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Alice: *giggles*
edward: ali, whats so funny?
alice: oh its nothing *busts out laughing*
bella: *asks cautiously* what is it alice?
alice: my vision. i can see that আপনি and edward are going to have a problem and it just played out for me
bella: oh-no..
alice: oh yes, edward will tell আপনি what he just saw
edward: bella, প্রণয় we better get out of here..
bella: whats going on?.... Alice Cullen আপনি better tell me whats going on before i get the box!
alice: oh so scary *rolls her eyes* mike is coming!
bella: AHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!
jasper: *door rings* i'll get it! *smiling as he walks to the door*
bella: NO WAIT TIL I GET OUT! *tries to get out the back door*
*jasper উত্তর the door*
mike: BELLA, BABY WHERE ARE আপনি GOING?
bella; away from you
*mike steps in*
edward *jumps in front of him and growls*
mike: bella, babay why are আপনি here at the cullens, আপনি need to be প্রথমপাতা with me.
bella: excuse me! im married and thank the lord it aint to you
mike: oh baby dont be like that
edward: she can be how ever she wants to be and stop with this baby crap, she aint your baby!
mike: YES SHE IS! আপনি WANNA FIGHT FOR HER CULLEN!
edward:WHY FIGHT WHEN I ALREADY HAVE HER!
mike: আপনি dont have her! bella, baby, tell him that আপনি belong to me, now hun who are আপনি married to? *smiles cause he thinks she gonna say his name*
bella:FIRST OF ALL, IM NOT YOUR BABY,HUN, অথবা WHATEVER PET NAME আপনি GOT. SECOND, IM MARRIED TO EDWARD ABD IM FOREVER HIS. GOT IT DOG?!
edward: did আপনি understand that newton!
mike: *laughs* she got an imagination doesnt she! com on baby, lets get আপনি home. আপনি need a few hours in my room, with some champainge, and some sexy pjs *reaches for her*
UGH! DONT TOUCH ME! *slaps mike*
mike: oo i like them fiesty
edward: *graps mike দ্বারা the shirt* TOUCH HER AGAIN AND I WILL NEUTER YOU!
mike: well i geuss im going to die tonight because me and bella have a appointment to intend to *winks at bella*
bella: *glares* kill him.
edward: GLADLY!
carlise: no edward dont!
mike: *while edward is talking to carlisle, he runs and tackles bella and tries to চুম্বন her* come one baby, one little kiss..
bella: * holding his face away from hers*
EDWARD HELP ME!
edward: HOLD ON প্রণয় IM COMING! * charges with on of those তারকা wars light up sword and yells like tarzan* (srry i know he wouldnt do that but work with us here..)
bella: oh lord.
mike: oh like thats going to do anything* leans down and tries স্নেহ চুম্বন her again8
bella: ugh, im tired of this. GET OFF ME! *knocks him out* GET OUT MY FACE! GET OUT MY HOUSE< GET OUT MY LIFE BEFORE I দুশ্চরিত্রা SLAP আপনি TO MEXICO!
*yells and fumes*
edward: THERE আপনি GO LOVE!
mike: i thought আপনি loved me? * cries* thats fine i'll give আপনি some মহাকাশ then i'll come back পরবর্তি week
bella: *asks cautiously* when পরবর্তি week?
mike: অথবা could i come back tomorrow love?
bella: oh yea sure.. NOW GET OUT! *kicks mike outside and slams the door* edward, you're taking me somewhere far away tomorrow, i dont care where just away from here!
edward: hang on * runs outside* NOW IF আপনি EVER COME BACK HERE I WILL HURT আপনি ABD YOUR FAMILY!
mike: * runs screaming like a girl* MOMMY!
edward: *chuckles and comes in and sits দ্বারা bella*
bella: oh finally he's gone! im stressed. wanna go "color"? (a/n: its the same thing as checkers)
edward: heck yes love! *grabs bella and runs to the cottage*
alice: well thre they go.. *gives jasper a look*
jasper: *looks back*
alice: আপনি wanna do something?
jasper: *runs and grabs alice and runs up the stairs*
alice: baby. thats not what i meant
jasper: aww man! * walks back down the stairs and sets her down* what did আপনি mean?
emmett: *walks in* নমস্কার everyone
alice: i wanna go SHOPPING!hey emmett.
emmett: OMGH! I WANNA GO TOO! I FOUND THE CUTEST SHOES THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT ON ME AND YOU< BECAUSE OF OUR BODY SHAPES GURL!. THE GUYS WOULD KILL TO GET US!
