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Fan fiction by _madz_ posted বছরখানেক আগে
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The বছর is 1918. Bella and Edward's lives are perfect. Just one week away from their wedding everything is going their way, until fate tears them apart. Almost a hundred years passes. Will fate bring them back together again?

Bella’s POV
Another দিন of high school. আপনি would think I would be used to it দ্বারা now, the never ending monotony, the glances, the outright stares and whispers from the people too curious to look away. I couldn’t blame them. To their clouded eyesight, my looks must seem flawless, angular, perfect.
Oh, how I hated it.
I should have been used to it now. I moved every two to three years to a new school, town, state. Mostly they just blurred together. I learnt nothing new. What else could there be to learn from teachers পাঠ করা textbooks, that I couldn’t learn দ্বারা পাঠ করা the textbooks myself? And yet, I keep coming back.
I sighed as I pulled into the Forks High car park, navigating my way through the rusty wrecks that the students here called cars. Unfortunately the exterior of my car wasn’t in much better shape, all for the sake of fitting...
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Fan fiction by twilight_james posted বছরখানেক আগে
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I woke up. Charlie was out. Good. That meant I could get this done so much easier. I grabbed a bite of টোস্ট and ran out the door. I knew that I couldn't phase, Sam couldn't possibly allow this. I felt like I was abandoning my pack, but I couldn't live without Edward. I knew that if he died, I would as well-wheather it be দ্বারা the Volturi, অথবা my pack, অথবা the Cullens.
I hadn't seen how fast I was travelling, but i looked up and I was at the Cullen house. I thanked my luckly stars that Edwards bedroom was on the first story, otherwise it would raise no amount of wuestions as to how I got up to him. i went around the side, his window was open and I climbed through it. He turned and looked at me, relief the dominant expression on his face.
"You came," he breathed.
"Edward, Im so sorry, I don't know where to start. I shouldn't-"
He placed his finger to my lips, siclening me.
"Do আপনি forgive me?' he whispered.
I nodded.
"Then thats all that matters," he said.
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Fan fiction by TeanRose424 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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There was edwards familiy waiting for me at the dining table; probably of alice doing so. I looked at each of them absorbing there fetures, and everytime they smilied. Even rosalie which i though would hate me, so a nice surprise. It was alice who spoke first " I know that আপনি know all of us already and our talents, and who we really are, I've seen your vision in my head. আপনি are going to be changed,soon." Everyone looked like this was all done and practiced. Then Carlisle spoke " Sydney this is a life আপনি want, isn' it?" I looked down and smilied " yes, i have always wanted this ever since i heard about it" they all smiled then like they knew that was the case. " Well your wish is coming true baby!" yelled emmett. I laughed. " well we should get to it. She probably is so excited she cant stand it" ব্যক্ত Edward পাঠ করা my thoghts. " After word we will সরানো its time we leave this place since we have stayed already too long" ব্যক্ত carlisle. " Sydney, i am going to inject painkillers in আপনি to see if it eases the pain." I just nodded. " well lets go upstairs to prepare for the ordeal shall we?" i took his hand at once and he lifted me and ran up the stairs again and into a room that...
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Fan fiction by twilight-7 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Same as before ..... তারকা then italics - Loretta
Italics - Kayla




