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I found this hilarious তালিকা on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate আপনি and I don't প্রণয় আপনি any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could আপনি cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in প্রণয় with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) আপনি know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

here is my twilight ফ্যান্টাসি life......
it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if আপনি are doing something important, আপনি should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up!
also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if আপনি get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! মতামত PLEAZ!

My name is...

**Warning! Spoilers ahead**

**Still under construction. I will add আরো উত্তর when I remember আরো questions**

Q. How come Alice and Jasper can affect Bella with their অতিপ্রাকৃতিক powers, but Edward and Aro and Jane can't?

A. This প্রশ্ন comes up at every single signing! The answer is explained in Eclipse, but I'm going to tell আপনি all anyway, just so there's less confusion.

Bella has a very private mind. She can't be touched there. What Edward and Aro do is clearly a mental thing; Jane, also, works inside the head (Jane doesn't actually inflict pain on anyone's body, she just puts the illusion...

yea i made the শিরোনাম to be something a little less opinionated, and আরো open to other peoples opinon. so if আপনি agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! আপনি have got a serious problem, and আপনি are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...