*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. আপনি know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in প্রণয় with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will আপনি come প্রথমপাতা to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have আপনি ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s শার্ট and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in প্রণয় with Edward thing. She ব্যক্ত it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh অথবা better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let আপনি know how it all turns out পরবর্তি time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. আপনি know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in প্রণয় with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will আপনি come প্রথমপাতা to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have আপনি ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s শার্ট and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in প্রণয় with Edward thing. She ব্যক্ত it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh অথবা better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let আপনি know how it all turns out পরবর্তি time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
Okay, so I'm লেখা a book on www.FanFiction.net, and it's about the Sookie Stackhouse Novels দ্বারা Charlaine Harris, its a অনুরাগী fiction, so I dont want to make publicity out of it, I just want ppl to read it, and tell me what they think!
So, if আপনি have time on your hands, and আপনি wanna read what I wrote (which has ভ্যাম্পায়ার and werewolves, and shapeshifters, witches, etc. (like in the actual series)) then follow this link, and tell me what আপনি think in মতামত if আপনি have a অনুরাগী fiction account, if not tell me what আপনি think down below this! Please do so, I really wanna know if its good অথবা not...thanks for পাঠ করা this and hopefully u follow the link!
LINK:
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So, if আপনি have time on your hands, and আপনি wanna read what I wrote (which has ভ্যাম্পায়ার and werewolves, and shapeshifters, witches, etc. (like in the actual series)) then follow this link, and tell me what আপনি think in মতামত if আপনি have a অনুরাগী fiction account, if not tell me what আপনি think down below this! Please do so, I really wanna know if its good অথবা not...thanks for পাঠ করা this and hopefully u follow the link!
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Hi! I am both happy and sad to announce that I will be on a vacation for the পরবর্তি 12 days so I will not be posting as much. But hey... VACATION TIME! YAY haha হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ so I'm sory and will try to post soon!
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Hi! I am both happy and sad to announce that I will be on a vacation for the পরবর্তি 12 days so I will not be posting as much. But hey... VACATION TIME! YAY haha হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ so I'm sory and will try to post soon!
loves!
Oh and keep looking for নবীকৃত তথ্য u never know!
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