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This chapter is dedicated to 7thGradeGenius and rubberduck2 and duncan-superfan because they always মতামত and they will ve really happy that it doesn't finish yet, actually another story continue thanks to monica-san


15.Twitter and Asthma

Courtney took a deep breath, breathing in and out. For about three minutes, she will be doing this, and then she will go back to work. She rubbed her temples and took another deep breath.

“Do আপনি have asthma, babe?” Duncan whispered in her ear lowly. “If আপনি do, I’d gladly give আপনি mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I’m not complaining.”

Courtney swiftly elbowed him on the stomach and then turned around, hugging him.

“That can’t do anything for asthma, stupid.”

Duncan chuckled. “Hit me, then cuddle—I like it.” He was quiet for a moment. “Are আপনি okay? You…look আরো stressed than usual.”

“‘More stress than usual’?” she repeated. “Do I look stressed a lot অথবা what?”

“Well, school is starting now, and you’ve been looking super frazzled. What’s up, Princess?” He gently kissed her forehead. “Talk to Doctor Duncan.”

“You’d be a horrible doctor; you’d only molest young teenager girls.”

He snorted in disgust. “Ugh, don’t compare me to those molesters and pedophiles appearing on TV a lot, okay? That’s the worst insult ever—sort of.”

She sighed. “My…parents found out about you,” she muttered. “Apparently they heard it from my brother, who saw it on Geoff’s Twitter.”

“Damn your excessive twittering, Geoff.” He frowned. “And why did your brother ইঁদুর আপনি out? I thought he wasn’t like that.”

Courtney laughed nervously. “He’s not…but if আপনি do something bad to him, he’ll get revenge on you. He holds grudges for a long period of time and it’s not pretty at all. He’s so freaking immature.”

“For some strange reason, that makes me like your brother.”

“Oh, great, I have a homosexual boyfriend.”

“Hardy, har-har, sweetheart.” He rolled his eyes at her. “And why are আপনি so worried about your parents? Are আপনি scared?” He smirked.

Courtney sighed again and groaned. “Yes,” she admitted. She looked up to see Duncan’s eyes widen. Of course, she thought. He would expect me to deny it and say some snarky remark back at him.

“Why are আপনি scared of your freaking parents? It’s not like they’ll make them live with আপনি again, installing surveillance cameras everywhere.” He shook his head, chuckling.

She scowled. “They would. They’re that extreme and domineering. I don’t know how the hell I spent my eighteen and a half years of living with them. My brother got emancipated when he was fifteen.”

“He’s my hero,” Duncan joked. “But how did he live, Court? I mean, sure it’s ব্রেভ of him to do that so-called ‘irrational’ behavior, but he’s only fifteen. How did he cope?”

“My brother…was my all-time hero, as well.” Courtney had a soft smile on. “He followed my parents’ every whim without প্রশ্ন and was best at everything—school, sports, socializing, et cetera, et cetera. He absolutely loved ফটোগ্রাফি and took amazing photos—mostly about যেভাবে খুশী things.

“Of course, my parents wanted him to take over the business like regular demanding, strict parents—except আরো brutal. That was when my brother হারিয়ে গেছে his temper; it was shocking, because he was normally a calm person.”

“The opposite of you,” Duncan added, grinning.

“Shut up. Anyways, he yelled at them, ranting about how they controlled his life. I was there listening in, staying unobtrusive. It made me want to cry, but I didn’t.” She felt Duncan’s arms around her tighten. “Deep inside the pit of my stomach, my brother became my idol, my hero. I’ve always wanted to do what he did, but I couldn’t. I didn’t want them to hate me.”

“Who could hate you?” she heard Duncan mutter. “Or wait…”

“Duncan, just shut up. Anyways, I—wait, Duncan, did I ever tell আপনি what my hopes and dreams were?” She stared at him curiously.

“You mean becoming a man-hating dictator of the world, forcing them to become slaves for you, with আপনি cackling like a witch in the background? Well, no.”

Courtney pinched his lips together tightly, causing him to jump up a little.

“Damn it, woman, I won’t be able to চুম্বন আপনি properly!” he hissed. He winced when he smacked his lips together.

“I’ve always wanted to be a lawyer!” she exclaimed. “I wanted to be the one to help my brother get out of our parents’ clutches. I wanted to help him so badly. My parents approve of this, but they don’t know the true reason behind it. I…love my brother dearly.”

