1. আপনি consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. আপনি can repeat উদ্ধৃতি from the book দ্বারা heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related অনুরাগী art and/or অনুরাগী fiction stories.
4. আপনি are currently debating with your বন্ধু about who's Team আপনি are on.
5. আপনি never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time আপনি hear thunder, আপনি wonder if some place, somewhere, ভ্যাম্পায়ার are playing baseball.
7. আপনি have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. আপনি tried to enroll in the Forks High School because আপনি were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, আপনি act our scenes from the বই and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many অথবা all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. আপনি would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, নেকড়ে Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; আপনি would let Carlisle অথবা any of the Cullens, Volterra অথবা Nomads change আপনি into a vampire if possible.
13. আপনি want Jacob, Embry, Quil অথবা any member of the নেকড়ে Pack to imprint on you.
14. আপনি walk around mumbling the উদ্ধৃতি from the বই because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. আপনি can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. আপনি want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, আপনি just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your সারমেয় after Jacob and his নেকড়ে Pack members.
20. When আপনি have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the নেকড়ে Pack, the Volterra অথবা maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if আপনি প্রণয় Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the সারমেয় for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so আপনি can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle আপনি frequently.
25. আপনি LIVE দ্বারা the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a মেষশাবক & lion and see how things go...
27. আপনি sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When আপনি see shiny, silver Volvos, আপনি scream like a অনুরাগী girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving অগ্রদূত just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think আপনি wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever আপনি hear নেকড়ে howling, আপনি wanna go jump out of your skin and যোগদান them.
24. আপনি wake yourself up at night দ্বারা screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. আপনি get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. আপনি try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes আপনি hear voices in your head...
28. আপনি threw New Moon at the দেওয়াল when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same দেওয়াল when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... আপনি jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... আপনি threw the book at the দেওয়াল when Edward came back.
32. আপনি didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. আপনি NEVER let your বন্ধু drive drunk.
34. আপনি also NEVER forget to give your বন্ধু that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. আপনি bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's অথবা a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. আপনি wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. আপনি wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails অথবা taking আপনি on shopping sprees any দিন of the week.
40. আপনি would gladly get খাবার in Rosalie's hair.
41. আপনি want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, আপনি will.
43. আপনি would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. আপনি would gladly be affected দ্বারা the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire অথবা werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the নেকড়ে Pack, Cullen family, Volterra অথবা Nomads are free to kidnap আপনি whenever they please!
49. আপনি feel like nobody understands আপনি because nobody listens to আপনি any আরো because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other দিন when আপনি adopted that stray dog, আপনি could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but আপনি named him after Jake anyways.
51. আপনি own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. আপনি either like your men cold, dead & sparkling অথবা hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. আপনি tell people to wait a সেকেন্ড so আপনি can restart your হৃদয় very frequently.
55. Your good at পাঠ করা minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who প্রণয় আপনি dearly.
57. আপনি wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen অথবা Jacob Black is.
58. আপনি consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme ব্যক্ত so!
59. Or, আপনি consider yourself part of the নেকড়ে Pack because it was just implied দ্বারা Emily.
60. আপনি have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red অথবা আপনি have স্বর্ণ contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. আপনি hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your বন্ধু pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring আপনি because all আপনি can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind পাঠ করা and mind controlling processes.
64. If আপনি পাঠ করা a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes আপনি yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" অথবা "Jake would have NEVER done that!" অথবা "Carlisle would have saved him." অথবা "Emmett could have picked that up!" অথবা "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" অথবা "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." অথবা "Jasper could have made him calm down." অথবা "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene অথবা character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If আপনি go আরো than two to five মিনিট without talking about Twilight, আপনি get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. আপনি have cliffed dived.
68. আপনি have made one of your guy বন্ধু build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so আপনি could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, আপনি would offer up yours.
70. আপনি get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling আপনি that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. আপনি would প্রণয় to go grizzly ভালুক hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. আপনি would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and অথবা all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series অথবা watched the movies, but because আপনি have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. আপনি wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When আপনি smell wet dog, আপনি tend to look around in case Jacob অথবা one of his নেকড়ে Pack members is behind you.
77. আপনি don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at আপনি and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. আপনি sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, আপনি call Renesmee দ্বারা her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and আপনি plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. আপনি wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, আপনি wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. আপনি would (or strictly wouldn't) যোগদান the Volterra.
84. আপনি wish the foreign ভ্যাম্পায়ার could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. আপনি really wanted Bree to live.
86. আপনি thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. আপনি would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell আপনি how your দিন will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put আপনি in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, আপনি would have!
91. আপনি consider yourself a different Team than Edward অথবা Jacob, অথবা আপনি have strict rules to your Team Edward অথবা Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two অথবা আরো punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. আপনি didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. আপনি thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. আপনি have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads অথবা নেকড়ে Packs almost every day.
96. আপনি never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best সঙ্গীত ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal আপনি read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write আরো অনুরাগী fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any অথবা all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so জনপ্রিয় Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor অথবা therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & বন্ধু অথবা merely keeping আপনি from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad আপনি are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
2. আপনি can repeat উদ্ধৃতি from the book দ্বারা heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related অনুরাগী art and/or অনুরাগী fiction stories.
