[Courtney's car runs out of gas in front of an old mansion full of dust and cobwebs]
D:Great we ran out of gas.
T:Look an old mansion!
C:There's probably zombies in there.
G:It's either deal with the zombies in the mansion অথবা deal with the hundreds of zombies.
D:What's it going to be Princess?
C:Fine.
[They cautiously walk through the door.They start hearing moaning sounds]
C:Who's there?
D:Zombies.Time for a স্ল্যাশ fest.
[A blonde comes from a door unexpectedly]
Monica:Hi!I'm Monica!
G:Hi!Before we get acquainted can we look for bite marks.
M:I wasn't bitten দ্বারা a zombie.
C:You know about the zombies?
M:Yeah.So does my sister.
G,C,T,D:Sister?
M:[loudly]Yeah!Those stupid moans are coming from my stupid sister.
[Out of nowhere a girl scares the guys from behind]
Scarlet:Don't call me stupid!Hi,I'm Scarlet.
T:Where did আপনি come from?
S:The ceiling.
G:You have powers?
S:Yes because I'm a vampire with a killer scarf while my sister always switches her weapon from baseball bat to a machine gun.
T&D:Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
D:You a vampire?Ha ha ha.
T:No,a vampire with a killer scarf.Ha ha ha.
S:Don't mess with me অথবা I'll bite.
C:Maybe we should get acquainted.
M:What for we saw আপনি on the প্রদর্শনী so we already know your names.
M:How about we give আপনি guys weapons?[worried]
C:That would be nice.
M:Scarlet remember those toys we used to play with.
S:Yeah?
M:Bring them.
[Scarlet go to a nearby closet and get out a box of toys]
S:Let's see we have my broken scythe from Halloween,mom's teacher pointer,your zulu spear ,and a gun.
G:You guys played with a gun?
M:Yeah.So.It's not like we killed anybody.
S:What about Mr.Jenkins?
M:Shut it.Anyways Courtney আপনি an have the zulu spear,Gwen,you get the teacher pointer,Duncan,you get the broken scythe ,and Trent gets the gun.
D:He gets a gun while we get toys!?
S:Shut Up!It's just a popgun.
G:Then how did আপনি kill that Mr.Jenkins guy?
S:The person who seems to be Ms.Goody Two Shoes shot the cork into his brain ,but right now it's time for magic.
M:Anyways here's the fun part.Gwen;Courtney;Hold out your fingers.
[Monica take a pin and stick them in there index fingers]
C&G:Ow!
M::Now rub the blood from your fingers onto the toys.
[Courtney's spear becomes real and Gwen's pointer turns into a sword]
G&C:Cool!
[Trent and Duncan hold out their fingers]
S:What are yo guys doing?
T:We're waiting for আপনি to stick a pin in our fingers.
M:Well boys need আরো power so-
[Scarlet bite the guys on their arms]
T&D:OWWWWWWW!!
M:you need আরো blood.
S:Rub it on the toys so আপনি an stop bleeding.
M:Well this will take some time.
D:Great we ran out of gas.
T:Look an old mansion!
C:There's probably zombies in there.
G:It's either deal with the zombies in the mansion অথবা deal with the hundreds of zombies.
D:What's it going to be Princess?
C:Fine.
[They cautiously walk through the door.They start hearing moaning sounds]
C:Who's there?
D:Zombies.Time for a স্ল্যাশ fest.
[A blonde comes from a door unexpectedly]
Monica:Hi!I'm Monica!
G:Hi!Before we get acquainted can we look for bite marks.
M:I wasn't bitten দ্বারা a zombie.
C:You know about the zombies?
M:Yeah.So does my sister.
G,C,T,D:Sister?
M:[loudly]Yeah!Those stupid moans are coming from my stupid sister.
[Out of nowhere a girl scares the guys from behind]
Scarlet:Don't call me stupid!Hi,I'm Scarlet.
T:Where did আপনি come from?
S:The ceiling.
G:You have powers?
S:Yes because I'm a vampire with a killer scarf while my sister always switches her weapon from baseball bat to a machine gun.
T&D:Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
D:You a vampire?Ha ha ha.
T:No,a vampire with a killer scarf.Ha ha ha.
S:Don't mess with me অথবা I'll bite.
C:Maybe we should get acquainted.
M:What for we saw আপনি on the প্রদর্শনী so we already know your names.
M:How about we give আপনি guys weapons?[worried]
C:That would be nice.
M:Scarlet remember those toys we used to play with.
S:Yeah?
M:Bring them.
[Scarlet go to a nearby closet and get out a box of toys]
S:Let's see we have my broken scythe from Halloween,mom's teacher pointer,your zulu spear ,and a gun.
G:You guys played with a gun?
M:Yeah.So.It's not like we killed anybody.
S:What about Mr.Jenkins?
M:Shut it.Anyways Courtney আপনি an have the zulu spear,Gwen,you get the teacher pointer,Duncan,you get the broken scythe ,and Trent gets the gun.
D:He gets a gun while we get toys!?
S:Shut Up!It's just a popgun.
G:Then how did আপনি kill that Mr.Jenkins guy?
S:The person who seems to be Ms.Goody Two Shoes shot the cork into his brain ,but right now it's time for magic.
M:Anyways here's the fun part.Gwen;Courtney;Hold out your fingers.
[Monica take a pin and stick them in there index fingers]
C&G:Ow!
M::Now rub the blood from your fingers onto the toys.
[Courtney's spear becomes real and Gwen's pointer turns into a sword]
G&C:Cool!
[Trent and Duncan hold out their fingers]
S:What are yo guys doing?
T:We're waiting for আপনি to stick a pin in our fingers.
M:Well boys need আরো power so-
[Scarlet bite the guys on their arms]
T&D:OWWWWWWW!!
M:you need আরো blood.
S:Rub it on the toys so আপনি an stop bleeding.
M:Well this will take some time.
As আপনি may of have guessed দ্বারা the title, আপনি can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be ব্যক্ত for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be ব্যক্ত for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.