Duncan rubbed his hands up and down on her back affectionately. “Where is he now?” he inquired quietly.

“He’s married now in Ontario—‘twenty-six and loving it’ in his words. I spoke with him a week ago. He’s doing fine.”

They stayed quiet for a moment, staying locked in a soft embrace.

“So, I’m going to meet your parents?” Duncan asked. “Well, to ease your worries, all parents প্রণয় me, babe.”

Courtney groaned, knowing he was lying.

--

Geoff patted Duncan’s head repeatedly, treating him like a little boy—which was annoying Duncan a lot.

“Stop that!” he shouted, slapping his hand away. “I don’t need any of your pity অথবা any of your babying. This is your fault!” Ugh, I’m getting a headache, he thought, rubbing his forehead. Now I feel like Courtney.

“How is it my fault? I don’t even talk to Courtney’s parents!”

“I blame your addiction to Twitter, Geoff.” He spoke with clenched teeth. “Twitter is overrated, dude. It’s not the most জনপ্রিয় website অথবা whatever crap, all right?”

Geoff looked confused. “Courtney’s parents have a Twitter? Well, maybe they aren’t that lame at all,” he murmured to himself. “It’s probably the dad since a lot of female যশস্বী use that site. অথবা maybe it’s the mom—”

“Geoff,” Trent interrupted, sighing, “just…shush.” He looked over at Duncan. “Are আপনি scared?”

“Why the hell are আপনি asking that?” he inquired incredulously. “No way am I scared…even though it’s my সেকেন্ড time meeting another girl’s parents. It went well, ‘cause Trisha’s parents were laidback and stuff. But now…I’m going to meet the kind of parents who are judgmental and wouldn’t approve of me right away.”

Trent put a hand on Duncan’s broad shoulder. “Duncan, just don’t back down. Stay tough—don’t let them get to you, all right? This is where you’ll see where Courtney gets her toughness and uptightness. Don’t tell her I ব্যক্ত that, about the uptightness part,” he added.

Duncan laughed. “She’ll just get mad at me for talking about her with আপনি guys. Man, I প্রণয় her…”

“Then প্রদর্শনী it to them,” Geoff ব্যক্ত suddenly, sounding mature. “Show Courtney’s stiff parents that আপনি প্রণয় her. Even if they’re the most cold-hearted freaks, they have a heart, right? I mean, it’s not like they had an arranged marriage and Courtney’s mom had to give birth to two kids, one boy, one girl. That’s stupid.”

“No, Geoff. What আপনি ব্যক্ত was stupid. Who does arrange marriages nowadays?” Trent asked. “That’s so…long time ago.”

“But Courtney’s parents are old, so they must’ve done that kind of thing. They might’ve been in an পুরানো ঢঙের family. আপনি never know, Trent.” Geoff crossed his arms over his chest.

Duncan stared at the two, knowing that the subject was no longer on his problem.

--

“Well, you’re screwed, Court,” Gwen ব্যক্ত bluntly. “That’s all I gotta say.”

Bridgette looked at her, glaring at her. “That’s not helping, Gwen!” she hissed. She turned and smiled reassuringly at the panicking Courtney. “Just calm down and think on the positive side.”

Courtney punched the দেওয়াল beside her. “‘Think on the positive side’?! What positive side?! My freaking parents like to think on the negative side, Bridge! আপনি should know that! আপনি met them!” she screamed. “My parents are the embodiment of the ‘Devil’s Couple’ probably!”

Gwen rolled her eyes. “Courtney, just sit down and stop being so overly dramatic, all right?” she ordered, irritated. “It’s not the end of the world, and don’t say it is. We both know your parents are freaking psycho, but that doesn’t mean আপনি can go that far.”

“But it’s true!”

“Do আপনি think অভিনয় like a complete baby would give আপনি a solution to your ‘problem’?! No, it wouldn’t!”

“Guys, just freaking shut up!” Bridgette shouted. “Okay, Courtney, Gwen is right—stop being such a puerile whiner! You’re nineteen—a freaking adult! You’re living on your own; আপনি have a good job, although আপনি don’t like it much; and you’re going to a good college soon!”

“Court,” Gwen sighed, looking calm now. “Do what your brother did.”

