part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. নমস্কার boy scout ব্যক্ত methos with a smerk. yes old man? ব্যক্ত dunkin.do আপনি remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do ব্যক্ত dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the বিয়ার they had in forks ব্যক্ত methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks ব্যক্ত dunkin.well can we get a বিয়ার and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut আপনি up old man ব্যক্ত dunkin.ok old man were here ব্যক্ত dunkin.beer here i come ব্যক্ত methos. but what they find is bella রাজহাঁস and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever আপনি can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When আপনি go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what আপনি will be doing in five মিনিট every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. যন্ত্রপত্র her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever আপনি can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When আপনি go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what আপনি will be doing in five মিনিট every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. যন্ত্রপত্র her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.