4. আপনি are currently debating with your বন্ধু about who's Team আপনি are on.
5. আপনি never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time আপনি hear thunder, আপনি wonder if some place, somewhere, ভ্যাম্পায়ার are playing baseball.
7. আপনি have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. আপনি tried to enroll in the Forks High School because আপনি were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, আপনি act our scenes from the বই and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many অথবা all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. আপনি would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, নেকড়ে Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; আপনি would let Carlisle অথবা any of the Cullens, Volterra অথবা Nomads change আপনি into a vampire if possible.
13. আপনি want Jacob, Embry, Quil অথবা any member of the নেকড়ে Pack to imprint on you.
14. আপনি walk around mumbling the উদ্ধৃতি from the বই because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. আপনি can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. আপনি want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, আপনি just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your সারমেয় after Jacob and his নেকড়ে Pack members.
20. When আপনি have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the নেকড়ে Pack, the Volterra অথবা maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if আপনি প্রণয় Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the সারমেয় for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so আপনি can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle আপনি frequently.
25. আপনি LIVE দ্বারা the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a মেষশাবক & lion and see how things go...
27. আপনি sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When আপনি see shiny, silver Volvos, আপনি scream like a অনুরাগী girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving অগ্রদূত just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think আপনি wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever আপনি hear নেকড়ে howling, আপনি wanna go jump out of your skin and যোগদান them.
24. আপনি wake yourself up at night দ্বারা screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. আপনি get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. আপনি try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes আপনি hear voices in your head...
28. আপনি threw New Moon at the দেওয়াল when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same দেওয়াল when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... আপনি jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... আপনি threw the book at the দেওয়াল when Edward came back.
32. আপনি didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. আপনি NEVER let your বন্ধু drive drunk.
34. আপনি also NEVER forget to give your বন্ধু that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. আপনি bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's অথবা a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. আপনি wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. আপনি wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails অথবা taking আপনি on shopping sprees any দিন of the week.
40. আপনি would gladly get খাবার in Rosalie's hair.
41. আপনি want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, আপনি will.
43. আপনি would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. আপনি would gladly be affected দ্বারা the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire অথবা werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the নেকড়ে Pack, Cullen family, Volterra অথবা Nomads are free to kidnap আপনি whenever they please!
49. আপনি feel like nobody understands আপনি because nobody listens to আপনি any আরো because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other দিন when আপনি adopted that stray dog, আপনি could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but আপনি named him after Jake anyways.
51. আপনি own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. আপনি either like your men cold, dead & sparkling অথবা hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. আপনি tell people to wait a সেকেন্ড so আপনি can restart your হৃদয় very frequently.
55. Your good at পাঠ করা minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who প্রণয় আপনি dearly.
57. আপনি wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen অথবা Jacob Black is.
58. আপনি consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme ব্যক্ত so!
59. Or, আপনি consider yourself part of the নেকড়ে Pack because it was just implied দ্বারা Emily.
60. আপনি have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red অথবা আপনি have স্বর্ণ contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. আপনি hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your বন্ধু pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring আপনি because all আপনি can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind পাঠ করা and mind controlling processes.
64. If আপনি পাঠ করা a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes আপনি yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" অথবা "Jake would have NEVER done that!" অথবা "Carlisle would have saved him." অথবা "Emmett could have picked that up!" অথবা "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" অথবা "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." অথবা "Jasper could have made him calm down." অথবা "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene অথবা character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If আপনি go আরো than two to five মিনিট without talking about Twilight, আপনি get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. আপনি have cliffed dived.
68. আপনি have made one of your guy বন্ধু build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so আপনি could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, আপনি would offer up yours.
70. আপনি get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling আপনি that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. আপনি would প্রণয় to go grizzly ভালুক hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. আপনি would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and অথবা all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series অথবা watched the movies, but because আপনি have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. আপনি wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When আপনি smell wet dog, আপনি tend to look around in case Jacob অথবা one of his নেকড়ে Pack members is behind you.
77. আপনি don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at আপনি and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. আপনি sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, আপনি call Renesmee দ্বারা her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and আপনি plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. আপনি wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, আপনি wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. আপনি would (or strictly wouldn't) যোগদান the Volterra.
84. আপনি wish the foreign ভ্যাম্পায়ার could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. আপনি really wanted Bree to live.
86. আপনি thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. আপনি would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell আপনি how your দিন will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put আপনি in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, আপনি would have!
91. আপনি consider yourself a different Team than Edward অথবা Jacob, অথবা আপনি have strict rules to your Team Edward অথবা Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two অথবা আরো punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. আপনি didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. আপনি thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. আপনি have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads অথবা নেকড়ে Packs almost every day.
96. আপনি never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best সঙ্গীত ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal আপনি read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write আরো অনুরাগী fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any অথবা all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so জনপ্রিয় Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor অথবা therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & বন্ধু অথবা merely keeping আপনি from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad আপনি are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