Courtney’s eyes widened and she looked away, clenching her fists. She dreadfully wanted to do what her amazing brother did. She couldn’t, though. As much as she hated to admit it, she wasn’t strong enough—she wasn’t courageous enough.

Gwen walked over to Courtney and put a hand on her shoulder tenderly. “Being a lawyer wasn’t your only dream, right?” she ব্যক্ত softly. “Show your parents you’re an adult now; প্রদর্শনী them you’re doing fine on your own; প্রদর্শনী them আপনি are away from their freaking, ugly clutches.”

Courtney smiled determinedly and laughed. She hugged her Goth friend. “Thank you, Gwen,” she whispered sincerely. “For a ‘I-don’t-like-to-help-people-with-their-stupid-pain-in-the-ass-problems’ kind of person, you’re innumerably helpful and wise.”

She then walked over to Bridgette and hugged her as well. “And thanks, Bridgette. I’m proud that আপনি can blow your temper just like me.” Bridgette giggled. They released each other. “You guys are manically awesome.”

“Same goes for আপনি except ten times more,” Gwen and Bridgette ব্যক্ত in synchronization.

--

Duncan tried not to wince as Courtney’s grip on his hand got tighter and tighter. They were in Courtney’s car, and they were heading to Courtney’s parent’s house. Each time they got closer and closer, Courtney’s grip got tighter and tighter.

Duncan hated to admit it, but he was quite nervous about meeting his girlfriend’s parents. He was never good at being polite অথবা not saying whatever he likes to say. He didn’t want to ruin it for Courtney, but it’s not his fault he’s not like those girlie men Courtney’s parents must like.

“So…,” he started conversationally, “what are your parents’ names? I’m getting tired of saying ‘your parents’ and ‘Courtney’s parents.’”

Courtney’s grip loosened and Duncan sighed quietly in relief. “Well…my dad’s name is Cameron and my mom’s name is Darlene. It’s pretty ironic, right?” she laughed.

“Eh? How is it ironic?”

He saw Courtney roll her eyes at him. “Gosh, you’re so freaking stupid sometimes, Duncan,” she muttered. “I don’t know what goes on in your brain—if আপনি have one.” She whispered the last words.

Duncan glared at her. “Hey, I’m not that dumb, nor am I deaf, sweetheart. I just don’t like to think all the time, all right? It hurts my brain.”

Courtney didn’t answer this time—instead she gave him a sad look. Duncan raised an eyebrow at her.

“What? Why do আপনি look so sad, Princess?”

“I’ve never…asked about your parents. Hell, I never even asked about who আপনি are. I feel…selfish.” She frowned. “Tell me about yourself.”

Duncan laughed. “That was random. Hmm…okay, my name is Duncan. I’m a hot male specimen—the number one case, actually—and I’m a great kiss—”

“Ah, forget it—just tell me about your parents.”

“Harsh, man.” Duncan pursed his lips. “Well…my parents are both cops—practically everybody in my freaking family is a cop.”

“Now that’s ironic. You’re a criminal with a family full of cops? Doesn’t that…make them furious অথবা disappointed?”

Duncan snorted. “Hell yeah, babe. They think that I’m supposed to be a cop, as well. But I don’t want to be—I hate abiding দ্বারা the rules. It sucks, and I just want to be who I want to be. I don’t want anyone telling me I have to be this, I have to be that. That just annoys me. It’s my life and I can do whatever I want with it.”

Courtney smiled. “I’ve always wanted to say that to my parents,” she ব্যক্ত quietly. “You’re doing what I’ve always dreamed of doing. I guess that makes আপনি my hero.”

As soon as she ব্যক্ত that, Duncan blushed a bit. Duncan Evans does not blush, but here was his insane girlfriend, making him blush দ্বারা a simple compliment.

Duncan cleared his throat. “Um, my dad hates me,” he blurted out. “He hates that I always get in trouble. Apparently he likes to protect his reputation. He doesn’t want anyone to think of him as ‘the man with a troubled son.’ My mom thinks that I’m a good person. She doesn’t hate me.” He chuckled. “I’m really close with my grandma, though.”

“Really? Why?”

“She…taught—or forced to make me learn—Italian since I have Italian blood in me. So I guess that makes me bilingual. She’s a retired cop now and she taught me everything—how to stay strong, fighting techniques, being independent, and all those other stuff to prepare me for the future. She just knew that I would be someone who liked to fly solo, no babying crap.

