100 ways to annoy the Cullen’s.
1.) Take Jasper to an African American Support center and tell everyone there his full name.
2.) Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around Jasper.
3.) Tell Carlisle that Esme has been having an affair with Aro Volturi
4.) Dangle Alice's পছন্দ pair of shoes over your head when আপনি are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.
5.) Fill Edward's iPod with rap songs
6.) Fill Emmett’s with classical
7.) Tell Alice that Jasper looks at porn
8.) Pay ten guys to look at Rosalie and go "Ewe"
9.) Spray paint Edward's car pink
10.) Tell him it was Alice's idea
11.) Then when he gets mad tell him that Bella likes it, just to calm him down
12.) Then suggest anger management classes
13.) Tell Jasper he should be a therapist
14.) Tell anyone of the Cullen’s that they should go to a tanning salon
15.) Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant
16.) Tell her that it was Emmett who did it
17.) Tell Jasper the same thing
18.) Video tape the fight
19.) Then play it back for Carlisle
20.) Fill Edward's closet with team Jacob shirts
21.) Ask Edward "Gee, I haven't seen Mike Newton lately; bella would probably know where he is right?"
22.) Break all the mirrors in Rosalie’s room.
23.) Tell her that her face did it
24.) Suggest that she get a makeover to prevent it from happening again
25.) Sign Jasper up to run the school's blood drive
26.) Call Jasper the walking talking "chill pill"
27.) Say to Emmett "wow, আপনি really let yourself go, have আপনি considered working out?"
28.) When ever Edwards too busy to help আপনি with something say "Oh that's ok, I'm sure Jacob অথবা mike could help."
29.) Say to Edward "hey Edward my car's broken, I was wondering if you've seen Rosalie around so she could fix it."
30.) Then when he offers to do it start laughing hysterically.
31.) Then say "Oh that's ok I'll just ask Jacob."
32.) Tell Rosalie that Leah is prettier than her
33.) Subscribe Esme for parenting magazines.
34.) Then tell her that they were actually meant for Edward
35.) Tell him that you'd feel much better for Renessmee if he also took some classes
36.) When he refuses tell him "Well fine! If আপনি don't care about your daughter's safety!"
37.) Die Renessmee's hair blonde
38.) Then have her start crying and screaming "Now daddy won't like me!" right in front of Edward
39.) Sell Edward's piano
40.) Then tell him it's time he buckled down and started saving up for Renessmee's college fund
41.) Deflate all of Edward's car tires at school
42.) Then hide the ছুরি আপনি used to do it in Jasper's locker
43.) Tell everyone in history class the Jasper isn't a descendent of Jasper Whitlock but that he is Jasper Whitlock
44.) Tell them that he's here to kill everyone in the school
45.) And if they don't believe আপনি প্রদর্শনী them the ছুরি in his locker
46.) অথবা if আপনি don't want to be that harsh; In the middle of History class when learning about the Confederate army, point to the picture of Jasper in the book and shout "Hey Jasper! That looks just like you!"
47.) Tell every girl at school that Edward broke up with Bella
48.) Then give out Bella's phone number to them
49.) Then laugh when she starts to scream at him about all the girls calling her asking for Edward
50.) Do the same thing for Emmett and Rosalie
51.) Then Jasper and Alice
52.) Then when all the guys accuse আপনি of it, innocently claim "I was only trying to give আপনি guys আরো variety"
53.) Then let them know you’re available
54.) When they get even আরো upset sate; "Well আপনি don't want to be stuck with the same girl for the rest of your lif-, Oh, yea, sorry..."
55.) Visit the hospital and try to get Carlisle to go insane; দ্বারা using a অনুরাগী to blow the scent of the blood in his face.
56.) অথবা better yet, splash some of the patient’s blood in his face.
57.) Then when he asks what you’re doing tell him that he looked thirsty
58.) Tell Edward that he's a প্রদর্শনী off
59.) Ask Edward if he can fly
60.) Tell any one of the Cullen’s that you’re being a vampire for Halloween
61.) Then ask them where they bought their costumes
62.) Replace all the blood in their house with red cool-aid
63.) Take pictures of their reactions when they drink it.
64.) Trade Edward's car for a mini-van
65.) Then make মতামত like "Can I get a ride to school ফুটবল mom?"
66.) Put one of Bella's bra's in Emmett's কোট pocket
67.) Then think "Hey what's that doing in there?" When in front of Edward
68.) Say things to Edward like "Hey Bella looks cold, want me to call Jacob?"
