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Hi all,

Branch Wars was such a fun episode that I find myself having to write about it!

Whats not to like?

There is a finner things club happening in the break room and staff poaching! Not enough? Ok, bring on a sabotage attempt for Utica দ্বারা Curly (Jim) Larry ( Michael) and Moe ( Dwight). Oh and the return of Karen.!

Between the constant giggles I did feel a little for Jim having to face Karen. Like most people after a nasty break up its always a goal to avoid your ex like the plague.

Jim: I can't believe আপনি guys. I'm not going to go further piss off my ex-girlfriend.

No such luck for Jim - I bet...
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This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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Looking back, some of these old clips on 'The Office', were probably a big refresher. It didn't help that I not too recently watched those very same clips, but it was good to view some of the Season One office people and how some matured, while others became আরো childish over the seasons. The funny thing is, there was a similar video on 'YouTube' which quoted their Ten Reasons To Watch The Office, so another reason could be that even if আপনি missed a জনপ্রিয় clip, আপনি could watch it again on this reminiscent episode of 'The Banker'.

If I were to be realistic, I know of other series that have...
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posted by Dwight_Shrute
This post is gonna be all the things that has happened to Dwight!

Jim out my stuff in jello again
Micheal!
Before I'm about to do something I think would an idiot do that thing if so I do not do that thing. No it goes I say I say I sit on you!
False.
I can run 80% faster than snakes
Fact.
To give আপনি a reference point in how fast I am in between a চিতাবাঘ and a mongoose.
Dwight k. Shrute
Assistant to the regional manager.
K.i .s.s

Keep it simple stupid. It hurts my feelings everytime.
posted by ThatDamnLlama
Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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 Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
The following is a তালিকা of websites where আপনি can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has পোষ্ট হয়েছে their screencaps in a form where আপনি can view all of the স্মারক without downloading (see image on right), but if আপনি want to save an image, আপনি must do so one দ্বারা one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and আপনি can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if আপনি are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...
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posted by chel1395
 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After পাঠ করা ANOTHER প্রবন্ধ that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. আপনি can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank আপনি and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
 Dwight, my পছন্দ character
Dwight, my favorite character
As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in টেলিভিশন (if not the funniest) I decided to make a শীর্ষ 10 of my পছন্দ characters. দ্বারা the way this is from 1 being my পছন্দ and 10 being my least পছন্দ of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is তিক্ত enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still প্রণয় how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...
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Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your পাঠ করা pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real তারিখ since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...
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I found a song that I think would be great to put along with a জ্যাম fanvid. So here it is, along with the lyrics. My suggestions are in parentheses & italics.

Michael Buble - Everything lyrics

You're a falling star, You're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.

And আপনি play it coy, but it's kinda cute.
Ah, When আপনি smile at me আপনি know exactly what আপনি do. (Insert an adorable Pam smile here, possibly followed দ্বারা an adorable Jim smile)
Baby don't pretend, that আপনি don't know it's true.
Cause...
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I’m a little sick of all this Jim worship going on. I know J.Kras is so dreamy and Jim’s a sweetheart but the guy ain’t infallible. I want to take this opportunity to প্রদর্শনী some of Jim’s flaws.

Jim can be downright mean sometimes. His pranks on Dwight and Andy প্রদর্শনী that Jim has a sadistic streak. He enjoys watching Dwight and Andy squirm. When Andy punched a hole in the দেওয়াল and হারিয়ে গেছে all control Jim showed no remorse. Andy could have হারিয়ে গেছে his job অথবা hurt himself badly. Andy shouldn’t have reacted so strongly, but Jim knew that Andy overreacted from putting his calculator in Jell-o....
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posted by kathiria82
নমস্কার guys! Everyone who is a অনুরাগী of The Office must know about the new website, Dunder Mifflin Infinity. In case আপনি don't already know, Dunder Mifflin Infinity (DMI) is the new online division of Dunder Mifflin, Inc. Paper Company. This gives all us die-hard office অনুরাগী a chance to not only interact with each other but it makes us feel like we work at Dunder Mifflin. For আরো in-depth information on this amazing new website go to link. I am proud to say that I work for the Independence MO Branch and the Regional Manager is our very own link. She always gets the best and latest news on our favorite...
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posted by pencilcup
"This is why I do it. This is what I have to come প্রথমপাতা to." - snoring Jan -

They got me from the get go. Just to see Michael Scott appear on my screen again made me feel all warm inside. Yes he's back! I shout.
And then he speaks.
Warm, fuzzy feeling gone, replaced দ্বারা that o so familiar cringe that I প্রণয় so much. The good kind of cringe that only Michael Scott can provide.

September the 27th had been marked in my calendar for... well forever it seemed. As weeks passed and The দিন drew closer and closer, my expectations, hopes, and speculations became আরো and আরো frantic and mixed.
There were...
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posted by jameswilson
This isn't a wordy প্রবন্ধ as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the প্রদর্শনী (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope আপনি enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
আপনি should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If আপনি want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if আপনি want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.
Angela Martin is pretty much my পছন্দ character. As a die-hard Office অনুরাগী I প্রণয় every single character but Angela comes out on top. I know a lot of আপনি are big অনুরাগী of Jim, Dwight, and the other "main characters" of the show. So, I am just going to প্রদর্শনী some reasons why Angela is awesome.

She is one of those that আপনি would just hate if আপনি actually knew her.
Okay, this is my worst reason but it works. Obviously, many of the Office characters are
like this. But that's what make those characters hilarious. If I knew an Angela I would probably not be লেখা why she was awesome. So, yeah...
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I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, দ্বারা my family, দ্বারা my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to অথবা understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I ব্যক্ত and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to প্রদর্শনী my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing অথবা two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity দিন episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
link Review দ্বারা Connie Norberg

Kevin Malone begins our hilarious episode with his “Kevins Famous Chili” as he walks into the building with his very big pot of homemade chili. With the elevators out of order, he is forced to walk the chili all the way to the office. Unfortunately, he doesn’t make it far before it spills onto the carpeted floor. So he looks around for something to scoop it up with and put back into the pot. Using 2 folders, he slops the now contaminated chili back into the pot, while falling directly into the spill; his suit is covered in chili.

Meanwhile, Michael Scott holds...
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Dwight's Speech:     

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have আপনি ever asked yourselves in an ঘন্টা of meditation - which everyone finds during the দিন - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bang's fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to আপনি [bangs again] and আপনি will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania,...
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