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আপনি Know You're পাঠ করা Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of আপনি who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no ভ্যাম্পায়ার and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 সেকেন্ড after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re পাঠ করা a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: অথবা Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story অথবা a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I প্রণয় you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 সেকেন্ড before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella বার্বি and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is অথবা what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her দ্বারা Alice অথবা Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with সঙ্গীত and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time অথবা another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The লেখক will almost always sneak in at least one book অথবা movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out দ্বারা Edward watching her sleep

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Romeo and Juilet hated eachother (or did they?)

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards pov
There was something about her; that made me feel different. When we are parteners in everything; she hates it. I think she is hiding the fact that secretly she likes it. I am Edward Cullen and I am parterners with Bella রাজহাঁস for everything. She isn't so bad. But today; she হারিয়ে গেছে it, when the teacher ব্যক্ত these words...

(Drama teacher) "As আপনি know; there will be a play soon. It's going to be Romeo and Juilet. We decided that this বছর the roles go to... Bella and Edward." She smiled. Bella groaned. I don't really understand her problem. I am nice to her; when we work together. (And...

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Servant

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas pov
I don't know what is worse. My life অথবা the person I serve.... "Servant Swan? Where are you?!" He shouted. That was my Master Edward Cullen. I never say his name though to his face. That would be disrespectful, and it would land me punishment. How did I get here as a servant, and who is my cruel master? Well it all began...

Flashback
I was enjoying myself পাঠ করা on a park bench; when all of a sudden, a girl with long blonde hair, came up to me. "Are আপনি Bella Swan?" She asked. I was confused; at how she knew my name. She was younge; and she wore a young black ছদ্মবেশ with a hood. Mysterious....

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Time kidnapper (Chapter 11)

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

I won't bore আপনি guys about excuses as to why I haven't written in so long (I know I always take a month...) But I am Sorry about the fact that I write so slowly (I just get addicted to some Fanfic's on here, and I can't write until I finish them).I would also just like to thank Halunik again because without her I would have never been able to write/type this chapter, And thanks for the pushes for me to write quicker... I try. Also thank আপনি too everyone who's reads my story and মতামত it means alot to me.
Hope আপনি enjoy, this chapter was the hardest one so far to write.

Bella's POV

We were...

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Neighbourly প্রণয় part 5

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
"Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I'll be waiting all thats left to do is run..." I sang the Taylor সত্বর song. I feel very loved up right now, that I didn't know I had an audience. "So আপনি would wait for me; for a long time? Nice voice as well." He teased and laughed. That was embarrasing. I was in my room, গান গাওয়া a song, then out of no where, my boyfriend appears and jokes with me. He ran up to me where we so close together, when I was blushing really madly. "How did you-?" I started to question. He smiled and spoke ever so sweetly. "Part, of being a vampire, আপনি have...

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Aithne Chapter 1

posted by teamalice_0

AN: I’m লেখা again, I got this story in my head and it seems interesting to me. I hope আপনি guys like it, if I get enough মতামত and if আপনি guys say আপনি like it I will continue it;
-teamalice_0
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When I was about 8, right before my mother left me and my dad, she sat me down in my room and told me something.I want আপনি to remember everything আপনি see around you, colors, people, everything আপনি possibly can. Your life will change and that will come in handy. Goodbye Isabella. at the time she told me this I didn’t understand what she meant by...

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Robert Pattinson Explains Why He Turned Down Simon Cowell

posted by fatoshleo

Twilight তারকা Robert Pattinson turned down a lucrative record deal with Simon Cowell because he was convinced no one would like his music.

The actor, who plays guitar and piano, and composes his own songs, has rejected offers from several major সঙ্গীত companies and admits former American Idol judge Cowell was desperate to recruit him for his own firm.

But Pattinson insists he wouldn’t fit in with the reality TV star’s talent roster — because Cowell only works with artists who are popular with the public.

He says, “I প্রণয় Simon, I think he...

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The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever...