I burst into the Cullen household to see Emmett and Jasper fighting to hold onto Edward. Esme was trying to calm Edward, her hands touching Edward’s face, hair, arms. She was speaking in gentle tones, telling him to be calm and think things through. They didn’t see me. Their concentration was all on Edward.
“She doesn’t want me, Esme,” he cried to her. “I saw her, draped all over him. I saw the প্রণয় in her eyes for him and when she looked at me and spoke to me she was cold and hard. She doesn’t প্রণয় me.”
I stood, ফ্রোজেন in place, as I watched what this wretched spirit had done to him. I couldn’t stand to see him like this but I couldn’t move.
Look what you’ve done! I screamed to her. I can’t believe you’d ruin my life to stay here longer than you’re supposed to! What’s wrong with just moving on?!
*I don’t want to leave my family!she screamed back. *I have a son and a husband who I প্রণয় so much I can’t ভালুক to be apart from even in death. Do আপনি understand that?
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Fan fiction by JandMsMommy posted বছরখানেক আগে
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This is a Fanfic I'm working on, called When Worlds Collide. I'm posting the link, hoping everybody will give it a chance.
It has over 10,000 মতামত and almost 300 reviews so far!
In my story, Edward is a smart over achiever, Emmett is in jail, and Bella is a mysterious পরবর্তি door neighbor with some issues.
Edward has to decide if he's going to risk everything for Bella, অথবা if he's going to continue to please everybody around him and forget about her.
It's E/B AU-AH with heavy drama. I hope আপনি take a look at at!!

LINK---> link


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Review by cajas posted বছরখানেক আগে
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chapter 22. FLIGHT
DEMETRI LEFT US IN THE CHEERFULLY OPULENT RECEPTION area, where the woman Gianna was still at her post behind the polished counter. Bright, harmless সঙ্গীত tinkled from hidden speakers.
"Do not leave until dark," he warned us.
Edward nodded, and Demetri hurried away.
Gianna did not seem at all surprised দ্বারা the exchange, though she did eye Edward's borrowed ছদ্মবেশ with shrewd speculation.
"Are আপনি all right?" Edward asked under his breath, to low for the human woman to hear. His voice was rough—if velvet can be rough—with anxiety. Still stressed দ্বারা our situation, I imagined.
"You'd better make her sit before she falls," Alice said. "She's going to pieces."
It was only then that I realize I was shaking, shaking hard, my entire frame vibrating until my teeth chattered and the room around me seemed to wobble and blur in my eyes. For one wild second, I wondered if this was how Jacob felt just before exploding into a werewolf.
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Article by CREDDIECHANNY posted বছরখানেক আগে
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jake and bella
come যোগদান the Jacob n' Bella vs. Edward and Bella club!!It's where আপনি can come and বিতর্ক which of these two couples is better! SO PLEASE JOIN!!And আপনি can always come and post anything আপনি want about jacob and bella অথবা edward and bella অথবা each of them seperately!!! So PLEASE COME যোগদান AND SHARE YOUR IDEAS ABOUT THESE WONDERFUL COUPLES THAT WILL SOON ENCOURAGE OUR FUTURES!!JK!! No RUDE মতামত PLEASE!!!! EDWARD AND BELLA!!!


JACOB AND BELLA!!!

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Fan fiction by twilight_james posted বছরখানেক আগে
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"Edward, Im a werewolf" I told him
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"Bella," Alices voice was panicked. "Bella, he doesn't want to live anymore. He's going back to the Volturi, and they will kill him this time!"
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I walked down the dark corridor, Jacob and Sam and the rest of the pack were with me. We were in Volterra, and just about to enter the turrent room. Memories came flooding back to me-Janes smile, Edward in agony, Alice holding me back. I shook them away and rushed into the doors. Edward was being held between two ভ্যাম্পায়ার ares.
He twisted his head around to look at me. "Bella, I'm so sorry"
And then Aro twisted his arms, and Edwards head fell to the ground, staring at me with unblinking eyes.
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I woke up with sweat pouring off my face. Not a good nightmare to have, especilly when আপনি were sharing a pack mind. I decicded I needed a distraction, and ran out of my room, into the forest, and phased.
[Anyone there] I thought tentivatley
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Opinion by Isabellaashley posted বছরখানেক আগে
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My Favourite Book: New Moon VS Eclipse

