Hi, my name is Jonas. I'm thirteen. I'm...well, not what আপনি would consider normal.
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the কনভার্স store পরবর্তি door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say মেষ ভ্যাম্পায়ার Rock on them. Yeah, I প্রণয় the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with মেষ that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into মেষ ভ্যাম্পায়ার that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of কোকাকোলা left from an বছর পূর্বে shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or আপনি shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
Jonas's glass of Coke