rosalie: ummmm....awkward
emmett: THE ONLY THING THATS AWKWARD IN THIS ROOM IS YOUR CUP SIZE! HUN GIVE IT UP, আপনি CANT WEAR THOSE BRAS, BECAUSE আপনি ARE JUST SAGGING!
rosalie: UH EXCUSE ME, আপনি AINT THE ONE TO TALK CAUSE WITH YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS, আপনি NEED A SIZE 44D!
emmett: EQUEZZE ME? I FIT INTO A SIZE 49B, SO UGH MISS 99C!
rosalie: *looks shocked*
emmett: *shakes his head* JASPER STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS< IT AINT MY FAULT আপনি CANT GET SOME!! rose baby im sorry!
rosalie: WHATEVER DONT BLAME THAT ON JASPER! FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT IM GETTING THE BOX! SO GRAP YOUR DUCKY!
emmett: rose i প্রণয় আপনি please! jasper tell her!
jasper* staring into alice's eyes*
emmett: smacks the back of jasper's head* TELL HER আপনি এমো স্টাইল PERSON! (a/n: we nothing against এমো স্টাইল people)
alice: he isnt এমো স্টাইল and how could he do that to your emotions whens he's busy looking at me and every thought he has had right now is about me!
emmett: what now আপনি can read minds?!
alice: *still looking at jasper* no edward told me
jasper: its true!
emmett: EDWARD IS AT THE COTTAGE GETTING HIS GROOVE ON, WHY WOULD HE CARE WHAT YALL ARE DOING?! GOSH I SWEAR আপনি GUYS ARE NUTS!
alice: * snaps her head up* WHAT?! DUDE IM NOT NUT ! AND HE'S NOT GETTING HIS GROOVE ON!
emmett: uh-huh!
alice: prove it!
emmett: go look!
alice: i rather not..
emmett: yes আপনি would! * pushes her to the cottage*
alice: NO EMMETT!
emmett: bella looks so sexy when shes naked
rosalie: THATS IT EMMETT GET IN THE DARN BOX.... AFTER আপনি PROVE THAT TO ALICE!
alice: NO PLEASE DONT!
emmett: * pushes her through their bedroom*
alice: *covers her eyes* no emmett!
bella: AHHH ALICE WHAT ARE আপনি DOING!
alice: *still has her hands over her eyes* im sorry bella emmett pushed me in here..
rosalie: edward cover up!
edward: no this is my house, i can run around naked if i wanted to! if আপনি dont like it then আপনি can leave!
rosalie* sits on the end of the bed*
edward: rosalie get off my bed! alice leave your interrupting things1
alice: im sorry its not like i wanted to be dragged here! * runs outside*
bella: IF আপনি DONT LIVE HERE GET OUT!
*rose leaves*
emmett: * starring at bella* ummm bella....your sheet ....fell...wow আপনি have a great bod..
edward: GET OUT!
emmett: NO আপনি JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
bella: AHHH1 I'VE JUST BEEN VIOLATED!! GET OUT!!
emmett: * chuckles and pulls the sheet off of bella and edward* WHOO HOO!
bella and edward: AHH CARLISLE! ESME! EMMETT IS INTERRUPTING OUR COLORING SESSION AND VIOLATING ME(BELLA)
edward: YEA OUR COLORING PAGE GOT INTERRUPTED AND DRWN ON দ্বারা THE UGLIEST PEN EVER (emmett)
bella: eddy poo i dont want him to see me naked..
emmett: too lake. and bella you're fine! no wonder eddt here always want to tap that!
bella: well thanks but GET OUT!
emmett: how many times a week? *winks*
rosalie: oh emmett. the box is ready for you! emmett: im busy right now!
edward: why are আপনি worried about it? go play with rosalie অথবা something
emmett: i want to know if you're good অথবা not
rosalie: EMMETT! GET আপনি AND YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS HERE NOW!
emmett: NO! AND THEY'RE NOT SAGGY, THY ARE PERFECTLY PERKY!
rosalie: ewww...
bella: hes better than you.*mumbles* for a one-hundred and eight বছর old virgin
edward: নমস্কার im not that anymore!
emmett: how many times?!
edward: if i tell আপনি will আপনি get out?
emmett: sure
edward: everyday...now get out!
emmett: NICE!
