Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are বন্ধু live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are আপনি called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then আপনি would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: আপনি will one দিন my friend. আপনি will one day. *Looking at audience* Now, we're gonna start off our প্রদর্শনী with a segment we like to call Crossover Parodies, and that's when we make a crossover of something, and make fun of it.
Master Sword: That's right, and our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.
Location: Ponyville, Sweet আপেল Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
An evil scientist দ্বারা the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, অথবা Mobius.. Whatever it's called.
Audience: *Laughing*
The residents of Ponyville had just fought off a group of Robotnik's soldiers called Nazis. Is this taking place in 2013, অথবা 1942?
Audience: *Laughing*
Spike, and Princess Luna had some important information about Celestia's whereabouts.
Spike: Okay, Canterlot was taken over দ্বারা Nazi Forces... Thanks to Twilight Sparkle turning evil during the Grand Galloping Gala we had a while ago.
Luna: They kidnapped Princess Celestia, and put her in a দুর্গ in a nearby town called Bethlehem.
Sean: I thought Bethlehem was in Pennsylvania.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Your mission is to attack the দুর্গ in Bethlehem, and rescue Celestia.
Spike: Sean, and Shredder will be going.
Sean: And cue in the two worst MLP characters in three.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two... One
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: We wanna help!
Sean: Okay, this is taking too long, skip to that scene where we end up in a house.
After flying in a plane, and jumping out with parachutes, the four of them were in a house.
Shredder: Okay, who wants to here a scary story?
Sean: No scary stories allowed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We have a mission to accomplish. Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message.
Shredder: Where? I didn't here any cell phones go off.
Sean: This message I'm receiving is from inside the mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: And it says, Princess Cadence is disguised as Celestia, and আপনি need to disguise yourselves as Nazi Soldiers.
Shredder: But we have to go through that portal in The Crystal Empire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No we don't. A unicorn will do it.
Shredder: Okay, that's great. May I tell my scary story now?
Sean: Ah, what the heck? Go for it.
One scary story later, everyone except Sean was sleeping
Sean: Ok. I was scared দ্বারা Shredder's story. I don't want to sleep, so I'm going to continue the mission দ্বারা myself. *Walks out of house*
As he was doing this, he fell asleep while Scootaloo appeared.
Sean: *Wakes up, and grabs a gun* Put your hands up!
Scootaloo: Ponies don't have hands.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh. Sorry about that orange, and purple chicken.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering while clapping their hands*
Scootaloo: *Staring at the audience with a blank expression on her face*
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: *Stares at Sean again* Now, let me ask আপনি a প্রশ্ন while being as calm as possible. *Gets angry* WHAT DO আপনি THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not sleeping.
Scootaloo: Don't আপনি realize আপনি could get yourself killed দ্বারা doing that?
Sean: No. Only বন্দুক can kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: That's not true, but whatever. আপনি need to sleep.
Sean: No I don't.
Scootaloo: Yes আপনি do.
Sean: No I don't!
Scootaloo: Yes আপনি do!
Sean: No I don't! What I need to do is rescue Celestia, even though it's just Cadence disguised as her. *Pauses video* And now.... *Putting in cheat code*
Celestia appeared out of nowhere.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Mission accomplished, and I didn't even have to go inside the castle. Even though that scene where রামধনু Dash fights Twilight Sparkle with swords won't be in here, I still saved Celestia.
Scootaloo: Now what?
Sean: I don't know. We're running out of time to continue this so............
The End of the crossover parody.
Now for the rest of this episode
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 1: Introductions
Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: See what I mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Standing দ্বারা her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: নমস্কার Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want আপনি to take a look at this বৃক্ষ I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did আপনি accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, at a সঙ্গীত store.
Saten Twist: *Looking at instruments*
Store Owner: May I help আপনি sir?
Saten Twist: Yes. What do আপনি get when আপনি combine a trumpet with a trombone?
Store Owner: What?
Saten Twist: I don't know. You're the সঙ্গীত expert.
Store: But if আপনি don't know, why did আপনি ask me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I think I should leave now. *Runs out of store*
Store Owner: Jeez. Ponies these days keep getting weirder, and weirder.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game প্রদর্শনী wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure আপনি that no আরো rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in সেকেন্ড place with negative seventy nine thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Ozzy: *Drunk* ALL ABOOOOOARD!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing hard*
Ozzy: AI AI AI AI AI!
