This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian চুম্বন of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who আপনি are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.
In case আপনি haven't figured it out দ্বারা now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!
The Wail
It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.
And then our screams grew louder and louder,...
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