Nico: What if..

I died:
I don't know you. I probably wouldn't care. No offence.
I fell:
I would have been the দুশ্চরিত্রা that pushed আপনি over. CB
I lived পরবর্তি door to you:
Your house would get egged every night.
I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
I'd kick আপনি in the shin and yell, 'YOOOOUUUU KIDS GET OFFA MAH LAWN!'
I গাউন something:
I would steal it from you.
I was murdered:
I would run away from the crime scene and hope I wasn't caught.
I cried:
I'd slap your back and yell, 'GETTA সরানো ON, SOLDIER!'
I was hospitalized:
I would bring আপনি ফুলেরডালি everyday. The ফুলেরডালি would be filled with spiders.

Trust me?
No.
Keep a seret if I had one?
No.
Hold my hand?
Yes. And I would crush it in my hand.
Study with me?
Yes. দ্বারা destroying all your stuff. To study the psychological reaction আপনি had, of course.

When and how did we meet?
I saved আপনি life in a magical flowery land of ইউনিকর্ণ and rainbows.
Desribe me in three words?
Who are you?
What was your first impression of me?
Who are you?
What do আপনি think of me now?
Who are you?
What reminds আপনি of me?
This question.

When's the last time আপনি saw me?
When I was sleeping under your বিছানা and আপনি shoved your filthy cloths into my face to hide them from your mother.

CB

JT if আপনি lived পরবর্তি to me i would trust আপনি to not tell people where i live and the three words i would describe sweet awsome and funny and i dont rember the last time i saw you

Jerome's Answers;

● I died?
Couldnt care less~
● I fell:
Ignores
● I lived পরবর্তি door to you:
Keep doors closet
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
Kick আপনি right away out
● I গাউন something:
Couldnt care, but if it would be something from me, you're death~
● I was murdered:
Find the murder, so I can get big moneys for my boss. And give childrens big sticks to poke your death body~
● I cried:
Call you; Crybaby
● I was hospitalized:
Well, it wasent my fault, right?
~Would you~

● Trust me ?
No
● Keep a secret if I told আপনি one?:
No
● Hold my hand?:
Hell no
● Study with me?
Depends~ But I'm pretty sure, I would say no.

আরো ~

● When and how did we meet?:
Do I even know you? T_T
● Describe me in three words:
Annoying
Useless
Wierdo
● What was your first impression of me?:
....Why she is so annoying~ T_T'
● What do আপনি think of me now?:
Still annoying~
● What reminds আপনি of me?:
...That we're both alive now and we will both die someday. You're not certainly even close to me অথবা I, to you~
● When's the last time আপনি saw me?:
I just met you~

Because he is mean like that C'B

WHAT IF.

● আপনি were supposed to put this on deviantart and আপনি didn't.

Weeeeelll??? :3

If আপনি Lived পরবর্তি Door To Me I Would Invite আপনি In To Tea. If আপনি Were Murded I Would Cry ll Year.

Tokyo;
~What if~
●I died?
*Have fun with that.
●I fell?
*Couldn't care less.
●I lived পরবর্তি door to you?
*Mother, we have have a neighbor. Can I welcome her with a slice from my blade?
●I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
*Hallo thar stanger. Want to meet my sword?
●I গাউন something?
*Shit.
●I was murdered?
*I wasn't invited?
●I cried?
*Don't care.
●I was hospitalized?
*Have fun with that.
~Would you~
●Trust me?
*Who the hell are you?
●Keep a secret if I told আপনি one?
*HAHAHAHA, good luck with that.
●Hold my hand?
*Could I slice it off then eat it?
●Study with me?
*Lolwut?
More~
●When and how did we meet?
*How the hell am I supposed to remember? That was like one whole মিনিট ago.
●Describe me in three words;
*No.
*Way.
*Bro.
●What was your first impresion of me?
*Damn this lady is annoying.
●What do আপনি think of me now?
*Damn this lady is annoying.
●What reminds আপনি of me?
*
●When's the last time আপনি saw me.
*One whole সেকেন্ড ago, moron.

...Can I haz your hand now?