“I ran away, but I told my grandma about it. I remember the exact words we both had together.

“‘I’m getting away from this hell-like piece of crap, Old Gran. Don’t worry, I’ll come back,’ I said.

“Then she ব্যক্ত this, and it really surprised me. ‘Duncan…I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I know your true reason behind it. I’ll pretend I don’t know where আপনি went. But I want আপনি to come back as soon as possible… I প্রণয় you, my little boy.’” Duncan felt tears coming out.

Courtney rested her forehead on his shoulder. “Oh, Duncan,” she whispered. “I’m… I don’t know what to say.”

Thankfully, the tears didn’t come pouring down. He hated crying and hasn’t cried since…like, forever. He turned to Courtney, smiling.

“Do আপনি have a picture of your parents?” he asked suddenly. “I just want to know how they look like so I can act easily around them.”

--

Courtney snorted at the thought, though she did have one in her wallet. “Why would I have a picture of my parents?” she asked, stalling. “That’s a strange piece of paper to put in your wallet.”

Duncan rolled his eyes. “Whatever, Princess. I know আপনি have a picture of them. I just want to know how they look like—if they’re ugly, I might yell out loud when I see them, so…just spare your life দ্বারা প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে me it.”

She did not want to প্রদর্শনী Duncan how her parents look like. She didn’t know why, but it seemed…dangerous for her to প্রদর্শনী the picture of her parents to Duncan. But she pushed away the bad feeling.

Courtney turned her head away from him. “Well…fine.” She pulled out her wallet from her bag—she didn’t know why she was carrying a bag—and opened the wallet. “Here’s how they look like.” She held the wallet out.

The car halted to a stop slowly at the red light. Duncan looked away from the road and looked at the picture. He gasped loudly.

“They’re not ugly!” Courtney snapped. “I mean, they look intimidating and all, but they are in no way unattractive!”

Duncan gulped. “That’s—that’s not what made me gasp, babe,” he sputtered out. “They’re—they’re—they’re—”

“Just spit it out already! You’re like Harold when he supposedly saw a monster behind me! Ugh, we do not need another coward nerd here!”

Duncan looked at Courtney with wide eyes. She doesn’t understand why Duncan was অভিনয় like he has seen a ghost. They may seem scary, but to Courtney they seem all right, she guessed. Then Duncan ব্যক্ত something that made her look shocked like him.

“They’re…the ones who put me in the prison I escaped.”

--
posted by trentgwenfan1
chris: i need this people to come with me now Gwen,Trent,Courtney,Lindsay,Duncan,Izzy,Owen,Tyler Sierra, and Cody
Duncan: man why do we need to go with him
chris: i have chose আপনি 10 campers to come to a bording school in England
Lindsay: why
Chris: i just did now your plan takes off at 7pm lands in 6am আপনি will be at the houes at 63oam আপনি have a ঘন্টা and a half to unpack and আপনি will meet me in the dinning room for more
THE পরবর্তি দিন AT THE HOUSE
chris: ok i have your room arangments the girls sleep on my left and the boys sleep on myy right Seirra and Lindsay আপনি share a room gwen and courtney...
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Chris: last time on Total Drama around the world: Rome! The birth place of tag. Here we played a friendly game of tag! Owen started it cause i likeing picking on the nice guy! the tag person went on and on to diffent people! Jordan found out that annie had a secret Boy friend! Jordan got mad and they broke up! when Jordan got it he taged annie at the last secound. so team Mexico হারিয়ে গেছে cause of Jordan! But it wasn't Jordan who left, scean we are iver in episodes, i had a dubble elmnation and it was Noah and Adrianne who got sent home! Leaving only Rochelle and Lulu for the Cody war! and team...
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*Theme সঙ্গীত plays*

Chris: Welcome to Total Drama Dead Rising!!!

Chris: and introducing my co-host CHUCK GREENE!!!

Chuck: yeah Im on this show!!

Chris: ok lets get to introducing our Contestants!

Chuck: they have been divided up into 4 groups of 2 and placed at যেভাবে খুশী stores in the mall!!

Chris: they will have to make it back to the নিরাপদ room with out dying

Chuck: if they get bitten দ্বারা the zombies we have the anti dote I think

Chris: lets play TERROR IS REALITY!!