bella: emmett,get out before i call jessica and lauren on আপনি *grins evilly*
emmett: IM OUT!
edward: thank you! *to bella*
now where were we?... i think i know * smiles*
* 2 hours later*
bella: we need to check on nessie
edward: cant it wait?
bella: maybe later honey
edward: you're right, but i dont want us to be done, but its a wise decision* hurries and gets dressed* প্রণয় why dont আপনি get dressed
bella: ok *stands in the closet* um i dont know what to wear..
edward: her let me help * sniffs out blue jeans and a t-shirt* i want my girl to be comfortable* hands her the clothes*
bella: aww thanks honey* kisses him passionly*
nessie: * walks দ্বারা the room* EWWW I'VE BEEN SCARRED!AHH! *runs off*
edward: umm love.. i think we just scarred our little girl...i think its time for the talk
bella: the talk?! he's just a baby!
edward: she's 10.
bella: fine* walks out the room* nessie your dad wants to talk to you
* nessie walks into the room cautiously and 10 মিনিট later*
bella: * walks back in the room* how'd it go?
nessie: * her face is blank*
edward: i think it went well.. i just hope she understands it..
*emmett walks in eating a banana*
nessie: AHHH!
bella: calm down baby! * calms her* আপনি used the কলা example didnt আপনি edward?
edward: maybe..
*rosalie walks in eating a corndog*
nessie: AHHHHHH!
* jasper walks in eating a doughnut*
nessie: OH MY GOSH AHHHHHHHH!*runs out the room*
bella: আপনি used the খাবার example?! that a bad way to explain that kind of stuff! oh my poor baby, she's scarred for life now.
nessie: *from her room* YEAH I AM!
bella:...... why are আপনি all eating human খাবার anyway?..
emmett, jasper, and rosalie: we felt like it
bella: okay...
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heres chapter 4 and দিন 3. hope আপনি enjoyed it! =)
it was terrifying when i got the furst smell of her. the thoughts just could not be stopped the thought of loring her trapping her drinking her blood. Her smell was just so over powering it was so hard not to jump up and attic her drink her blood.
when class was over i just had to get out of there. when i got out of the class. after school i went to the office to get my scaggual changed she was there in the office the thoughts came back "never mind then" i ব্যক্ত "i can see that it is impassable then" i'll just suffer then.
When i was out side it was ezer to deal with the thoughts. on the why প্রথমপাতা to drop them off.after they were close to প্রথমপাতা i whet to carlile and touled him i was leving and i gone for days
when class was over i just had to get out of there. when i got out of the class. after school i went to the office to get my scaggual changed she was there in the office the thoughts came back "never mind then" i ব্যক্ত "i can see that it is impassable then" i'll just suffer then.
When i was out side it was ezer to deal with the thoughts. on the why প্রথমপাতা to drop them off.after they were close to প্রথমপাতা i whet to carlile and touled him i was leving and i gone for days
end of chapter 3!!
"Umm Bella I think আপনি should come and see this..."
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I flew down the stairs and into the living room just behind Edward.
"What is it?" I asked quietly.
"This is what the contraption does." He hissed stepping to the side.
"I tilted my head to the side to examine the bloodied lump closer. It was Phil. I backed away gasping.
Edward extended his arm and a note was clasped in his hand.
I grabbed the note and scanned it.
'dear Bella, this is what the rigging does. আপনি have ten মিনিট to get your mothers off. I get bored easily.
P.s and be careful where আপনি pull, আপনি dont know what might pop out.'
Then there was an unearthly shreik, It grated the insides of my eardrums. My thoughts caught up with my feet at the শীর্ষ of the stairs.
I punched the door out of my way and shreiked a snarl at what i saw...
"Umm Bella I think আপনি should come and see this..."
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I flew down the stairs and into the living room just behind Edward.
"What is it?" I asked quietly.
"This is what the contraption does." He hissed stepping to the side.
"I tilted my head to the side to examine the bloodied lump closer. It was Phil. I backed away gasping.
Edward extended his arm and a note was clasped in his hand.
I grabbed the note and scanned it.
'dear Bella, this is what the rigging does. আপনি have ten মিনিট to get your mothers off. I get bored easily.
P.s and be careful where আপনি pull, আপনি dont know what might pop out.'
Then there was an unearthly shreik, It grated the insides of my eardrums. My thoughts caught up with my feet at the শীর্ষ of the stairs.
I punched the door out of my way and shreiked a snarl at what i saw...
