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Nessie's Life chap 1

posted by Angelcatz11

Nessie's POV

I looked around curiously, I starred at the strange objects moving around my head. What were they? I looked around আরো and আরো and became scared of my surroundings, I let out a small cry and started to kick and wiggle about. A moment later and tall dark haired man appered-My father Edward Cullen. He scooped me up and gently started rocking me back and forth. "Shhh Ness, its ok" He rocked and kissed me for a few আরো মিনিট then set me down into my বিছানা agian. Soon I fell asleep.

taking chance chapter 10

posted by karpach_14

"uncle emmett when i ব্যক্ত i can keep an eye on everybody i meant, i can keep an eye on everybody except my parents" i told him, and my parents relaxed.
"how can আপনি have two powers?" my grandma esme asked me.
"three" i corrected her. her eyes widened. then i got an idea.
"uncle emmett wanna fight?" i asked him. and he turned to me with a great big smile.
"nessie no" my mom said.
"this is the best part of my power, relax mom" i told her.
"i'd প্রণয় to fight, and i'd প্রণয় to warn u watch your back," uncle emmett told me. i nodded. we went into the backyard to fight.
"you start" i told uncle emmett. he...

taking chances chapter 7

posted by karpach_14

"who is it?" eric asked. this cant be any worse ur alone with a guy at a hotel and ur family pops up thinking who knows what.
"grandpa Carlisle i told only mom" i whispered to him.
"i didnt want to tell them, but edward read my mind" he told me. i couldnt believe it.
"dad stop পাঠ করা peoples mind" i told him, i wasnt as mad with him as i was before.
"ooo a movie sweet... excuse me let me through" emmett ব্যক্ত and went o watch avatar.
"ooo popcorn" he practically shouted and i rolled my eyes.
"i've missed u so much" aunt alice squealed.
"me too" and she hugged me.
"then y dont u come home?" she asked...

taking chances chapter 6

posted by karpach_14

"um eric,, i think im going to go to class talk to আপনি after school" i told him and kissed him on his cheek. when i entered the class i sat in my আসন and waited till class started. then a girl comes up to me.
"hey new girl back off of eric" she said
"y should i its not like u can make me" i told her and i smiled.
"oh i can i'll tell him something that he should know bout u"
"like wat?, i dont keep secrets from him"
"trust me theres something he doesnt know"
"go ahead its not like im scared of u, trust theres nothing that can make me leave him"
"he's gonna leave u"
"whatever" i told her and i turned...

taking chances chapter 4

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 4
At the airport Carlisle came to pick us up this time. Aunt alice ran to Carlisle and came his a hug. Me Emmett and Rosalie were walking slowly just to get on alice’s nerves. Carlisle came up to me.
“how was ur vacation nessie?” carlisel aske me before I could answer alice answered first.
“she looked sick to me all the time, the only thing she did was sit in the house and do her work, Carlisle I think আপনি need to check her” alice said
“really?” Carlisle aske me
“grandpa Carlisle I feel fine” I lied, I got a huge headache, I felt dizzy and everything went black. Then the...

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Aithne Chapter 9

posted by teamalice_0

So soory its been a looong time its annoying but my computer is fixe WOOOOOOOO!!!!
-teamalice_0
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I didnt sleep well after hearing the person অথবা whatever it was that was in my room. Creeped me out. I wondered how they got in anyways. 1.Living with a cop, great deterrence.2. Every knew he has plently of guns.3 We live in a 2 story house, its hard to get into a two story room without a sound. 3. We got an alarm system on the entire bottom floor.4 Im a lightsleeper, ever since I went blind my hearing got so much better, how I didnt notice them earlier...

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হারিয়ে গেছে প্রণয় Chapter 17

posted by groovychicklisa

Edward I.......

“I don’t know what আপনি want me to say to that? আপনি have no idea how much I want to stay with you! But I don’t think I can – we aren’t good for each other we've both hurt each other to much! If anything were to happen to আপনি be it my fault অথবা not I don't know if I could go on.” I stuttered trying to hold back my tears.
“Bella I don't think আপনি understand how much I need আপনি in my life! I was never the boy who wanted to settle down and get married and now I'm 18 and I want all that! But not just with anyone I want it with you! Do আপনি remember when we were kids, before...

Funniest twilight Eva The masks

posted by IluvjacobOk

Bella:Oh Emmett!!______________________ edward:emmett she mine!!! Jelous.14:18Bella: exCUUUZE me edward i olredy CHOZE emmett.14:19Edward: go off crieing somewhere.14:20Emmett: wait ur not edward!Pulze of maskUr MARCUS.14:22Marcus:is not pulze off mask I'm jane.14:23Bella: No ur not pulze of mask ur VICTORIA.14:25Victoria: No I'm not pulze off mask I'm Bella.14:27Bella 1: If ur bella. Then i'm *pulze of mask Renesmee?? I don't think she's born yet. i juz came here?.14:28Emmett: let's test who the real Bella!!KISS ME!.14:29Both bella's: OK :-D *thinkin' <3 <3 <3*.14:31Emmett:Ok eat some worm .14:32Both bella's: Ok :-Deating worms.14:33Emmett:Punch me.14:34Bella 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bella 2: no. yes, no yes_____________.14:39emmett:Bella one is the real bella pluze off mask ur James_________________James: u got me I'm back from the dead to kill...Oh danm ur a vampire!!.14:41Renesmee: Ooooohhh he's cute.Bella 1 eeeww End

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Servant Part 2

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas pov
Why must he do this to me? Torture me one minute; then acts like he is in প্রণয় with me and treats me nice and speaks gentle. It just doesn't make sense. I hope it wasn't an act. He is hard to figure out.I just wish he could tell me how he feels. But he is my master and I have to keep it strictly proffesional.