*Camera goes to Stacey and Kurt in the Sports store*

Kurt: *scared* ahh man there everywhere out there

Stacey: oh calm down we can get out of...
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Welcome back to Total Drama High School,
Season 2! Let's pick up where we left off.
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Ilana: নমস্কার girls, welcome to the final 4!
All 4: YEAH! *High fives each other*
Ilana: The other girls may be disappointed to not be here,
so let's hear what they have to say:
**CONFESSIONALS**
Lexxi: I can't believe I'm not there!
Andrea: :'(
Kirby: Hmph. >:(
Rene: This sucks! D:
Corabella: I can't believe it...
Ashley: NAME STEALER! >:O ^^^
Celine: Oh, save it, আপনি brat.
Scout: Well, this sucks to not be there.
Sammy: :( I'm sad.
Annie: Hmph.
**END**
Ilana: So, how...
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posted by kimmylovesyou
 Name:Lupe dating: blake job: makeup artist **you will need to write more**
Name:Lupe dating: blake job: makeup artist **you will need to write more**
নমস্কার Everyone:
this artical is to get some new characters for my episodes on ইউটিউব named total drama college (watch my চলচ্ছবি my ইউটিউব name is kimmylovesyou707)so thats where আপনি guys come in i need আপনি guys to send me a picture of a total drama character that আপনি have edited to look diffrent(you changed hair eye color clother ECT.)
Please help me out the followingare the steps আপনি need to do !! :)
1.find me on ইউটিউব and subscribe to me!
2.send me a message on ইউটিউব (to my acount)or to my যন্ত্রপত্র kimberlycullen58@rocketmail.com
3.in the message say আপনি want to help me out also attach the picture of your character name dating job age ect.
4.watch my lastest nest thursday September ,2010
to see when i will anounce the winners

*Please note that your character willprobley not be used until episode 11*

i will place an exsample below

Thankyou for any help in advance

Love,
Kimmylovesyou
Total Drama Horror. Episode 1 Part 1.
"Child's play?'
 Chris:*Smirks.* Welcome! To Canada's very own Lake Wakwanakwa! অথবা as আপনি remember, Total Drama Island. The beginning of the Total Drama series. Oh, Look.. Here come our original 5 campers. 
 Courtney:*Frowning.* Hey.. *Jumps off the boat.* 
 Chris:*Shrugs.* Oh! And here's Gwen! 
Gwen: Oh, Bite me. 
 Chris: Alrighty, Trent! 
Trent: Hey, guys. 
 Chris: Duncan! 
Duncan:*Scowls.* Another shot at ****
Chris: Izzy!
 Izzy:*Swinging on a vine.* Hello! 
 Chris:*Sighs.* Anyway! On with our new members of Total Drama. Zoey! 
 Zoey:*Jumps off the...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Tyler and Lindsay were sitting on the পালঙ্ক watching TDWT. They were both out of the competition.
"Hey Linds, don't আপনি think that Courtney is getting a leeeetle too crazy?"
"Uh, her? Yeah!"
Bridgette came in. She just finished hosting the aftermath.
"Have আপনি guys seen Duncan yet? He is SUCH a womanizer! I'm glad I ended up with Geoff instead."
Geoff came in, and he was holding two glasses of punch. He gave one to Bridgette, and stood পরবর্তি to her.
"Gwen is অভিনয় so odd latley! Have আপনি seen her পরবর্তি to Courtney, they were almost in a catfight!"
The four stayed silent for quite some time. A couple...
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Chris: Okay everybody your first challange is...

Desiree: I WANNA BE A NINETAILS! NOT A MEOWTH!

Chris: Fine! But your the last person to get a change of pokemon! DRINK THIS! *gives desiree water* DRINK IT ALL!

Desiree: *drinks water and turns into a ninetails* OMG! AWESOMENESS!

Chris: okay anyway, lets get onto our challange! Our challange is a talent প্রদর্শনী where only 3 members from each team will participate!

Sofie: um exactly what type of talent প্রদর্শনী are আপনি talking about.

Chris: A pokemon talent show,In a pokemon talent প্রদর্শনী আপনি will use your attacks to make a wonderfull প্রদর্শনী that will impress...
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*Confessions*
Rayven:*sigh* as much as i প্রণয় him ..... Duncan, because he made us loose....