New Moon was a হৃদয় breaking book and it was the first book that I’d bought to start my twilight collection despite my parents’ protest. It had a great storyline which kept readers wanting আরো towards the ending of the story wherelse Eclipse is the battle of two loves that would end with the ultimate sacrifice from one প্রণয় and I found myself entwined দ্বারা the power of the প্রণয় ত্রিভুজ between the major characters: Bella, Edward and Jacob.
In New Moon, Bella is fearful as she celebrates her 18th birthday with the Cullens and because of her clumsiness; she was almost attack দ্বারা her vampire sweetheart’s entire family except Carlisle whom is immune to the draw of blood due to centuries of practice. To protect her life and soul, Edward leaves Bella and is forced to break her হৃদয় in order to keep her নিরাপদ from the vampire world that he lived in. She goes on a rampage after his entire family leaves the town of Forks দ্বারা doing idiotic with the help of her best friend, Jacob and his feelings towards her starts to bloom but her feeling towards Edward was unchanged as she’d been ready to leave her human life and যোগদান his...
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Opinion by Isabellaashley posted বছরখানেক আগে
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New Moon Movie Review

On the 27 November 2009, I’d gone to Sunway Pyramid to catch the first প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে of the দিন of the twilight saga: NEW MOON. It had been released the পূর্ববর্তি দিন in Malaysia but unfortunately I’d changed my plans to watch it on the first দিন due to the massive crowd that were as excited as I was to watch the most anticipated movie of the year. The adrenaline was pumping in my whole body that I’d found it difficult to concentrate on my life until my desire was fulfilled and I was not disappointed after watching it. The প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে started at 10.45 am and I managed to enter the cinema in the nick of time as I’d queued up for a snack. The entire audiences that I watched the movie with were tolerant and I found myself so into the movie that I’d never managed to finish my ভুট্টার খই despite ordering the smallest size. I also rarely blinked as the intensity of the movie caught me off guard even though I’d watched all three of the trailers and several extras from America(that were never released in Malaysia despite its high demands) The plot was strong and the heart-breaking part as Edward leaves Bella made me and I’m sure that most people would...
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Fan fiction by BuffyFaithFan1 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Chapter Sixteen: হৃদয় To হৃদয় Conversations

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When we got to our room, we pushed the door open and threw our luggage down দ্বারা the bed. And that's when we both fell onto the বিছানা after closing the door. We closed our eyes, and felt his hand touch my head as if in comfort. But then everything came back to me like an old movie being projected onto a stone দেওয়াল at school. But the strangest thing was, I wasn't looking through my eyes. I was looking through Edwards. I saw the whole thing of Ili and what had happened:
Edward was standing পরবর্তি to Alice and Carlisle.
[i]"Tell us everything." Carlisle said.
"HA!" Ili snapped. "You think I'm that stupid!?!"
"Of course." Alice piped in and Jasper and Emmett stiffled a laugh.
"Tell us everything." Carlisle repeated.
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Fan fiction by twilight-7 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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তারকা then italics is Loretta speaking. Just italics is Kayla.

Kayla’s POV

I pushed against Loretta, pushing her away. I knew I had a chance to regain control of my body again. It was me who had screamed after Edward. I fought her, feeling her spirit near to me. It was strange being in my own head but not able to do anything other than watch and think. She was in command of everything while I sat helplessly in a small মহাকাশ in the back of my own head. All I could really do was sort of hit myself against my skull, annoy her into recognising I was here. It caused her some moderate pain but not me.
“No!” she screamed. “No! I want to stay!”
“Loretta, let her have her body back,” Zachariah said. He held her still to stop her fighting me. I didn’t know what to do exactly to get her out of my head. All I could do was push her to the back of my mind and keep her there দ্বারা building a little দেওয়াল around her.
I could feel myself flying অগ্রবর্তী in my own mind, feel strength and power returning to me. I moved my head to the right and then to the left and smiled for a brief second. I had my body back.
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Fan fiction by courtneykutie posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Hello!!!Tell me What আপনি think!!Hope আপনি like it!!-courtney!!

