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"What kind of house doesn’t have salt? Low-sodium freaks."
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"Bite me." "No, bite her. Don’t leave teeth marks, though—"
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"Dude, I'm not using this ID" "Why not?" "Because it says “bikini inspector”
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"Well, your alarm’s about as useful as boobs on a man."
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"Hey, Sam? Don’t take this the wrong way, but your girlfriend...is a bitch."
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"What would Buffy do? I don't know, but, Ed, she’s stronger than me."
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"You didn’t." (Sam holds up a bottle of superglue.) "Oh, I did."
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"King অথবা two queens?" "Two queens." (under his breath) "Yeah, I bet."
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"Sweet Lord of the Rings—run!"
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"I'm gonna watch Meg" "(laughing) Yeah আপনি are"
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"Sam? (Sam turns to look at him.) Marry that girl."
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"I treat আপনি like luggage? What, were আপনি bitchin’ about me to some chick?"
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"Well, because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always right."
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"Our money. আপনি think credit card fraud is easy?"
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"All right. Just remember, আপনি started it." "Oh, bring it on, Baldy."
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"Ugh, I hate rats." "You'd rather it was a ghost?" "Yes."
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"You guys seem to be uncomfortably comfortable with this."
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"Dean, we are a family. But things will never be the way they were."
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"You did this? (Dean laughs again.) You’re a friggin’ jerk."
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"Do আপনি want the prize?"
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"Yeah, thank you, Captain Obvious."
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"I hate to agree with authority figures of any kind, but the cops might be right.
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"If আপনি pull that string one আরো time, I’m gonna kill you."
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"Yeah, first of all, I’m not gonna open আগুন in a freakin’ pediatrics ward."
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"So, this is what আপনি guys do for a living?" "Not exactly. We don't get paid."
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"She's a Sagittarius. She loves tequila. Oh, and she’s got this little-"
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"Dude, I’m a professional. I’m offended that আপনি think that. All right, yeah.
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"...something going on." "Tell me about it. She wasn’t even that into me."
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"Give me some credit. আপনি don’t got a corner on paper chasin’ around here."
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"Baby, I’ve killed a lot আরো for a lot less."
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"Oh, I am so not going in there." "Wusses."
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"I’m sorry. That pot we smoked gave me the giggles. Woo!"
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"Hey, Sam, I dare আপনি to take a swig of this." "Why would I do that?"
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"People believe in Santa. How come I’m not gettin’ hooked up at Christmas?"
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"Oh, look at that. Action figures in their original packaging. What a shocker."
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"Don’t worry, she won’t look close. Hell, she won’t even ask to see it"
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"Lock the doors, windows, shades, and most important—" "Watch out for Sammy"
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"I almost smoked that old gal, I swear. It’s not funny."
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"But I know why আপনি do it." "Oh God, kill me now."
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"Perfect. Oh, is that ব্র্যান্ডি with a “y” অথবা an “i”?"
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"There are অস্থি to burn." "Tell me আপনি know where." (DEAN smiles.)
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"What was it – Our Town. Yeah, আপনি were good, it was cute."
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"Why don’t আপনি go knock on her door and, uh, invite her to a কবিতা reading."
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"Sorry. Not a lot of scenery here in east Texas, আপনি gotta make your own."
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"That’s all আপনি got? That’s weak. That is Bush-league."
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"The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you!"
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"It’s a little lingo for ya. Any who, excuse us, we’re off to La-La Land."
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"If it means anything, sometimes I wish আপনি could, too."
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"So, what are we today, Dean? Are we rock stars? Are we army rangers?"
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"Can we get আপনি some আরো mini-quiche?"
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"And I think it’s time to leave." "Well we don't have to be told twice."
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"What was it, the providence?" "Provenance." (Dean tries to pronounce it.)
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"It’s true. I was an artist—a terrible, terrible artist."
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"He’s handin’ out Columbian neckties like he did with his family?"
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"Sarah. Good, good, yeah, um, what about you? Yeah, good, good, really good."
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"You’re joking. (pause) You’re not joking. God, the guys I go out with."
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"How'd he even get in the door?" "Lying and subterfuge, mostly."
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"You’re not delusional." "But, there’s a “but” coming."
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"I can’t go through it again. I can’t." "Am I interrupting something?"
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"No." "Not at all." "Apparently."
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"You’ve been a real pain in the ass, Isaiah. (Lights a match.) Good riddance."
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YAY!!!
WWBD is awesome too. And Sweet Lord-Of The Rings! ROFL.
The delivery was great, he said that with such glee.
But I loved this one because the line AND the delivery were both hilarious (and I loved the part in the bloopers where Jared himself cracked up).
And that one in Provenance when Sam sees the painting and he's like "OH MY GOD!" hahahaha, but that wasn't on the list anyway...
i dunno how i chose
it's funny most are from dean, or sam getting agitated by dean
dean and sam are both so HOT!!
Just one?!!!!!!!!COmon....u know thats not easy..=P
im going with ALL OF THEM AND MORE...LOL...=D
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