2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells আপনি to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the প্রণয় of your life. আপনি should stay with him since he will keep আপনি নিরাপদ forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling আপনি he will never see আপনি again), it is because he loves আপনি so much he will suffer just to keep আপনি safe.
6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your বন্ধু and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as আপনি keep your grades up.
7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even আরো romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
8. Boys who leave আপনি always come back.
9. Because they come back, আপনি should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
10. Even though আপনি have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, আপনি should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy আপনি something.
11. আপনি should use ব্যক্ত male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical অথবা technical.
12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while আপনি run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what আপনি must do.
13. Car theft in the service of প্রণয় is acceptable.
14. If the boy আপনি are in প্রণয় with causes আপনি (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten আপনি end up in the hospital, আপনি should tell the doctors and your family that আপনি “fell down the steps” because আপনি are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
15. Men can be changed for the better if আপনি sacrifice everything আপনি are and devote yourself to their need for change.
16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills অথবা emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.
17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.
18. When লেখা a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal উৎস material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.
19. When making অথবা watching a major feature film, আপনি should gleefully embrace the 20 মিনিট of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.
20. ভ্যাম্পায়ার — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.
i like the movie ebcause its fantastic and romance
.. i প্রণয় the প্রণয় stories in চলচ্চিত্র :)
andd for this..and the actor play their roles good :)
what আপনি think about edward,bella,jacob,alice,rosalie,emet, and for the others :)
what is your favourite twilight vampire??
why আপনি like your favourite vampire?
do আপনি read the books?
do আপনি lovve the books?
what is your favourite book from twilight
what আপনি think about edward and bella like a couple??
what আপনি want to write about the movie,write here
give the ideas,and if আপনি want suggest some play for twilight in this club :)
and invite আপনি বন্ধু ;d :) to write in the প্রবন্ধ
.. i প্রণয় the প্রণয় stories in চলচ্চিত্র :)
andd for this..and the actor play their roles good :)
what আপনি think about edward,bella,jacob,alice,rosalie,emet, and for the others :)
what is your favourite twilight vampire??
why আপনি like your favourite vampire?
do আপনি read the books?
do আপনি lovve the books?
what is your favourite book from twilight
what আপনি think about edward and bella like a couple??
what আপনি want to write about the movie,write here
give the ideas,and if আপনি want suggest some play for twilight in this club :)
and invite আপনি বন্ধু ;d :) to write in the প্রবন্ধ
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the হৃদয় with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the হৃদয় with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that আপনি and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her আপনি are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that আপনি and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her আপনি are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Rob talks to the Daily Record about everything from his Bel Ami shoot ( when আপনি read the প্রবন্ধ আপনি just know that the Uma Thurman quote is destined to be requoted and rehashed out-of-context for the পরবর্তি year), to his loss of privacy, to Breaking Dawn.
“He is also set to তারকা in the final Twlight film based on the বই Breaking Dawn, which may be broken into two films, due to the number of books.
He admits to mixed emotions about the end of the saga.
He said: “”It will be strange but it will be great just to be able to know what I’m doing. Not knowing when Breaking Dawn is going to shoot – because it changes all the time – is a kind of burden, to have this thing where আপনি don’t know when it’s going to happen.
“So you’ve got to organise everything in your life around that and that can be difficult.”
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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পোষ্ট হয়েছে দ্বারা Twilight_News - 28/01/10 at 09:01 am
At the opening of their new লন্ডন department store, Selfridges held a survey to find out the শীর্ষ kisses of the past decade. Coming in at number one on their তালিকা was the চুম্বন between Edward and Bella in “Twilight.” Considering the current অনুরাগী frenzy and media hype surrounding the “are they/aren’t they” relationship of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, this shouldn’t be a big surprise. Other kisses on the তালিকা include the upside down Spider-man চুম্বন and the চুম্বন from Brokeback Mountain. Entertainment Wise has the details including a slide প্রদর্শনী of ছবি of Kristen and Rob