Renesmee POV....35 years later

"Mom"I yelled from the bath room,In my Lake house in Michigan

"What Honey?"She asked from the door and came in

"Mom im Pregnant again"I ব্যক্ত and lifted up the pee stick thet read postive

"Oh thats Great"She ব্যক্ত all Happy and cheery

"I know so will আপনি help me tell every one when they get back?"

"Yep"Mom ব্যক্ত and ran down stairs

Jake and Me have 3 kids already and are now going to have 4,The oldest Jamie,she's 16 and a নেকড়ে like her dad,0% vampire.
Then Ricky,he's 15 and 25% Vampire and 0% wolf.
Then Riley,she's 10 and 25% Vampire and 0% নেকড়ে like her brother.

Ricky and Riley grew up real fast,both took 10 years to be full grown and it only took me 5 years and a half,Both really smart like me and both dont age like me,jamie was the only one that was normal till 15 and she got mad at Jake and Phased.Now she wont age either.
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Fan fiction by IsabellaMCullen posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Chapter four of Painful Memories.Longest chapter so far.Let me know how I did.
Luv ya so much for reading.

xoxo bree xoxo


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Jasper POV




I was sitting at the dining room table.Alice is dicussing details on thins from the vision she had of Rosalie that she just told us about.Carsile is calming down Esme, while discussing with Alice, Esme is now dry sobbing into his chest.I try to calm her with a few waves of calm I send her way.This was really taking effect on Esme.

I can now hear edward.His quiet footsteps are getting closer to the stairs.Bella is asleep now, I can hear her even breathing upstairs and her soft snore.

Rosalie has been missing for an ঘন্টা and 30 mins now.There's so much sadness coming from everyone else in the house, that I'm actually feeling quite depressed myself.Even though Im not that upset Rosalie is gone.I thought of it আরো as a nice quiet vacation.I don't think I can stan much আরো of this.
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Fan fiction by TeanRose424 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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I woke up on the couch, thats probably why my neck was so sore. My পছন্দ book was on my lap; breaking dawn i read it all night. I looked around for a clock and realized that this wasnt my house. This wasnt any of my neighbors house. I couoldnt figure out where i was.
Then i heard a noise and Jasper was right over my head, his eyes were a beautiful Bronze color. he ব্যক্ত in a painfull voice " Who are you? how did আপনি get here?"
I was to stuned to speak i just sat there with my mouth open like an idiot. Then another voice shouted " theres a human in here!" i gussed it was emmet it was bombing all over the house.
Jasper asked again "who are you?" this time i spoke " my name is Sydney, and i dont know how i got here..." He shoke his head and ব্যক্ত " alice was right again" " right about what?" i asked. He ব্যক্ত you'll have to get someone else to explain to আপনি because i think i'm going to lose ontrol. The with that he dissapered.
I stood up and looked around, my book was gone. How could that happen. Then there was another vampire standing right in front of me, it was edward. He looked at me for a long he looked very curios so i spoke first i ব্যক্ত "...
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Fan fiction by bella01 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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[EPOV]


"we have to change her" alice said


"no"i half shouted


"we have no other choice e4dward" alice argued


"she is rigth son"carlisle said


Then her হৃদয় skipped a beat.Her হৃদয় beat is faint i barely hear it even with my super hearing.Then her হৃদয় skipped another beat that cause all of us to gasped.


"PLEASE BELLA NO" i shouted


"son we have no time"carlisle said.Then bella stopped breathing.


"you can stop edward think of a reason to stop"carlisle ব্যক্ত in a rash.i nodded my head to him.


I tilted her head then সরানো my mouth towards her neck.I opened my mouth then bite her.I released my venom through her veins then সরানো my mouth away from her.


I looked at her shocked of what i have just done.I didn't felt the thirst.I didn't smell অথবা taste her blood.All i am thinking is to save her.
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Fan fiction by TotallyMe105 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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(Edwards Sister)
নমস্কার sorry it took so long!!!

Heres the first Chapter!!!
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Chapter 2: What Really Happened.