Jax: see ya later man!

Courtney: I am not voting off Duncan! Zoey wrote the song, so Bye bye Zoey!

Zoey: Courtney. I like her but I dont wanna see Duncan leave.

Leeroy : I guess I'll vote off Duncan,because he didn't sing

Megan : I guess Duncan cause he doesnt sing...

Avan: I’ll………. I’ll say Duncan bye bye!

*Over*

Chris: Ok আপনি all voted! thease people had no votes......... Jax
Gwen
Owen
Leeroy
Izzy
Megan
Jax,Gwen,Owen,Leeroy,Izzy,Megan: Boo ya!
Chris: down to the finale 6! Thease people had 1 vote Zoey,...
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Rochelle: 0k this is total drama beach! This season we are haveing 24 contestents! here they come! I'll call them out দ্বারা ones! First is Leigh!
Leigh: Hi! are আপনি Rochelle?
Rochelle: yes yes i am!
Leigh: well nice to meet you!
Rochelle: Me too! পরবর্তি is Ray!
Ray: Hi Rochelle! I rember আপনি from total drama crazy! your the host now?
Rochelle: yep! রশ্মি is reterning back from Totak drama crazy!
Leigh: Hi i'm leigh!
Ray: I'm Ray!
Rochelle: 0k পরবর্তি is Amy!
Amy: Hi i'm Rochelle!
rochelle: Hi amy!
Amy: নমস্কার guys!
Ray+Leigh: Hi!
Rochelle: I wonder where all the boys are? oh here's one it's the hot boy of them all justin!...
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I stared blankly at the screens. Me! He means me! I nearly fainted. When we got back to the Justice Building here in the Capitol, I went up on the roof. I wasn’t alone. “So, when did ever since আপনি can remember start?” I asked Trent. “Well, when we were 5, my dad told me that he used to like your mom. But she fell for a coal miner that when he sang, even the mockingjays would quiet down to listen. When আপনি sang for the class that same year, the birds did stop to listen. So basically, that’s when it started.” He replied. “Who did আপনি think that I liked?” I asked him. “Isn’t...
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My eyes flooded with tears when my smooth pale skin skidded across the rubber mat. I screamed until a concerned 30 বছর old woman trotted over [as fast as আপনি can run in high heals] to these two children.
"Minora, sweetie! What ever happened?" she took my small hands and pulled me to stand. My big blue eyes squinted the tears away, and my whole face turned into an icy glare as I pointed to one, small 6 বছর old boy, Duncan.
"He hit me!" I shrieked.
"I did not!" he protested. "I simply... high-fived your face."
"Duncan...!" Ms. Everstone choked. She new good and well not to harm this boy, for his...
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posted by Random9747649
"That was the worst night of my life!" Courtney complained stepping back through the door. Duncan and Gwen were laughing behind her as they walked back to the underworld. Courtney turned on them, her face full of anger;"How could আপনি sit there and watch people die and then collect their souls!"

Gwen chuckled, "I told আপনি she wouldn't be able to handle it" she ব্যক্ত to Duncan. "Courtney, the people are going to die anyway! আপনি should see it when we have to take a life of a child অথবা a unborn baby. It's sad but someone has to do it. Gwen padded Courtney on her arm, "At least you're not the one who...
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posted by Trent-lover123
 Ranma:help me
Ranma:help me
Roxy:Thanks for পাঠ করা the last revuing of the পরবর্তি episode. Ranma:oh so your the one who wrought them. Shampoo:HHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIYYYYAAA!(kicks riana down hard)Riana:Owwwwwwww!!!! Starr:owch. Shampoo:stay way from from ranma tramp girl অথবা me kill you. Riana:DEAL!!!! Shampoo:you call that a চুম্বন ha. Riana:you can do better. Shampoo:mmmh... (kinda makes out ranma) Riana:Oh my god..... Ranma:what hell!!! Shampoo:oh ranma. (snuggles ranma) Ranmas dad:come on boy lets practis fighting. Ranma:YEAH LETS DO THAT RIGHT NOW!!! Shampoo:no fight. Ranma:sorry I got to practis hee hee. Christy:wow I...
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One দিন Duncan ate some ice-cream, then Courtney came and liked him. Duncan screamed like a girl, and ran away to Argentina, where he kissed Chris. Chris ব্যক্ত "Man, that was gay!" And Chris sued for Duncan's boxers, and Chris won. Then Chris kissed Duncan again(this time he ment to), then Duncan became horny becuase Chris is hoyt and Courtney's just a lesbian, and Courtney ran away with Gwen to start a new life. They moved to California to get a lesbian marrige. They adopted two beautiful children. So they commitited suicide. Noah killed Courtney and Gwen. Noah got arested, but when he won...
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Chris: And we are here for ...