69.) Clean all of the stuff out of every Cullen's room and throw it over the boundary line
70.) Tell everyone at school that the Cullen guys are actually girls
71.) Then prove it দ্বারা প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে them how they don't even flinch when আপনি kick them in the balls
72.) Then do the same things for Carlisle at the hospital
73.) Order tombstones for every single Cullen
74.) When they ask why tell them আপনি provoked the Volturi and blamed it on them
75.) Then actually do it
76.) Ask Jasper if he could be your square dancing partner
77.) Constantly remind the Cullen’s that if they die they're going to hell
78.) Then remind them about 74
79.) Send Edward প্রণয় letters from Jane
80.) Smash Edward's CD collection
81.) Then when he asks why tell him there was a spider
82.) Say things to Jasper like "Wow, for someone who can control emotions, আপনি really don't have any."
83.) Say stuff to Rosalie like "Ewe! What's that on your face?"
84.) Buy Alice a crystal ball
85.) Put black hair dye in Rosalie’s shampoo
86.) Then tell Bella that Edward likes it
87.) Constantly remind Alice that she might not actually be in প্রণয় with Jasper
88.) Spill blood on their floor
89.) Then laugh when Jasper starts to lick it up
90.) Sing in your head “I know a song that gets on Edward’s every nerve!” When around Edward
91.) Steal each and everyone ones of their credit/debit cards and max them out
92.) Say to Jasper that আপনি told Carlisle about your depression problems and that he told আপনি to talk to Jasper about it
93.) Change your mind about something 50,000 times so Alice gets confused
94.) Buy Edward a puppy
95.) Suggest that he name it Jacob
96.) Tell Edward that his body glitter is fading
97.) Laugh anytime Edward says something corny (I don’t think anything he says is corny.)
98.) Constantly tell Edward that he’s is going to end up killing Bella
99.) Then laugh when he says that he won’t
And if আপনি really want to piss them off…
100.) Have them pick a দিন where they all বৃত্ত up and talk about their “problems.”
1.) Take Jasper to an African American Support center and tell everyone there his full name.
2.) Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around Jasper.
3.) Tell Carlisle that Esme has been having an affair with Aro Volturi
4.) Dangle Alice's পছন্দ pair of shoes over your head when আপনি are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.
5.) Fill Edward's iPod with rap songs
6.) Fill Emmett’s with classical
7.) Tell Alice that Jasper looks at porn
8.) Pay ten guys to look at Rosalie and go "Ewe"
9.) Spray paint Edward's car pink
10.) Tell him it was Alice's idea
11.) Then when he gets mad tell him that Bella likes it, just to calm him down
12.) Then suggest anger management classes
13.) Tell Jasper he should be a therapist
14.) Tell anyone of the Cullen’s that they should go to a tanning salon
15.) Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant
16.) Tell her that it was Emmett who did it
17.) Tell Jasper the same thing
18.) Video tape the fight
19.) Then play it back for Carlisle
20.) Fill Edward's closet with team Jacob shirts
21.) Ask Edward "Gee, I haven't seen Mike Newton lately; bella would probably know where he is right?"
22.) Break all the mirrors in Rosalie’s room.
23.) Tell her that her face did it
24.) Suggest that she get a makeover to prevent it from happening again
25.) Sign Jasper up to run the school's blood drive
26.) Call Jasper the walking talking "chill pill"
27.) Say to Emmett "wow, আপনি really let yourself go, have আপনি considered working out?"
28.) When ever Edwards too busy to help আপনি with something say "Oh that's ok, I'm sure Jacob অথবা mike could help."
29.) Say to Edward "hey Edward my car's broken, I was wondering if you've seen Rosalie around so she could fix it."
30.) Then when he offers to do it start laughing hysterically.
31.) Then say "Oh that's ok I'll just ask Jacob."
32.) Tell Rosalie that Leah is prettier than her
33.) Subscribe Esme for parenting magazines.
34.) Then tell her that they were actually meant for Edward
35.) Tell him that you'd feel much better for Renessmee if he also took some classes
36.) When he refuses tell him "Well fine! If আপনি don't care about your daughter's safety!"