Today; (after the chores,) I decided to roam around the gardens. It was beautiful. There were roses, fountains and a lot of greenery. I found a copie of a book to read, as I sat upon a stone bench. It was comfortable and I was happy; but not for long. "Hello Isabella." I looked...

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Bad dreams (Edwards Pov)

posted by uniquezandy

Of all the things I could do in the night; (read, play পিয়ানো even hunt,) and I am here in Bella Swans room. One night I was just running. till I found her room. I decided to pop in to see her. For some reason she intrests because I can't read her mind. As I slowly, (but quickly;) climbed up the brick দেওয়াল outside, I heard her loud scream. She must be in pain. It was horrible to look at. For another reason, it made me feel sad and shock to see her like this. If only I could read her thoughts, then I could see whats troubling her. I was thinking on what to do. To end her screams. I was very surprised...

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The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever...

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A ইউটিউব Script(episode twenty-two;Season Finale)Lost...Never Found

posted by moolah

A ইউটিউব Script:
*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the বিছানা sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper:...

my wish come true chapter 6

posted by whatupiloveyou

I told আপনি that I would update soon. I knew some of আপনি wouldn't believe me, so I am proving আপনি wrong. I'm still on bed-rest so I'm updating. So far this is the longest…I know I am so excited. Ok, back to my story.

Disclaimer: Again, I really don't own twilight.

B POV

I can't believe that I was doing this! I never thought that I would ever be back at Forks. Ever since Edward, I was so happy it didn't hurt to say his name, left. I felt a little happier since I had a part of Edward with me. I think I at least owe my dad to see me happier. I wish Edward was here with me, but I knew he would meet...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [TWENTY]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWENTY]
(Attention: This chapter goes back to Cyd's Point Of View. Enjoy!)
    "Great" I muttered, and ran back to catch up with Shropee and Tabra.
    But I stopped as I heard a bump come from the inside of Jerek's car. I opened the back door, and I gasped.
    "SHROPEE!" I called. "TABRA!"
    In two মিনিট they came around the car, and I backed up against Shropee's.
    "What is it?" They asked.
    "Help....

Who wants to take part in a Twilight Study?

posted by TwilightStudy

Hello female অনুরাগী of the Twilight book series! We are inviting আপনি to take part in an online study that investigates your general attitudes and beliefs about the characters in the book and about your own life and relationships. The survey will take about 20-30 মিনিট to complete. To participate, আপনি must meet the following requirements:

1. আপনি are female
2. আপনি are currently romantically attached (i.e. আপনি are dating someone, in a relationship, অথবা married).
3. আপনি have read all four Twilight series বই at least once.
4. আপনি have proficiency in the English language.

If...

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In the normall world capter 10

posted by KatiiCullen94

i sat in my chevy, the gift from my boyfriend that no longer wanted that title. Was jacob seriously that angry at me, that i allowed edward hold while i was sick?
He still diddnt even know, about.
i was debating about saying hello to billy inside, i knew knew i was outside awaiting his sons arrival, but a sense of unwelcome , kept me away.
i sat fusuing over whiether to take jacob with i am woman here me roar, অথবা just start crying now. i have alot to cry about, at least he wont think its fake.
But i interuppted দ্বারা a bang on my window. Jacob. He had cut his hair to a short do, and his bare chest...

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Family Forever 3

posted by LexisFaith

I burst through the door still wondering where the hell my Volvo was. "Mom! Where the hell is my car?!" Panic was setting in, and fast.

"You have a rental car remember? The Ashton Martin." She called though the kitchen.

I had forgotten I had to leave my Volvo at home. Damn. Insted I was driving a dark blue Ashton Martin.

"Edward? Can I talk to আপনি for a minute?" Esme asked sitting down on the couch.

"Mom." I groand. "I have to go pick up Bella."

"It will only take a moment." She begged.

"Mom. I really do-"

She cut me off. "Edward, if আপনি would shut up for a second, it could be over with and done."...

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taking chances chapter 13

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 13

I introduce them.
“nice to meet you” my father said.
“niced to meet আপনি too” ivan replied.i wondered if he knew that ivan was a vampire. But there would be no guessing.. my father didn’t know that I lovve ivan.. so its going to be a shock to him .eric went to the cafeteria and then s couple secconds later the ঘণ্টা rang.ivan hurried to class, while I stood there with my father and aunt.
“dad ivAN IS COMING TODAY TO MEET MY FAMILY”I TOLD HIM AND BEFORE HE COULD SAY anything aunt alice grabbed to to class. After school aunt alice rode in her car and me ivan and eric rode...

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Jacob Gave Bella PAYBACK

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a স্নেহ চুম্বন sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright আপনি win!
*calls him*
Jacob: নমস্কার its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 ঘন্টা Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*

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just a twist 'Embry: when i first saw her'

posted by mia1emmett

I have made this so আপনি guys can see how it was when Embry first saw stella.

At the bonfire:
Where is Jake? Sam wont start this bonfire with out him. ugh! how long does it take him to go get Nessie! i thought to my self as Paul and Jared were trying to eat the খাবার but Emily just smacked there hands. we all heard two নেকড়ে howls and gave each other looks. Sam was getting prepared to attack when we saw Nessie running out of the wood and wave at us. Then Jake walked out with this almost pale, long wavy brown hair that almost touched her hips. she had green as ঘাস eyes and was smiling at Jake....