Just a job কোঁচ, কোঁচ, gig fanfic 3#

posted by KatiiCullen94

I read the script, পাঠ করা down the creased page, held দ্বারা all the buffer men before me. WHAT I AM DOING HERE!, i seriously cant hope that I'm going to get this part. I mean, Edward Cullen is a perfection, i don't even see anything in myself. read further.
Edward and Bella passionately চুম্বন on Bella's bed
WHAT? i gotta do what? With her? Kristen? oh god please help me and protect me from my embarrassment.This is the reason why i'm still single, because im a dork and cause well, i can't really kiss,. again adding to my hypothesis, why am i seriously here!! if there was a ডেস্ক in here i would be...

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Have I met the right one? 2

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
Weeks passed; and প্রণয় was in the air for Edward and I. We went to theatre trips, took horse and carriges ride together. I think he could be the one for me. It's not like I need to go through আরো men. That stopped after the ball. Eventhough, it wasn't exactly how I pictured it, still সিন্ড্রেলা got her Prince Charming. Today Edward took me to the beautiful park we went to when we first met. It was so romantic. We stopped at a blossom বৃক্ষ and he picked a rose for me. There was no need to tell me how he felt, about me. It's a romantic traddition in this century, that if your lover...

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Torture

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
"Where is Edward?" The Voltori shouted. Why should I give up on him. I am being held here, (in Italy,) And the Voltori are holding me captive. "Where is he?" Aro creeply asked. I never thought, he has got so much madness in him. "I'll never tell not in a million years. Not in a billion years." I shouted. Knowing, them they will torture me, till I give up. "You know Bella, আপনি are still human, and all it takes to kill আপনি is one accidental; slip to the throat ." Marcus warned. I could feel his breath on my slender throat. "Over my dead body." I said. Jane, (being Jane,) wanted to...

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THE IMPENDING STORM – TWILIGHT 5 - chapter1

posted by emilykuru

THE IMPENDING STORM – TWILIGHT 5

1. LOOMING VISIONS

As morning dawned, I turned to look outside. It wasn’t sunny but definitely not rainy. We couldn’t hold the hope of going to the town to see Charlie today.

As I gazed outside, Bella came in front of me with Nessie in her hand. “Ready to go see our family?” I smiled. “We cannot be here without them, can we?” She smiled back too.

She looked dazzling when she smiled. A few rays of sunlight which managed to come through the clouds, made her skin sparkle. I touched her hand and felt its smooth texture. Then I took Nessie form her...

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Met at a wedding -should we really be enemies? Part 3

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards POV
I must put the plan in action! The only প্রশ্ন is how. School? It's a bit risky because everyone in a town this small knows everyones history. I tried the best to get Bella out of my head; but I couldn't. Somehow my prayes were answered as the doorbell rang. "I'll get it." I yelled so no one would get up. Slowley, I drew back the door and to my surprise... "Bella? What are আপনি doing here?" I questioned. I didn't mind it but we all realised the trouble we could get in to. "Esme, I am just going for a walk outside. someone from school is here to ask about the spanish homework."...

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RUN Bad beggening 5

posted by renesmee567

edward pov.

"what happened alice please tell me"isaid angrily," i can ashore আপনি she isn't dead but..."alice tralied off,"but wat"i ব্যক্ত softly.
"volturi have her"alice ব্যক্ত very angry.emse gasp
.then we all stould in silents then rosalie broke the silents,"so..... what do we do now"she ask alice,alice awser shoked all of us"we wait for bella to call so wait a second"1 সেকেন্ড later carlise's phone rang it was bella's phone number,but it wasn't bella becauseface changed red then he ব্যক্ত "aro how did u get this number?"
then he put him on speaker and then he said"bella" .............

srry that i didn't write sooner,i got the flu but i good now!!

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Time kidnapper (Chapter 10)

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

Hey! Thanks for all the comments. I hope আপনি guys are liking my অনুরাগী fic. Thank আপনি so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so much Halunik for helping me :)

Edward's POV

I slowly unfolded the piece of paper. I could hear everyone was anxious to read the letter.
The first thing I saw was the curly লেখা again. I read the letter out loud.

