15 Pictures of Lucy Pevensie and Mr. Tumnus

ভালুক with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia অনুরাগী fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the অনুরাগী fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some অনুরাগী fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... আপনি cant do that online.... আপনি can মতামত your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished পাঠ করা one...

This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian চুম্বন of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who আপনি are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.

In case আপনি haven't figured it out দ্বারা now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!

The Wail

It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.

And then our screams grew louder and louder,...

The world of Narnia was finally destroyed some two hundred years later during the reign of King Tirian, son of King Erlian and seventh in descent from Rilian.
A talking ape named Shift constructed an elaborate conspiracy in a selfish attempt to change Narnia to his liking. দ্বারা dressing a donkey named Puzzle in a lion's skin and claiming him to be Aslan, Shift began surreptitiously to gain control of the country, forcing inhabitants to do his bidding in the lion's name. He then made contact with the rulers of Calormen, inviting them to conquer Narnia for their mutual advantage. Calormene soldiers...