-Emmett-

I had no idea what was going on. Like normal. One second, Rose and I were cuddling on the sofa, then she suddenly jumped up, screamed, "Get her!" and started chasing Bella. I made Ed tell me what it was all about, and I almost took the house down.

Bella shopping? Those were two words that did not occur in the same sentence naturally.

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I went off to go torment Jake. Wrestling him was fun, but the person who won was never celebrating for long when Renesmee found out.

Edward glared at me, and I hastily thought, 'Jeez, Ed, relax,' then, 'Arm wrestling?' I thought.

Edward sighed and made a shooing gesture with his hand.

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The সেকেন্ড I came through the door, Jake sprang at me, in full নেকড়ে mode. I wasn't allowed to bite him, family rules, sigh, but I wasn't strictly prohibited from inflicting severe damage on Renesmee's puppy.

I grinned as I almost had him, but then he pinned me to the ground, each arm under one of his paws.

He growled at me, and the message was pretty clear. আপনি could seriously hear the cussing-out he was giving me.

"Stop it, আপনি two!" Renesmee screamed at us.

Jacob immediately stepped back, if a little reluctantly. He stayed wolf.

Renesmee marched up to me and him, and proceeded to tell us how worried we both made her. Good God, she sounded just like Esme.

Jake came up to her and rested his head on her shoulder, pulling her closer. She melted. She hugged him and scratched behind his ear. Nauseating.

I took my chance to escape as soon as I could.