"Dear Cullen's
Hi, my name is Tash. I am truly sorry that I have taken Bella away from আপনি all, but it's the only thing I could do. See the future of all Vampire's in Danger and the only one who can save us all, is you're precious Bella." I paused, Emmett chuckled.
"I never...

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Latest ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn’ Casting News

posted by mitchie19

Few names have popped up this week, when we talk about Breaking Dawn’s casting. Continue পাঠ করা and read an info that we found from Twilight Examiner.

* Mackenzie Foy, “Renesmee”: Entertainment Weekly announced Tuesday that Mackenzie Foy was “inches away” from becoming “Renesmee.” That, of course, does not mean the ink is dry, so until that information is confirmed, it’s still what would probably be called “premature.” Since the news, though, fansites have been on the prowl to try and uncover tape of Foy in action, and প্রদত্ত her limited resume, the finds are pretty impressive....

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Twelve)

posted by moolah

Chapter Twelve:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
Do আপনি know how on the first তারিখ you’ll get flowers? And আপনি say they’re beautiful, and then two days later they die? Well, that’s what happened to my stomach. My stomach was skinny, small, and sexy. At least I thought the sexy part. But whenever I woke up in the morning I placed a hand on my stomach. And felt a small bump. This causing me to SCREAM bloody murder. Dear god, the baby shouldn’t be this big should it? Renesmee woke up, clearly alarmed and groggily asks, “What’s wrong?” I say nothing just charge out of my room feeling fatter than the...

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Eleven)

posted by moolah

Chapter Eleven:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Woo…I thought it was one of those ‘Awkward-Silence-Scenes’!” She ব্যক্ত and I started laughing.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
My microwave sounded. I smiled hard and opened the microwave. The মাখন was melted perfectly and the aroma smelled nice through my colorful family room. Renesmee looked at the green and blue bowl in my hands. I laughed, “Want some?” “Please?” I smiled and grabbed a plastic cup with Yogi ভালুক on it. I poured half of the মাখন into Yogi then grabbed a Tweety Bird cup and poured the rest of the melted Trans fat into that cup. I handed...

Met at a wedding- should we really be enemies?

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards POV
Aggh another wedding! This is going to be fun(!) Tanya from the Denali coven is having a huge wedding and is inviting everyone from the town! And I thought Rosalie likes doing things big, but when I asked her what she thought she replied, "it's way আরো exstravagant for my taste." Best dressed; like all my family, and we were off. Finally, Tanya was marrying someone so she can stop flirting with me and get off my back. I am fine on my own.

After the wedding we went all out for a moonlit dance under the stars and that was when I saw her... I walked over to her and asked "would you...

RUN Bad beggening 2

posted by renesmee567

emily

bella pov
"humans humans don't know when to stop talking" jane ব্যক্ত looking a the 3 girls screaming for help but no one bothered because jane ব্যক্ত they were crazy and runaways too.then were in the lobbey of the clocktower were jane's humans that were so stuiped to work there were,then asoon a s we walk into the doors in the doors i never want to go in, there the leaders sat looking at the waiting for me to come then smiled when i walked in frowning.

wat will happen next? will bella live অথবা die?

annbeth

maggie

bella

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Rosalie Cullen's সেকেন্ড Life

posted by harrypotterbest

Okay, this is my first-ever Twilight fanfiction, so please dismiss it if it isn't so good.

I stared at her. ‘Bella, be quiet! I’m trying to put Nessie to sleep!’ I snapped, putting Renesme in her cot.
‘I wanna do that!’ ব্যক্ত Bella.
‘Do আপনি always have to whine? And can’t আপনি see Nessie likes me?
Bella stood up, glaring at me. I glared right back.
‘Rosalie,’ ব্যক্ত Edward. I turned to face him. ‘Give Ness-Renesme to Bella.’ I stared at him. ‘Rosalie!’ He ব্যক্ত in a warning tone. As if he could take me. ‘I can, আপনি know!’ ব্যক্ত Edward, smirking. I threw Renesme over...