Audience: *Cheering, and laughing*
Ozzy, and Alex: *Staring at each other with weird looks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Martha Stewart is in a commanding lead with zero dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Martha: *Has podium decorated with flowers* Alex. I've transformed this simple game প্রদর্শনী podium, into a winter cornucopia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: Using dry face, and snow tip eucalypti. I really treasure it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Wow. And in third place with negative one hundred thousand dollars. *Sighs* Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Sean: We meet again Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I noticed আপনি weren't able to sit down during the commercial. What's wrong sweetheart? Still didn't lose your virginity?
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank আপনি Mr. The Hedgehog. Now let's take a look at the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Drummers named Ringo
States ending in "Jersey"
Richard Nixon
The number after 2
Famous Kareem Abdul Jabaars
And finally, Don't Do Anything
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: What is it Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Knock knock.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sighs* Who's there?
Sean: Me, the guy who slept with your grand daughter last night!
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Drummers named Ringo for 400. And the answer is, "This Ringo was the তারকা ঢাকি for The Beatles."
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Martha Stewart?
Martha: *Sad* I'm so terribly lonely.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I know.
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Sean the hedgehog. The ঢাকি for the Beatles.
Sean: Uh, Craving Moorehead.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is Craving Moorehead.
Sean: Apparently আপনি are.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: *Not happy* The answer of course was Ringo Starr. Mr. Osborne, আপনি get to choose.
Ozzy: Choose? I'll take Charleston Chews for sixteen million.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Don't do anything. The answer to this is don't do anything. Don't ring your buzzer, just remain motionless, and আপনি all win.
Ozzy: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Osborne আপনি just lost.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well at least the other two contestants-
Martha: *Rings in*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did আপনি ring your buzzer?
Martha: Because that sound reminds me of a yellow throated new england warbler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Well congratulations Mr. The Hedgehog আপনি win.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: *Angry* Wha-
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did আপনি do that?!!?
Sean: Because I hate আপনি Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, it's your board.
Sean: It certainly is আপনি beef witted আপেল john.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Looky what I did.
He changed Richard Nixon, to Hard On
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ugh... Alright.
Sean and Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Alright, let's just end this. Final jeopardy. The category is, আপনি know what? I'll tell আপনি what, the category is things আপনি like. Just write down, অথবা draw a picture of something আপনি like.
Audience: *Laughing*
The final jeopardy song started playing.
Alex: If আপনি like circles, draw a circle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Osborne could draw a Charleston Chew.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog could draw me hanging myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anything at all.
The ঘণ্টা rang, and time was up.
Alex: Well let's start with Ozzy Osborne. He wrote, *Looks at his board* Monkeys. Fine, that's great আপনি like monkeys.
Ozzy: No I don't! I hate monkeys!! They're awful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ozzy: I had a monkey one time, and he was nothing like Donkey Kong. So, I sent him to hell!
Audience and Ozzy: *Laughing*
Alex: There's something wrong with your brain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Martha's board* Martha Stewart seems confident, let's see what she wrote. *Looks at Martha's board* Absolutely nothing.
Martha: Alex, I'm filthy rich. I don't need your chump change.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're playing for charity.
Martha: Yeah well screw them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please seek some counselling. And finally, Sean The Hedgehog, আপনি wrote, *Looks at Sean's board* Alex Trebek. I-I can't believe it. Som-something আপনি like is me.
Sean: Hey, I know I'm hard on you, but it's all in good fun.
Alex: I-I don't know what to say. Let's see how much আপনি wagered.
The wagered section of the board said...
Alex: Sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: I can't believe I fell for that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: So long from Celebrity Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
One দিন at Fort Courage.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking দ্বারা the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the ভেঁপু poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do আপনি keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, দ্বারা the General store
Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues পাঠ করা the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.
So he started লেখা to a যেভাবে খুশী টাট্টু in Canterlot.
Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who আপনি are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and দ্বারা doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can আপনি tell my your names so that I can adress আপনি properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are আপনি doing?
Corporal Agarn: লেখা a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come আপনি read a letter while doing all those cool stunts আপনি did?
Captain Parmenter: What are আপনি talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*
One breif reminder later
Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do আপনি know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the ভেঁপু poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning আপনি Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.
Announcer: We'll be back with আরো episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did আপনি really think আপনি could get away with watching this প্রদর্শনী without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*
The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created দ্বারা রামধনু Dash.
রামধনু Dash: *Playing electric গিটার while flying* I suppose you're wondering how this is possible. Well, I'll tell আপনি how. The all new Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. It's really alcohol, and makes আপনি do stupid things আপনি wouldn't do in real life. I guess that's why others think I'm arrogant, অথবা cocky.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. Not a real energy drink.
