44 ways to annoy Snape

Too funny and there are other funlists on Mugglenet. Snape, I did not know that আপনি have a teddy bear.
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	laylafly said: XD posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	xMissLestrangex said: What in the world ...? Goodness , he sleeps with a teddy bear?!!! posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: I do not! posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	simpleplan said: Snap go take a shower you makeing us all sick xD posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: Yes, HE DOES! posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Bluekait said: And how would you know? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Probably Lucy slept with Snap once O_o posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	xMissLestrangex said: What in the world...? Okay, this is just too much for me ... posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Snap,do you have a gay relationship? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: No, I didn't. He slept with a black teddy bear when he was at 5th grade. All Slytherin guys knew about it. Mr. Sprinkles, Mr. Crucio, Mr. Half-blood ... No, I don't remember what was the name of that bear. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: ^really?,busted Snap X3,and what was the name of your Teddy bear? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: Okay, Lucy, remember how you used to STARE at Sirius and James as they walked by??? Remember how you flirted with Mulciber that night??? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: eats pop-cornXD, keep going I'd love to hear more secrets. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: Yes, Lucius. Don't lie to me. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Yeah Lucy don't lie,just expose one of his secrets,so people wouldn't stare at you.X3 posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: Oh yeah, remember how you used to dance with Mrs. Norris at the Yule Ball? Because you had nobody to dance with. Remember how Filch was mad , because you took away his "date"?! Remember how Me and the Guys gave you a potion, and every night you were a sleepwalker? You pretended to be a dancing ballerina in a pink dress? Remember how you were drunk and showed the strip by singing Britney Spears's "Toxic"?!!! Remember THAT?! posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: Remember how you had a poster of Sheldon Cooper whose face you'd lick every night??? Remember how you tried to make the poster 'move'? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: Remember when ... Hey wait ... I'm not a Sheldon Cooper fan, you are. posted বছরখানেক আগে. last edited বছরখানেক আগে

	laylafly said: I'm dieying of laughter here,please continue... posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: You were a bigger one. You used to whisper about how you wanted to "convert" him. Then you called Amy Fowler a... Well, there are children here, so... posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: Sheldon Cooper looks like a nerd, why wuild I want to convert with him, if I have a beautiful and sexy blondie in my bed? By the way, you're the one who hasn't got anybody in their bed ... soo ... I win. posted বছরখানেক আগে. last edited বছরখানেক আগে

	ProfSnape said: I love the way you say beautiful and sexy blondie, but you never admit it's a man. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: You bothbothlose. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: Stay out of this. I'll bet Lucius is talking about Mr. Lovegood... posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: Dumbass. I'm talking about Narcissa. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: You want to make love to Lovegood!!! I've had way too much butterbeer... posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Cat fight! posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: Idiot. I didn't want to play this card, but Bro, you leave no choice, - AT LEAST I'M NOT A 50 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN! posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: DUDE, TOO FAR!!! posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: Sorry Bro, but you left me no choice. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Hey,why did the fight stopped,I was enjoying seeing you two insult each other. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: ... Hey, why don't we just two insult you? What do you think about that idea, huh? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Bluekait said: Lucius and Severus are SO going out. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Haha,I made Lucy angry XD posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Bluekait said: Thats my girl. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: What the..??? We are NOT. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: We are NOT. Seriously, do we even look gay? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Bluekait said: Yes. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Lucius_Malfoy said: You're nuts. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Bluekait said: Oh, ha ha, you got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: Someone needs to take her to the Mental Hospital as soon as possible... posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Right after they take you XD posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	xMissLestrangex said: That's a good one. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: It is not! I am perfectly sane. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: You are perfectly insane.lol posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	xMissLestrangex said: lol posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: Why are you laughing? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Why aren't you laughing? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	xMissLestrangex said: And what shuild I do? Cry? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Bluekait said: I am NOT insane. I am cute and pyscho. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: ^you sure are XD posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	xMissLestrangex said: What can I say, it's true, we're all a little insane. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Even me x3? posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	ProfSnape said: I'm NOT. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	xMissLestrangex said: Even you Maryam, (in good way, of course) and especially you Snape. All great, powerful ... I don't know, smart wizards are insane ( in some point, not terribly insane, just a little). For example, remember Dumbledore, that lemon drop fan was one crazy dude. posted বছরখানেক আগে. last edited বছরখানেক আগে

	laylafly said: Yay!,I'm wired XD posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	Bluekait said: We are all mad here and its okay. posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	dragonsmemory said: Yep! Nice quote! And they say I'm mad! posted বছরখানেক আগে.

	laylafly said: Sometimes I get super crazy when I'm bored, one time I was bored and I actually told my best friend "Did you that sometimes oranges get blue when cows fly?" XD, see I get nuts. XD posted বছরখানেক আগে. last edited বছরখানেক আগে

	Bluekait said: But you are not the only one! coughs Snape coughs posted বছরখানেক আগে.