10.: Tell him only to address আপনি in a cute English accent.

9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.

8.: Ask if blondes really do have আরো fun.

7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.

6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".

4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? প্রণয় thy enemy to death?

3.: Leap out from behind the ডেস্ক in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.

2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy অথবা McDreamy.

and finally......

1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".