2."Ogre Hunters/Fairytale Deathcamp"
3."Donkey Meets Shrek"     
4."Eating Alone"     
5."Uninvited Guests"     
6."March of Farquaad"     
7."The Perfect King"     
8."Welcome to Duloc"     
9."Tournament Speech"     
10."What Kind of Quest"     
11."Dragon!/Fiona Awakens"     
12."One of a Kind Knight"     
13."Saving Donkey's Ass"     
14."Escape from the Dragon"     
15."Helmet Hair"     
16."Delivery Boy Shrek/Making Camp"     
17."Friends Journey to Duloc"     
18."Starry Night"     
19."Singing Princess"     
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Review by LisaForde posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Yesterday afternoon I decided to watch the new শ্রেক movie which is currently out in the USA but not out in Ireland অথবা the UK until পরবর্তি month. The movie শ্রেক Forever After is the 3rd prequel to the other 3 চলচ্চিত্র about an ogre who rescues a princess from a আগুন breathing dragon who turns out to be an ogre herself. শ্রেক who is now a dotting dad to three ogre kids misses his old life as an ogre and wishes that he can go back to being a fearful ogre again. A new villain Rumpkensin gives শ্রেক a contract to be an ogre for the day. But when শ্রেক signs it he is sent back in time to where he was hated and feared. Now শ্রেক must find a way back to the পূর্ববর্তি দিন in order for him to go back. I was quite disappointed in this one as it was like watching সিন্ড্রেলা III: A twist in time(you know the one with Cinderella’s evil stepmother turning back time). There was a lot of things that made no sense whatsoever e.g. when শ্রেক went back to another time Fiona is still an ogre and not a princess, Puss in Boots was like গার্ফিল্ড gone wrong LOL.
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Review by Okami_Amaterasu posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Shrek Forever After
শ্রেক has become a domesticated family man. Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, the now-reluctant ogre agrees to autograph pitch forks. Longing for the days when he felt like a "real ogre," শ্রেক is tricked into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumpelstiltskin. শ্রেক suddenly finds himself in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where ogres are hunted, Rumplestiltskin is king and শ্রেক and Fiona (Cameron Diaz) have never met. Now, it's up to শ্রেক to undo all of Rumpelstiltskin's mischief in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and reclaiming his one True প্রণয় and family.


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Review by LisaForde posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Okey so I first saw শ্রেক back in 2001, which is all about a green ogre who lives in a swamp and he befriends this talking donkey named well Donkey. Of course the two of them go on an adventure to rescue a princess who is AN OGRE I MAY ADD ,as she was under a spell to become an ogre whenever the sun goes down. Personally I like all of the শ্রেক চলচ্চিত্র but the 3rd one was funnier and the 2nd one why আপনি may ask because of Puss in Boots voiced দ্বারা Antonio Bandreas.


Featuring an all তারকা cast from funnymen Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Evertt (that man makes me laugh as the prince who is so annoying and gay), Antonio Banderas( who joined in 2004 along with Rupertt Everett), Julie Andrews, etc . শ্রেক is a very funny fairytale film which mocks some fairytales as well. This and এনচ্যান্টেড are my favourite fairytale flicks of the 21st century.


Verdict: A hilarious fairytale with a great cast and Mike Myers at his best with the whole fake scottish accent lol.
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Opinion by Dan_07 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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"The Best Part About Shrek"

My পছন্দ part about শ্রেক is that the one FUNNY animated character is Donkey!! Donkey is played as Eddie Murfy.He can sing. He can kinda fly. And he can probably make anyone laugh! And get this, he can talk. A talking donkey. Totally COOL!! শ্রেক is Donkey's best friend. Kinda. In half the শ্রেক movie, Donkey is Shrek's bff, but for the other half, Donkey is not Shrek's bff. At the end things work out and as আপনি know, there is A happy ending! শ্রেক try's to save Princess Fiona and than Princess Fiona is not too happy about 3 things. #1. She find's out Shek is an Oger, #2. She wanted Lord Farquard to rescue her. and #3. শ্রেক ends up having to carry Princes Fiona. But this is the order of how I think they are funny. #1. Donkey, #2. Shrek, #3. Fiona, #4. Gingerbread Baby, #5. Lord Farquar, #6. Dragon, #7. The little mice that come to Shrek's swamp. Well those are my পছন্দ charcters listed in order! Thats all I have to say.
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