The পরবর্তি commercial was for Fix-A-Dent.
Mare: If আপনি wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO আপনি FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mare: Anyway, buy Fix-A-Dent.
The final commercial was for a company on the internet called Spamdex.
Stallion: Do আপনি go on the internet a lot? Do আপনি hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give আপনি our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what আপনি want us to do, and constantly make আরো advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making আপনি get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost আপনি money. In fact, we collect one dollar a মিনিট for every commercial আপনি watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so আপনি have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: And now, we return to Aqua Marine's Journey.
Double Scoop: Well. Those were interesting.
Sunny: Forget television. Let's go outside.
They turn off the TV, and run outside. Then, the TV turned on দ্বারা itself, and the announcer was on.
Announcer: If you're not outside, you're not active. *Turns off TV*
Audience: *Laughing*
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the রাস্তা intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.
Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I ব্যক্ত about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're আপনি thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director: That's for the পরবর্তি episode!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh.
Mortomis: I didn't get to say anything!
Director: Oh shut up, আপনি played as Ozzy Osborne.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: And I played as Martha Stewart.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: *Not amused* Yes. আপনি did.
Master Sword: I got to play as a Corporal that went on a rampage.
Director: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't like your attitude good sir.
Director: Alright! Look! One আরো joke for the audience, and you're free. Okay?
Audience: Yeah! *Chanting* One আরো joke. One আরো joke. One আরো joke.
Tom: Okay, I got one. What kind of truck does Big Macintosh like to drive?
Master Sword: I don't know, what?
Tom: Mack.
Audience: *Booing*
Director: That was terrible! Give them a better joke!
Tom: *Angry at the director* আপনি know what? You're just as annoying as a snew!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Director: Snew? What's snew?
Tom: Oh nothing much. What's new with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Okay. Now আপনি can go.
They started running up the streets to their houses.
Tom: Thanks everypony, you've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight! *Runs away*
Audience: *Clapping*
Director: Jeez. And I thought this would be a very unsuccessful pilot episode.
Then a plane crashed into a house, and the pilot came out.
Pilot: How did আপনি know I would be an unsuccessful pilot?
Audience: *Laughing*
The End.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are আপনি called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then আপনি would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: আপনি will one দিন my friend. আপনি will one day. *Looking at audience* Now, we're gonna start off our প্রদর্শনী with a segment we like to call Crossover Parodies, and that's when we make a crossover of something, and make fun of it.
Master Sword: That's right, and our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.
Location: Ponyville, Sweet আপেল Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
An evil scientist দ্বারা the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, অথবা Mobius.. Whatever it's called.
Audience: *Laughing*
The residents of Ponyville had just fought off a group of Robotnik's soldiers called Nazis. Is this taking place in 2013, অথবা 1942?
Audience: *Laughing*
Spike, and Princess Luna had some important information about Celestia's whereabouts.
Spike: Okay, Canterlot was taken over দ্বারা Nazi Forces... Thanks to Twilight Sparkle turning evil during the Grand Galloping Gala we had a while ago.
Luna: They kidnapped Princess Celestia, and put her in a দুর্গ in a nearby town called Bethlehem.
Sean: I thought Bethlehem was in Pennsylvania.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Your mission is to attack the দুর্গ in Bethlehem, and rescue Celestia.
Spike: Sean, and Shredder will be going.
Sean: And cue in the two worst MLP characters in three.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two... One
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: We wanna help!
Sean: Okay, this is taking too long, skip to that scene where we end up in a house.
After flying in a plane, and jumping out with parachutes, the four of them were in a house.
Shredder: Okay, who wants to here a scary story?
Sean: No scary stories allowed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We have a mission to accomplish. Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message.
Shredder: Where? I didn't here any cell phones go off.
Sean: This message I'm receiving is from inside the mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: And it says, Princess Cadence is disguised as Celestia, and আপনি need to disguise yourselves as Nazi Soldiers.
Shredder: But we have to go through that portal in The Crystal Empire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No we don't. A unicorn will do it.
Shredder: Okay, that's great. May I tell my scary story now?
Sean: Ah, what the heck? Go for it.
One scary story later, everyone except Sean was sleeping
Sean: Ok. I was scared দ্বারা Shredder's story. I don't want to sleep, so I'm going to continue the mission দ্বারা myself. *Walks out of house*
As he was doing this, he fell asleep while Scootaloo appeared.
