Snape's Family and বন্ধু

Snape's Family and বন্ধু Ask a Stupid Question...

MoonshoesPerry posted on Sep 12, 2012 at 06:28PM
So I'm not sure if anyone has ever started one of these here, but I've seen one in the Harry Potter spot and I think it's rather fun. Anyway, if you don't know how to play, here are the rules:

To start out, I'll ask you a Harry Potter-related question (fact-based, of course). The next person to post on the forum has to answer it in a ridiculous and comical way, then post a new, equally boring question. The NEXT person will humorously answer THAT question and then post a new one, and so on and so forth. Get it?

Alright, the question is: What are the Deathly Hallows?
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বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
Holes in the Quidditch pitch where students get hurt the worst.

What's a Portkey?
বছরখানেক আগে Bluekait said…
cool
Rainbows are unicorn farts and can be eaten.

What's Hogwarts
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
sick
An unfortunate porcine disease that can only be treated with regular medicinal injections.

What subject does Snape teach?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
Sarcasm

What do most goblins do for a living?
বছরখানেক আগে Bluekait said…
Eats dirt

What is a broomstick?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
Uhh...it's a taboo topic in Hogwarts...

What is the difference between an Inferius and a ghost?
বছরখানেক আগে Bluekait said…
Butt Trumpets

Who's Draco?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
The school's mascot...a donkey

What are the four Houses?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
Sanguine, Choleric, Melancholic, and Phlegmatic. (Actually, this makes sense. Look up the 4 temperaments and how they realte to the Hogwarts houses.)

Who is Hermione Granger?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
Dumbest person in school. And she can't draw.

What is Harry Potter famous for?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
Two things:
1.) His copious quantities of facial and body hair.
2.) His clay bowls and vases.

Who is Voldemort?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
My pet puppy.

What are three ways to pick Harry Potter out of a crowd?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
1.) His bald head.
2.) His weirdly pale skin.
3.) His missing nose.

And, speaking of which: What happened to Voldemort's nose?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
Bad game of "Got Your Nose"...

What kind of container is a Horcrux?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
Tupperware. Duh.

Who is Ron Weasley?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
((YES! I was hoping for that!))
Who??

Who is Firenze?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
A magical man with a horse's head and human legs. Just like all of the other centaurs, of course.

What's an Acromantula?
বছরখানেক আগে romioneisthekey said…
A spider that crawls onto Snap's butt.

Who is Albus Dumbledore?
বছরখানেক আগে Snape96 said…
An alcoholic :) :p

Who is Bellatrix Lestrange?
বছরখানেক আগে xSiriusBlackx said…
mischievous
She is a very very very old woman

Who is James Potter?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
A total loser.

"Padfoot? What is Padfoot?"
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
A comfy slipper.

Who is Moony?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
The Hogsmeade village idiot that moons everyone. I mean EVERYONE

What are the Deathly Hallows?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
An awful wizarding band from the 80s. (Didn't I already ask that question? And nice Moony definition. Was that in any way an insult directed at me?)

Who is Hagrid?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
((I realize that NOW. And no, it was not an insult))
You don't want to know...

What are Bludgers?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
Wizarding slang for certain anatomical features...

What is the Whomping Willow?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
A very special wand tree

Who is Dudley?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
Harry's pet hamster.

What was on the back of Quirrel's head?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
Hair, duh.

How do you open the Care of Magical Creatures textbook?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
smirk
I'd tell you, but it would sound sort of dirty...

Who is Fawkes?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
One of the Christmas turkeys

How do students get to Hogwarts?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
By Hoveround.

Who were the four Triwizard Champions in GoF?

বছরখানেক আগে romioneisthekey said…
I need to go Potty, Diggity Diggory, Flourish Delight, and Vicky Crumb.

Why does Snap love going to the Hippie Colony?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
Who doesn't?

What was the first task of the Triwizard Tournament?
বছরখানেক আগে Bluekait said…
cool
Fly on a hoverboard

Does Snape love Lucius?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
Yes, but Lucius loves Dobby instead.

Whom did Dumbledore love?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
His lemon drops

Why is it bad to kill a unicorn?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
Because it'll release all of its rainbow farts at once and then all of the colors will mix together.

When did the Yule Ball take place?

বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
June, duh

a) Give the incantation, and b) describe the wand movement required to make objects fly
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
a.) Wingardium Levio-SAR
b.) My thoughts on this part are simply too dirty to post.

Who are the Weird Sisters?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
A trio of the best Seers the Wizarding world has ever seen. They are so named because they are a little...odd.

Who is Dobby?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
The monster that lives in your dryer and eats your socks. That's why you can only ever find one from each pair.

Who is Winky?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
The little creature that flies down your throat and makes your voice squeak. It most frequently affects boys just as they hit puberty

Who is Kreacher?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
A creature. Obviously.

What is a hippogriff?
বছরখানেক আগে romioneisthekey said…
A mean creature who likes to eat up Hogwarts students

Who is Bellatrix Lestrange?

বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
A famous teen pop idol.

What's a Muggle?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
"It's a wizard who can't...I mean...I'ts a wizard who doesn't..."
((Yes, I did quote AVPS))

What animal carries Wizarding mail?
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
Platypuses. And thank you for quoting AVPS. I was hoping someone would do that.

What is Viktor Krum's career choice?
বছরখানেক আগে dragonsmemory said…
To be the spokeswizard for 'Big Wizard' magazine

Name the four Marauders
বছরখানেক আগে MoonshoesPerry said…
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.

Which three people make up the Golden Trio?
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