A PANDEMIC HAS BROKEN OUT
Twilight Fever!
The original virus was appears to have originated from a জনপ্রিয় series of বই called “The Twilight Series”. Carriers of the virus have been passing on their প্রণয় of the বই but on hearing of the forthcoming movie adaptation the strain has reached epic global proportions.
Sufferers can quickly be identified by
· A glazed look in their eyes
· An inability to control their হৃদয় beat
· A twilight book close at hand
· Quietly mumbling উদ্ধৃতি to themselves and smiling
· Checking ফ্যানপপ daily for updates
Similar ailments, that have quite common symptoms, and often go hand in hand with this fever are
· Edwarditis - will peer, হৃদয় thumping, inside silver Volvos and look disappointed when they find their neighbour looking back
· Jake-ache – will display affinity for canines and all things scruffy and adorable
· Bellamania – will wish to switch lives with the wonderful Bella
· Stephanie Syndrome – will spout facts about the লেখক that sometimes she may not know about herself
· Forks Fever – will express frequent desires to সরানো to Washington State
· Vampire Virus – will be interested in all things toothy
There is no known cure for the fever but patients are usually fully functional in society with regular doses of sufficient reading, দিবাস্বপ্ন and access to Fanpop.
আপনি have been warned!!
PS It is this writer's opinion that this whole fever shenanigan doesn't sound so bad. Twilight Daily hooray!
Written for fun
Thanks for Reading
Michelle
…doesn’t matter which gender that Cullen is.
9: Tell him Bella is gay.
8: Tell Alice he is in প্রণয় with her… leave Alice to the rest.
7: Force him to listen to a 4 অথবা আরো ঘন্টা speech about how hot Edward is.
6: “Accidently” sign him up for ballet classes…
…and invite Edward and Bella to come watch him perform.
5: Get Edward to take him to a dog obedience course.
4: Paint his motor cycle pink…
…tell him Edward did it
…let Edward have a little fun with mutt boy
3: Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
2: Dress up as an animal control officer and chase him around.
1: Buy him a cat. Name it Edward.
Bella's Pov.
I ran and ran in the castle. The middle door. There was Jasper and the man
with...ROSALIE!!??
"So, আপনি decided to marry me, my love?"
"Well...let's just say that I'm ready to defeat you! AND YOUR SO CALLED
'MASTER'" I ব্যক্ত loudly.
I grabbed Rosalie untied her and ব্যক্ত quickly to get the others free.
SHE REGAINED HER STRENGTH!!
"Now, it's time to deal with YOU!!"
I threw a potion at Jasper that Carisle gave me for my birthday. Jasper
yelled and screamed. I threw the potion at the "Master" too.
Then he fell to the fround, and the ছদ্মবেশ disappeared. I saw his bare face.
Then, an image appeared. Then, I realized there was a mask! The real trouble
maker was...ESME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran and ran in the castle. The middle door. There was Jasper and the man
with...ROSALIE!!??
"So, আপনি decided to marry me, my love?"
"Well...let's just say that I'm ready to defeat you! AND YOUR SO CALLED
'MASTER'" I ব্যক্ত loudly.
I grabbed Rosalie untied her and ব্যক্ত quickly to get the others free.
SHE REGAINED HER STRENGTH!!
"Now, it's time to deal with YOU!!"
I threw a potion at Jasper that Carisle gave me for my birthday. Jasper
yelled and screamed. I threw the potion at the "Master" too.
Then he fell to the fround, and the ছদ্মবেশ disappeared. I saw his bare face.
Then, an image appeared. Then, I realized there was a mask! The real trouble
maker was...ESME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Dont Know Me
