Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Son, if আপনি really want something in this life, আপনি have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go প্রথমপাতা and spend some quality time with the kids.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

আপনি know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. আপনি just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

Lisa, if আপনি don't like your job আপনি don't strike. আপনি just go in every দিন and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.