37.) Die Renessmee's hair blonde
38.) Then have her start crying and screaming "Now daddy won't like me!" right in front of Edward
39.) Sell Edward's piano
40.) Then tell him it's time he buckled down and started saving up for Renessmee's college fund
41.) Deflate all of Edward's car tires at school
42.) Then hide the ছুরি আপনি used to do it in Jasper's locker
43.) Tell everyone in history class the Jasper isn't a descendent of Jasper Whitlock but that he is Jasper Whitlock
44.) Tell them that he's here to kill everyone in the school
45.) And if they don't believe আপনি প্রদর্শনী them the ছুরি in his locker
46.) অথবা if আপনি don't want to be that harsh; In the middle of History class when learning about the Confederate army, point to the picture of Jasper in the book and shout "Hey Jasper! That looks just like you!"
47.) Tell every girl at school that Edward broke up with Bella
48.) Then give out Bella's phone number to them
49.) Then laugh when she starts to scream at him about all the girls calling her asking for Edward
50.) Do the same thing for Emmett and Rosalie
51.) Then Jasper and Alice
52.) Then when all the guys accuse আপনি of it, innocently claim "I was only trying to give আপনি guys আরো variety"
53.) Then let them know you’re available
54.) When they get even আরো upset sate; "Well আপনি don't want to be stuck with the same girl for the rest of your lif-, Oh, yea, sorry..."
55.) Visit the hospital and try to get Carlisle to go insane; দ্বারা using a অনুরাগী to blow the scent of the blood in his face.
56.) অথবা better yet, splash some of the patient’s blood in his face.
57.) Then when he asks what you’re doing tell him that he looked thirsty
58.) Tell Edward that he's a প্রদর্শনী off
59.) Ask Edward if he can fly
60.) Tell any one of the Cullen’s that you’re being a vampire for Halloween
61.) Then ask them where they bought their costumes
62.) Replace all the blood in their house with red cool-aid
63.) Take pictures of their reactions when they drink it.
64.) Trade Edward's car for a mini-van
65.) Then make মতামত like "Can I get a ride to school ফুটবল mom?"
66.) Put one of Bella's bra's in Emmett's কোট pocket
67.) Then think "Hey what's that doing in there?" When in front of Edward
68.) Say things to Edward like "Hey Bella looks cold, want me to call Jacob?"
69.) Clean all of the stuff out of every Cullen's room and throw it over the boundary line
70.) Tell everyone at school that the Cullen guys are actually girls
71.) Then prove it দ্বারা প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে them how they don't even flinch when আপনি kick them in the balls
72.) Then do the same things for Carlisle at the hospital
73.) Order tombstones for every single Cullen
74.) When they ask why tell them আপনি provoked the Volturi and blamed it on them
75.) Then actually do it
76.) Ask Jasper if he could be your square dancing partner
77.) Constantly remind the Cullen’s that if they die they're going to hell
78.) Then remind them about 74
79.) Send Edward প্রণয় letters from Jane
80.) Smash Edward's CD collection
81.) Then when he asks why tell him there was a spider
82.) Say things to Jasper like "Wow, for someone who can control emotions, আপনি really don't have any."
83.) Say stuff to Rosalie like "Ewe! What's that on your face?"
84.) Buy Alice a crystal ball
85.) Put black hair dye in Rosalie’s shampoo
86.) Then tell Bella that Edward likes it
87.) Constantly remind Alice that she might not actually be in প্রণয় with Jasper
88.) Spill blood on their floor
89.) Then laugh when Jasper starts to lick it up
90.) Sing in your head “I know a song that gets on Edward’s every nerve!” When around Edward
91.) Steal each and everyone ones of their credit/debit cards and max them out
92.) Say to Jasper that আপনি told Carlisle about your depression problems and that he told আপনি to talk to Jasper about it
93.) Change your mind about something 50,000 times so Alice gets confused
94.) Buy Edward a puppy
95.) Suggest that he name it Jacob
96.) Tell Edward that his body glitter is fading
97.) Laugh anytime Edward says something corny (I don’t think anything he says is corny.)
98.) Constantly tell Edward that he’s is going to end up killing Bella
99.) Then laugh when he says that he won’t
And if আপনি really want to piss them off…
100.) Have them pick a দিন where they all বৃত্ত up and talk about their “problems.”
you always cut my heart out with two words: good bye
Ok guys i correct all my writings i hope আপনি can understand them better!! please comment!!!
I didn't know how my life will be as vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from them is torturing my self.
I felt like I’m trapped without an exit
the only thing that keeps me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, now that they are not in আরো danger I feel আরো in peace.