Sean: *Wakes up, and grabs a gun* Put your hands up!
Scootaloo: Ponies don't have hands.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh. Sorry about that orange, and purple chicken.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering while clapping their hands*
Scootaloo: *Staring at the audience with a blank expression on her face*
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: *Stares at Sean again* Now, let me ask আপনি a প্রশ্ন while being as calm as possible. *Gets angry* WHAT DO আপনি THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not sleeping.
Scootaloo: Don't আপনি realize আপনি could get yourself killed দ্বারা doing that?
Sean: No. Only বন্দুক can kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: That's not true, but whatever. আপনি need to sleep.
Sean: No I don't.
Scootaloo: Yes আপনি do.
Sean: No I don't!
Scootaloo: Yes আপনি do!
Sean: No I don't! What I need to do is rescue Celestia, even though it's just Cadence disguised as her. *Pauses video* And now.... *Putting in cheat code*
Celestia appeared out of nowhere.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Mission accomplished, and I didn't even have to go inside the castle. Even though that scene where রামধনু Dash fights Twilight Sparkle with swords won't be in here, I still saved Celestia.
Scootaloo: Now what?
Sean: I don't know. We're running out of time to continue this so............
The End of the crossover parody.
Now for the rest of this episode
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 1: Introductions
Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: See what I mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Standing দ্বারা her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: নমস্কার Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want আপনি to take a look at this বৃক্ষ I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did আপনি accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, at a সঙ্গীত store.
Saten Twist: *Looking at instruments*
Store Owner: May I help আপনি sir?
Saten Twist: Yes. What do আপনি get when আপনি combine a trumpet with a trombone?
Store Owner: What?
Saten Twist: I don't know. You're the সঙ্গীত expert.
Store: But if আপনি don't know, why did আপনি ask me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I think I should leave now. *Runs out of store*
Store Owner: Jeez. Ponies these days keep getting weirder, and weirder.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game প্রদর্শনী wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure আপনি that no আরো rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in সেকেন্ড place with negative seventy nine thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Ozzy: *Drunk* ALL ABOOOOOARD!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing hard*
Ozzy: AI AI AI AI AI!
Audience: *Cheering, and laughing*
Ozzy, and Alex: *Staring at each other with weird looks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Martha Stewart is in a commanding lead with zero dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Martha: *Has podium decorated with flowers* Alex. I've transformed this simple game প্রদর্শনী podium, into a winter cornucopia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: Using dry face, and snow tip eucalypti. I really treasure it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Wow. And in third place with negative one hundred thousand dollars. *Sighs* Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Sean: We meet again Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I noticed আপনি weren't able to sit down during the commercial. What's wrong sweetheart? Still didn't lose your virginity?
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank আপনি Mr. The Hedgehog. Now let's take a look at the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Drummers named Ringo
States ending in "Jersey"
Richard Nixon
The number after 2
Famous Kareem Abdul Jabaars
And finally, Don't Do Anything
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: What is it Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Knock knock.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sighs* Who's there?
Sean: Me, the guy who slept with your grand daughter last night!
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Drummers named Ringo for 400. And the answer is, "This Ringo was the তারকা ঢাকি for The Beatles."
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Martha Stewart?
Martha: *Sad* I'm so terribly lonely.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I know.
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Sean the hedgehog. The ঢাকি for the Beatles.
Sean: Uh, Craving Moorehead.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is Craving Moorehead.
Sean: Apparently আপনি are.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: *Not happy* The answer of course was Ringo Starr. Mr. Osborne, আপনি get to choose.
Ozzy: Choose? I'll take Charleston Chews for sixteen million.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Don't do anything. The answer to this is don't do anything. Don't ring your buzzer, just remain motionless, and আপনি all win.
Ozzy: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Osborne আপনি just lost.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well at least the other two contestants-
Martha: *Rings in*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did আপনি ring your buzzer?
Martha: Because that sound reminds me of a yellow throated new england warbler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Well congratulations Mr. The Hedgehog আপনি win.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: *Angry* Wha-
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did আপনি do that?!!?
Sean: Because I hate আপনি Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, it's your board.
Sean: It certainly is আপনি beef witted আপেল john.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Looky what I did.
He changed Richard Nixon, to Hard On
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ugh... Alright.
Sean and Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Alright, let's just end this. Final jeopardy. The category is, আপনি know what? I'll tell আপনি what, the category is things আপনি like. Just write down, অথবা draw a picture of something আপনি like.
Audience: *Laughing*
The final jeopardy song started playing.