(Present Day)


I silently sat on the gently swaying বৃক্ষ branch with both of my pale cold legs wrapped under me. My hands gripped my sweater closer even though i couldnt feel the cold the feel of wool was a comfort to me.
The endless green in front of me seemed to go on forever as i sat watching the trees turn into a silent see of waves.
Forks, Washington was my new home. My first real প্রথমপাতা since i was a nomadic vampire and didnt fancy in staying anywhere. But here felt different আরো like a home. I had only experienced that once.
I was changed a long time পূর্বে back in Chicago when i was only 16. My parents had both died of the spanish influenza and my brother....edward had also died. I had been sent away due to the disease to a different state but when i got প্রথমপাতা everything I ever had was just gone.
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Opinion by mandapanda posted বছরখানেক আগে
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New Moon came out the 20th. Since then, I've seen it 5 times. Each time, I noticed a few things I didn't catch the first time.

I'll start off with the things that were the same everytime I watched it.

-Taylor's Acting: I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, but he did a terrible job. Not necessarily as Jacob, but as an actor. I may sound harsh, but he went over the শীর্ষ in many scenes. I'm not saying Kristen অথবা Rob's অভিনয় was extraordinary, but Taylor's was extremely blatant and noticeable. Scene in particular:
- the movie theatre scene: "Do আপনি want me to put আপনি in the hospital?!" I understand Jacob's character has dramatic changes, and he feels out of control all the time, spontaneous mood swings, but this was over the top.
- but what I did like: when Jacob went to Bella's room. Taylor's অভিনয় was still terrible. But his facial expression when he looked at the dream catcher on her headboard, it translated as sadness. I could feel his sadness that it wasn't the same as before. I thought he translated that well in that one look.
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Fan fiction by GothicGirl0525 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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End of Chapter 12:

    So Jane, How does it feel to have আপনি own gift used against you. Doesn’t feel so well dose it. I have a solution. We’re going to play a game. আপনি can play অথবা I will kill আপনি now. No সেকেন্ড thought at all. Your choice?” I ব্যক্ত she looked at me with this evil game and also like she was looking অগ্রবর্তী to this.
    “I will play the game” She ব্যক্ত with that evil laugh of hers.
    “Sounds good. No backings out after আপনি hear the rules. Well this is how আপনি play. Any of us meaning Edward, Jasper, Carlisle and Eleazer and me ask আপনি any প্রশ্ন we like and আপনি have to answer it truth. If I find out your lying দ্বারা Edward then I will do something আপনি wish I would never do but I’m not telling আপনি because then that would mean you’re going to try and find a way out of it and I don’t want that.” I said
    “So are we ready? অথবা would আপনি rather just dye instead of playing the game? Up to you. I’m fine with both” I ব্যক্ত looking at her and her looking at me
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Opinion by Twilight_NERD69 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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I would like an opinion on why আপনি প্রণয় the Twilight Series. I প্রণয় Twilight so i'm not trying to be offensive অথবা anything towards people. I'm curious, and i want to প্রদর্শনী people who don't like Twilight, why we all are obssessed with these amazing stories that have touches so many of our hearts. My own opinion is because we want a world where we have somebody that loves us unconditionally and romantically as Edward loves Bella. We all want that fairy tale like Twilight, heyy, why not bring ভ্যাম্পায়ার and নেকড়ে-মানুষ into this? They're both amazing. We definitly need আরো প্রণয় in the world, and not trying to sound like a hippie অথবা anything. হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ but theres too much hatred in the world. Why is it that somebody HAS to hate another person? its ridiculous. I think Stephanie Meyer made an amazing story depicting that we can fall in প্রণয় like that, and i'm not just saying that just because us teenagers can be VERY dramatic, but its true. It also shows guys that they should respect and be a gentleman towards girls. Now not every girl may agree but thats just based on opinion. We CAN find our life, but first, we need to stop hating eachother. I think stephanie doesn't know what she did, in good...
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Fan fiction by BuffyFaithFan1 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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{Hope আপনি all had a WONDERFUL Thanksgiving Holday!!! And I hope আপনি all ate ENOUGH turkey so আপনি dont have to look at it for the পরবর্তি month! XD Please enjoy and comment!!! :)-BuffyFaithfan1}


