'Did আপনি hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean আপনি as well pack it in. Game over.'
'There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.'
"Rupert, did আপনি call that engineer at Lockheed yet? Well of course আপনি didn't আপনি worthless little... (Hits Rupert the Toy Bear). There, see what আপনি made me do? Do আপনি think I enjoy hitting you? Well actually I do. I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it again!"
"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the দিন I escaped from your wretched womb". "There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore". "What's this? Blueberries? Oh, oh my G...oh, that's better than sex!" "Who the hell do আপনি think আপনি are?"
The one that I remember is when Stewie is watching some chearleaders changing their clothes in a locker room and quotes, " It appears that my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor-mortis." My favorite, so darn funny.