Alex: If আপনি like circles, draw a circle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Osborne could draw a Charleston Chew.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog could draw me hanging myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anything at all.
The ঘণ্টা rang, and time was up.
Alex: Well let's start with Ozzy Osborne. He wrote, *Looks at his board* Monkeys. Fine, that's great আপনি like monkeys.
Ozzy: No I don't! I hate monkeys!! They're awful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ozzy: I had a monkey one time, and he was nothing like Donkey Kong. So, I sent him to hell!
Audience and Ozzy: *Laughing*
Alex: There's something wrong with your brain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Martha's board* Martha Stewart seems confident, let's see what she wrote. *Looks at Martha's board* Absolutely nothing.
Martha: Alex, I'm filthy rich. I don't need your chump change.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're playing for charity.
Martha: Yeah well screw them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please seek some counselling. And finally, Sean The Hedgehog, আপনি wrote, *Looks at Sean's board* Alex Trebek. I-I can't believe it. Som-something আপনি like is me.
Sean: Hey, I know I'm hard on you, but it's all in good fun.
Alex: I-I don't know what to say. Let's see how much আপনি wagered.
The wagered section of the board said...
Alex: Sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: I can't believe I fell for that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: So long from Celebrity Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
One দিন at Fort Courage.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking দ্বারা the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the ভেঁপু poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do আপনি keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, দ্বারা the General store
Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues পাঠ করা the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.
So he started লেখা to a যেভাবে খুশী টাট্টু in Canterlot.
Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who আপনি are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and দ্বারা doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can আপনি tell my your names so that I can adress আপনি properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are আপনি doing?
Corporal Agarn: লেখা a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come আপনি read a letter while doing all those cool stunts আপনি did?
Captain Parmenter: What are আপনি talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*
One breif reminder later
Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do আপনি know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the ভেঁপু poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning আপনি Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.
Announcer: We'll be back with আরো episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did আপনি really think আপনি could get away with watching this প্রদর্শনী without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*
The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created দ্বারা রামধনু Dash.
রামধনু Dash: *Playing electric গিটার while flying* I suppose you're wondering how this is possible. Well, I'll tell আপনি how. The all new Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. It's really alcohol, and makes আপনি do stupid things আপনি wouldn't do in real life. I guess that's why others think I'm arrogant, অথবা cocky.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. Not a real energy drink.
The পরবর্তি commercial was for Fix-A-Dent.
Mare: If আপনি wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO আপনি FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mare: Anyway, buy Fix-A-Dent.
The final commercial was for a company on the internet called Spamdex.
Stallion: Do আপনি go on the internet a lot? Do আপনি hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give আপনি our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what আপনি want us to do, and constantly make আরো advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making আপনি get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost আপনি money. In fact, we collect one dollar a মিনিট for every commercial আপনি watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so আপনি have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: And now, we return to Aqua Marine's Journey.
Double Scoop: Well. Those were interesting.
Sunny: Forget television. Let's go outside.
They turn off the TV, and run outside. Then, the TV turned on দ্বারা itself, and the announcer was on.
Announcer: If you're not outside, you're not active. *Turns off TV*
Audience: *Laughing*
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the রাস্তা intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.
Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I ব্যক্ত about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're আপনি thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director: That's for the পরবর্তি episode!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh.
Mortomis: I didn't get to say anything!
Director: Oh shut up, আপনি played as Ozzy Osborne.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: And I played as Martha Stewart.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: *Not amused* Yes. আপনি did.
Master Sword: I got to play as a Corporal that went on a rampage.
Director: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't like your attitude good sir.
Director: Alright! Look! One আরো joke for the audience, and you're free. Okay?
Audience: Yeah! *Chanting* One আরো joke. One আরো joke. One আরো joke.
Tom: Okay, I got one. What kind of truck does Big Macintosh like to drive?
Master Sword: I don't know, what?
Tom: Mack.
Audience: *Booing*
Director: That was terrible! Give them a better joke!
Tom: *Angry at the director* আপনি know what? You're just as annoying as a snew!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Director: Snew? What's snew?
Tom: Oh nothing much. What's new with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Okay. Now আপনি can go.
They started running up the streets to their houses.
Tom: Thanks everypony, you've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight! *Runs away*
Audience: *Clapping*
Director: Jeez. And I thought this would be a very unsuccessful pilot episode.
Then a plane crashed into a house, and the pilot came out.
Pilot: How did আপনি know I would be an unsuccessful pilot?
Audience: *Laughing*
The End.