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Chapter Fifteen: In Which We Stay At A Hotel
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An original quote দ্বারা BuffyFaithfan1
"When someone's life hangs in the balance...what do আপনি do to save that person? When life becomes a struggle, does that mean it's an easier way 2 give up on life? অথবা is it a sign to do harder and succeed আরো than usual?"
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Edward hand held mine as he followed Alice and Jasper down the highway. Renesmee was in the back seat, asleep. I was sitting পরবর্তি to Edward, who was driving at a 75 MPH and I wasn't scared of the fastness anymore like I used to be.
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Article by dreamyejo posted বছরখানেক আগে
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edward forever
ok so i'm all cool with jake right but edward loves bella and jake could ruin everything. I'v read all the বই so i know he does't but still. all around edward is better for bella so why does jake try so hard. if i were edward jake would be dead already. but if jake ever did get bella i'd give edward a sholder to cry on :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))<3 anyway why don't they just bella down at a টেবিল and be like jake:ok bella..
edward:bella প্রণয় what the dog was gonna say is that he want to know who আপনি প্রণয় more.
and bella would be like :well...
jake:DOg!DOG! don't get me upset!!!
edward:easy boy i think i can handle আপনি *laugh*
then bella would jump in and say :your অভিনয় like idiots then edward would say something impossibly charming jake would run away and we all know what happens পরবর্তি (...);). but in the end bella always picks............................................................EDWARD!!!!or (the sexy man as i like to call him)
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Bella and Jacob
as it seems to be best বন্ধু with feelings Jacob's হৃদয় beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one দিন have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's হৃদয় wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much আরো so for now his হৃদয় only beats a Little for her mother but so much আরো for her.

Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers দিন but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always প্রণয় Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there হৃদয় for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.
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"I hate them so much... Arrgh" "calm down man আপনি cant do any thing about it" "whatever আপনি know im not like the rest of you".


lost? thought আপনি might be. see i am a diferent Werrewolf... im half vampire too... its so horrible fighting for আপনি life. no wonder i the only one alive. The cool thing is i dont have to take ordes. we think its because im not full werewolf. so id be alpha of my own pack. oh i guess people who think they saw a blood red ভালুক run through the woods... well they're not crazy... thats me. red im red oh yeah some think its funny they say things like"You Over Sized Elmo". yeah funny. they're very careful even though im not venomous doesnt mean i not strong. remember i have the strenght of a vampire and a werewolf. one আরো thing im a CULLEN... my real father is Emett but my real mom is Leah. Leah didnt form for 9 monhts. im told that Roslie my adoption mom want a kid. me. i dont know why she wanted to have a child thats 2/4 নেকড়ে and 1/4 human oh yeah dont forget it 1/4 vampire. so that was close to what was goning on when আপনি came to hear... "I hate them so much... Arrgh" "calm down man আপনি cant do any thing about it" "whatever you...
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100 ways to annoy the Cullen’s.

1.) Take Jasper to an African American Support center and tell everyone there his full name.

2.) Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around Jasper.

3.) Tell Carlisle that Esme has been having an affair with Aro Volturi

4.) Dangle Alice's পছন্দ pair of shoes over your head when আপনি are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.

5.) Fill Edward's iPod with rap songs

6.) Fill Emmett’s with classical

7.) Tell Alice that Jasper looks at porn

8.) Pay ten guys to look at Rosalie and go "Ewe"

9.) Spray paint Edward's car pink

10.) Tell him it was Alice's idea

11.) Then when he gets mad tell him that Bella likes it, just to calm him down

12.) Then suggest anger management classes

13.) Tell Jasper he should be a therapist

14.) Tell anyone of the Cullen’s that they should go to a tanning salon
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