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND GOES TO BRITAIN!

*private jet lands*

Chris: And our first gal ... Lauren!

Lauren: *walks out* Yay!!! Ima home!
Candace: *walks out* rrr your such an annoying sis Lauren!
Lauren: ^.^

*a falling-apart plane lands*

*plane hits ground*

*everyone walks out of plane*

Megan: Ow! প্রথমপাতা hurts!
Justin: Just what i thought. Lauren lives in a crappy unknown town of retarded people. It's so good i'm here to, আপনি know, make the town আরো sexy with my good looks. *smiles*
Lauren: *Hits Justin round the head several times* Dont *hits* Say *hits* That *hits* About *hits*...
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*piano*
All of my my hate cannot be bound, i will not be drowned দ্বারা your thoughtless scheming. Now আপনি can try to tar me down, beat me to the ground, i will see আপনি screaming.
*guitar n' drums*
Thumbing through the pages of my fantasy, pushing all the mercy down, down, down. i wanna see আপনি try to take a দোল at me come on, gonna put আপনি down on the ground, ground, ground. WHY ARE আপনি TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME? আপনি THINK ITS FUNNY?, WHAT THE F!CK আপনি THINK ITS DOING TO ME? আপনি TAKE YOUR TURN LASHING OUT AT ME, I WANT আপনি CRYING WITH YOUR DIRTY গাধা IN FRONT OF ME! ALL OF MY HATE CANNOT BE BOUND,...
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On 10/12/09 Duncan and his বন্ধু Courtney, Geoff and bridgette went on a hiking trip around total drama island to find the million dollars that was hidden on the island দ্বারা the notorious gangster Chris Mclean. What they found wasnt human.

This is there story.

*camera turns on*

Courtney: Bridgette is it on?

Bridgette: yeah its rolling

Courtney: get some vid of me and duncan

Duncan: stop with all this lovey dubby stuff.

Duncan: were going out to find the money.

Geoff: and party till we cant party no more.

Bridgette: okay guys lets go

3:30PM ON THE NORTHERN SIDE OF THE ISLAND-

Courtney: come on duncan...
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*Chris Narrating* “Last Time On Total Related Island Lia Was Eliminated. We All Knew Andi Would Be নিরাপদ Cuz She Had Invincibility! With The 4th Camper Out Who Will Crack Under The Pressure On Total Related Island!”
I Wanna Be Famous……..
Sky: “Woo-Hoo Alright! Bring It On Chef!”
Alex: “Ya! Go Us!”
Heather: “Whatever, Freaks!”
Alex And Sky: “I Wouldn’t Be Talking Miss: Can Anyone Come In Here And Shave My Back?”
Heather: *Growls*
Sumer: “Yea আপনি Tell Her Guys!”
Both Of The Katie’s: “Wtf? Oh Yeah, Sumer Hates Heather.”
Andi: “Well, I Like Heather. But I Hate Courtney!”...
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ok so here are the teams-Juno


THE SCREAMING GOFFERS
Keira,
Vannessa,
Ava,
Andi,
Tappy,
Summer

THE KILLER BASS
Katie,
Theresa,
Andrea,
Kaitlan,
Kylie,
Jared,
Dawn

hope আপনি like who your with because your staying with eachother for the whole summer ok now everyone প্রতিবেদন to the mess hall-Juno

(At the mess hall)
kylie is that you-duncan
*hugs kylie*-duncan
oh hi duncan-kylie
HAY HANDS OFF MY MAN!!!!!-Courtney
*beats up Kylie*-courtney
hay courtney আপনি could get fired for that-Juno
Sorry just i dont want her touching him-courtney
Courtney its ok she's my x-girlfriend-duncan
oh,sorry Kylie-courtney
it's ok (i guess)-kylie...
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