সাউথ পার্ক DO U LIKE MY SP EP

cartmansgurl1 posted on Jan 01, 2009 at 08:12PM
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CARTMAN IS WALKING IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY.

BEBE: HEY FAT*** IT WAS FUNNY HOW U GOT BEAT BY A GIRL!

CARTMAN: SHUT UP BEBE BEFORE I PULL OUT YOUR WEAVE.

BEBE:WHATEVER!!!!

BUTTERS COME RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAY

BUTTERS: HEY CARTMAN ,EVERYONE IS SAYING HOW YOU ARE A FAGGOT BECAUSE YOU GOT BEAT UP BY WENDY.

CARTMAN: OH PLEASE I TOTALLY LET HER WIN.

BUTTERS: GOOD BECAUSE WE SET YOU 2 UP TO FIGHT AGAIN TOMORROW.

CARTMAN IN SHOCK

CARTMAN:WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

BUTTERS: WE WANTED TO SEE YOU 2 FIGHT FOR REAL.
SEE YOU LATER.

BUTTERS LEAVE

CARTMAN: OH NO SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME ,I GOTTA DO SOMETHING ,THAT'S IT PRINCIPAL VICTORIA!

ERIC WALKS IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.

PRINCIPAL V.: HAVE A SEAT ERIC.

CARTMAN: HI MRS. V.

PRINCIPAL V.: PRINCIPLE VICTORIA TO YOU.

CARTMAN: RIGHT (MUMBLING) FAGGOT

PRINCIPLE V.: WHAT WAS THAT?

CARTMAN: HUH? OHH NOTHING.

PRINCIPLE V. SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE ERIC?

CARTMAN: I NEED HELP,I'M VERY TROUBLED,I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

PRINCIPLE V.: FOR WHAT, THE TIME YOU CRAPPED ON MR GARRISONS DESK OR THE TIME YOU CRAPPED IN MY PURSE?

(LONG SILENCE)

CARTMAN: NEITHER BECAUSE THAT WAS KYLE'S MOM
I DON'T THINK SHE'S BEEN POTTY TRAINED YET BUT ANYWAYS THE POINT IS I THINK WENDY TESTABURGER WANTS TO GET RID OF ME BY KILLING ME.

PRINCIPLE V.: SOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

CARTMAN: WHA- I WANT YOU TO SUSPEND HER(ANGRILY)

PRINCIPLE V.: ERIC LOOK, YOU ARE A FAT LITTLE CHUBBY TROUBLED KID , WENDY IS NOT SHE HAS A LIFE UNLIKE WELL..........YOU.

CARTMAN: SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS?

PRINCIPLE: NO I'M SAYING YOU WON'T GET MARRIED IN THE FUTURE , YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY BRAD PITT, BUT YOU CANT EXPECT TO BE HANDSOME ESPECIALLY THE WAY YOU WERE BORN. NO OFFENCE

CARTMAN: WELL DA** PRINCIPLE VICTORIA THERE IS A LITTLE OFFENSE YOU JUST SPREAD MY BUISNESS TO EVERYONE WATCHING THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW.

PRINCIPLE: GET OUT OF HERE AND IF YOU COME BACK I WILL KILL YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

CARTMAN LEAVES

SKIP TO THE FIGHT.....................................­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­.

WENDY AND CARTMAN ARE ON THE PLAYGROUND GETTING READY TO FIGHT.

WENDY: BE PREPARED TO GET BEAT UP A SECOND TIME BY ME !

CARTMAN FROWNS NERVOUSLY

THEY START FIGHTING.
KIDS GATHER AROUND

STAN: WAIT!!! WENDY I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS AGAIN.

WENDY: WHAT?

STAN PUNCHES CARTMAN LIGHTLY

CARTMAN: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW MOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
(CRYING)
CARTMAN RUNS HOME

BUTTERS: WOW HE'S A FAGGOT!

THE END
last edited on Jan 03, 2009 at 07:20AM

সাউথ পার্ক 4 উত্তর

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বছরখানেক আগে cartmansgurl1 said…
YOU WILL LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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বছরখানেক আগে myoneandonlymee said…
thats funny nice job cartmansgurl 1
বছরখানেক আগে taylorlautz said…
that was not funny and was so dumb
বছরখানেক আগে charmed_girl13 said…
tongue
it was alright but could of had more done to it