But what will I should tell Charlie when the time to সরানো arrives?
How will he react to this, He will have too many প্রশ্ন and how I suppose to explain it to him? I think that he already knows what we really are, but he is too scared to say it অথবা just think about it.
But what I really know right now is that we are নিরাপদ and will start our Happy Ever After no matter what happen অথবা what people think about us.
I think
I didn't know how my life will be as vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from them is torturing my self.
I felt like I’m trapped without an exit
the only thing that keeps me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, now that they are not in আরো danger I feel আরো in peace.
But what will I should tell Charlie when the time to সরানো arrives?
How will he react to this, He will have too many প্রশ্ন and how I suppose to explain it to him? I think that he already knows what we really are, but he is too scared to say it অথবা just think about it.
But what I really know right now is that we are নিরাপদ and will start our Happy Ever After no matter what happen অথবা what people think about us.
I think
Hilarie Burton as Peyton Sawyor!
ok so this is a old song from the fiftys but i think it relates to how bella feels after edward leaves her in new moon so here it is
Why does the sun go on shining
Why does the sea rush to কূল
Don't they know it's the end of the world
'Cause আপনি don't প্রণয় me any আরো
Why do the birds go on গান গাওয়া
Why do the stars glow above
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when I হারিয়ে গেছে your love
I wake up in the morning and I wonder
Why everything's the same as it was
I can't understand, no, I can't understand
How life goes on the way it does
Why does my হৃদয় go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when আপনি ব্যক্ত goodbye
Why does my হৃদয় go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when আপনি ব্যক্ত goodbye
Why does the sun go on shining
Why does the sea rush to কূল
Don't they know it's the end of the world
'Cause আপনি don't প্রণয় me any আরো
Why do the birds go on গান গাওয়া
Why do the stars glow above
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when I হারিয়ে গেছে your love
I wake up in the morning and I wonder
Why everything's the same as it was
I can't understand, no, I can't understand
How life goes on the way it does
Why does my হৃদয় go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when আপনি ব্যক্ত goodbye
Why does my হৃদয় go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when আপনি ব্যক্ত goodbye
While I was trying to sleep I couldn't help feel excited about Breaking Dawn and remember the theories I read throughout the day. Then, I remembered the thing about dear Alice having হারিয়ে গেছে all memory of being human. This led me to believe (since her lover was a vamp. right? অথবা something like that.) that maybe Alice actualy wanted to become a vampire.
As a penalty অথবা something, she forgot her memory....
So, maybe this will happen to Bella.... But, I doubt it.
It was just a যেভাবে খুশী (and possibly a WAY off) theory, but I just wanted to share it with all of you.
^___^'
As a penalty অথবা something, she forgot her memory....
So, maybe this will happen to Bella.... But, I doubt it.
It was just a যেভাবে খুশী (and possibly a WAY off) theory, but I just wanted to share it with all of you.
^___^'
Twilight Fan-Fiction
Cake scene
~Bella's Point of view~
I felt my হৃদয় pumping,My lovely daughter was getting married to jake it's like my whole life was turned around,Renesmee with jake I so happy when I see Jacob with a suit he reminds me of my dance with him at my wedding
~Edward's point of view~
"Bella,I'm so happy our daughters getting married"
I saw Jacob walking towards us with a happy smile
~Jacob's point of view~
'Hey Bella,Edward I can't believe that it's me and renesmee's wedding"
I was so scared inside and happy on the outside,Everytime I see Nessie with the Beautiful Wedding গাউন, gown I feel so happy and exciting, I over Heard Edward calling my name over the loud. Music,I bet it won't be good........TO BE CONTINUED;)
Cake scene
~Bella's Point of view~
I felt my হৃদয় pumping,My lovely daughter was getting married to jake it's like my whole life was turned around,Renesmee with jake I so happy when I see Jacob with a suit he reminds me of my dance with him at my wedding
~Edward's point of view~
"Bella,I'm so happy our daughters getting married"
I saw Jacob walking towards us with a happy smile
~Jacob's point of view~
'Hey Bella,Edward I can't believe that it's me and renesmee's wedding"
I was so scared inside and happy on the outside,Everytime I see Nessie with the Beautiful Wedding গাউন, gown I feel so happy and exciting, I over Heard Edward calling my name over the loud. Music,I bet it won't be good........TO BE CONTINUED;)
