The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

You thought it was over?? HA!

At ডিনার that night, the entire group of Itsuki's family ganged up on poor Haruhi, who didn't even have time to eat.

"So, আপনি in high school?" Aiko asked. "Um, yeah." Replied Haruhi.
"Really? আপনি look older!"
Haruhi's face went pale. "Um...I..do?"
"Yeah, আপনি look like আপনি could be 30, but your struggling not to get fat. Momoko's like that. She goes on a diet once a year, but they don't help."
"Aiko! Stop asking retarded questions!" A tall man said. "So, আপনি think I look good?" "Um, yeah..." Haruhi asnwered. "You look nice, sir."
"Oh, I'm not a guy! I'm a girl! My name's...

Haruhi's POV
"Everyone, Ryoko made a suggestion to visit Koizumi-kun's grave." I turned away, trying not to let the image of my late boyfriend come to mind. it has been over a week since he was killed দ্বারা the godamn Computer Club. I rummage through the drawers of our ডেস্ক and pull of the band i gave him when I promoted him to deputy cheif. I put it in my pocket. I'm going to put it on his grave, anyway.


"Here it is." Ryoko said, tired from running. There it was. The grave of someone who didn't really deserve to die. 'Here Lies Itsuki Koizumi', it said. It was surrounded দ্বারা pictures, bouquets,...

"I'm sorry, Suzumiya-san." Itsuki apoligized, looking at Haruhi, who was watching TV with Saki. "I'm sorry." "It's okay." Haruhi answered as she held a laughing Saki.
"It will never happen agagin."
"Itsuki...I'm sure of it."
At that moment, in rushed Momoko, whose stomach looked bigger than usual. Itsuki face-palmed. "Don't tell me-" "-I'm pregnant!" Momoko announced, hugging Saki. "Congratulations, Momoko-san. Is it a boy অথবা girl?" Haruhi asked.
"I dunno yet. This is so exciting! I've never had a baby before!"
"We must plan the baby shower, Momoko, honey!"
"EEEEEE!! Let's go! EEEEEEEE!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"...

The পরবর্তি morning when I woke up, I felt my lips burning. Just a while পূর্বে I had kissed Itsuki Koizumi. Something I'd dreamed of doing for a while now. His words still buzzed through my brain;
ever since I first saw you, I knew I was in love...
It made my head spin to even think that he was in প্রণয় with me. Out of all people in North High, out of all people in Japan, He loved me. And the crazy thing was, I loved him too.

When I walked into প্রথমপাতা room, I noticed Kyon, In his usual spot in front of me. He wasn't about to look at me. I could tell. But then it hit me. I saw he was পাঠ করা a note. Who...

Five of These oneshots are based on the picture below. The fifth one is my all time fave!
"CheifShipping" is the শিরোনাম of the ItsukixHaruhi coupling.
DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
NUFF SAID.

1. He Hurt Me
I'm gonna kill him.
For her.
What's wrong with him?
Dammit, Prez, get a life!
It was eitheir the computer, অথবা she'd tell everyone he tried to rape Asahina-san.
He needs to get over himself.
Him and his goddamn club.
Her eyes are closed, tears are pouring down her face.
"He-he called me a-oh, Koizumi-kun, it was terrible!" She choked on her own tears.
I was so mad that day.
I wanted to take that godamn...

The sun flitted through the clubroom window as Kyon and I played Shogi.Gin and Envy talked about the Soul Society অথবা something like that.Nagato is reading.Asahina is making tea.Everything was normal."HELLO PPPLS!"Haruhi exclaimed as she walked throuh the door.
"Hi Haruhi..."Envy ব্যক্ত suddenly wincing from some sort of pain.
"Whats up with her?"I asked জিন nervously hoping she didn't get sick অথবা anything.
"Shes been like this all morning."Came his quick reply.
"Ichimaru,Koizumi stop whispering!"Haruhi snapped at us.
"But we're concerned.At least I am."I answered her unstated question.
"About...

After the retreat the Ichimaru's offered to drive me প্রথমপাতা in thier sweet black Ferarri Enzo.I declined দ্বারা saying I brought my bike."Alright we'll be seeing আপনি then."Envy ব্যক্ত with a rare smile.
As i rode my bike প্রথমপাতা I noticed that I was পাঠ করা thier minds and realizing just now that'Wow.'feeling that had overcome Envy when জিন made his big rule speech.Does he never really talk অথবা something?Nagato was anoyingly humming 'Through the আগুন and the Flames' the whole time at the retreat.Still I liked the fact that Miss Suzumiya was happy and mine.
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"Ahhhh,Home"I...

"FEWF!"Envy and I ব্যক্ত as we both plopped down on the bed.
"Sorry about the meeting darling"Envy romanticly
proclaimed as she pushed her body close to mine.
"Its ok."I ব্যক্ত as I slowly got closer to her too.
"Really?"She sighed as she held my face close to hers.
"Really."I replied before I kissed her.She seemed to be enjoying this and a lot happier so I continued with that kind of stuff.
"Ummm..."She ব্যক্ত as I embraced her body and continued with the touching.
"I cant do this right now" She ব্যক্ত nevously as a shudder filled her body.
"So?"I ব্যক্ত as she suddenly felt really wierd in my arms.
...

-Gin's View-
The নৌকা sped along and I noticed Envy was asleep on my shoulder.I felt like a stalker অথবা somthing watching her sleep.Suddenly someone who looked like Itsuki was waving from the dock."Envy wake up!We're here!"I yelled.She yawned and I giggled cause she looked like a cat.
"Well everyone lets let this brigade event begin!"Haruhi proclaimed as we got to the manor and rooms were straighted out.
"We should go swimming অথবা something."Envy sugessted to Haruhi.I was thinking that Envy should become an Ichimaru for some reason.
"Well thats a great idea!"Haruhi replied"Lets go!
"She shure...

התשובה היא תמיד בחזה ...
מדוע? אני, שבחרו אותך
הוחלט על ידי הגורל יקירתי כי לא יפסיקו כבר
אני מאמין כי מישהו פשוט מחקה משעמם
אתה תהיה בסדר!
אני רק עושה את הדברים כי אני מרגיש, כמו שאני מרגיש אותם

זה הרפתקה, נכון? נכון?! בעולם שבו האמיתות להפוך שקרים
אני אהיה חזקה כי קיים חלומות, לא למען מישהו

נא לבוא איתי
תסתכל על לשחרר אותי בלי סוף
ההווה...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 1

    I ran down the hallway as fast as I could trying to make it to my first class. I was gaming all night long in my new dorm at Fujioka College around the Kyoto area. I wasn't making a good impression on the first দিন at college, but what are আপনি gonna do? As I passed the doors I realized the the classroom doors where going down. Room 5-A Room 4-A, I needed room 3-B! I quickly turned around and headed to my classroom. I stopped in front of the door thinking of my exquse. Like I was in a new scary building...