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Chapter Twelve:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
Do আপনি know how on the first তারিখ you’ll get flowers? And আপনি say they’re beautiful, and then two days later they die? Well, that’s what happened to my stomach. My stomach was skinny, small, and sexy. At least I thought the sexy part. But whenever I woke up in the morning I placed a hand on my stomach. And felt a small bump. This causing me to SCREAM bloody murder. Dear god, the baby shouldn’t be this big should it? Renesmee woke up, clearly alarmed and groggily asks, “What’s wrong?” I say nothing just charge out of my room feeling fatter than the...
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Chapter Eleven:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Woo…I thought it was one of those ‘Awkward-Silence-Scenes’!” She ব্যক্ত and I started laughing.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
My microwave sounded. I smiled hard and opened the microwave. The মাখন was melted perfectly and the aroma smelled nice through my colorful family room. Renesmee looked at the green and blue bowl in my hands. I laughed, “Want some?” “Please?” I smiled and grabbed a plastic cup with Yogi ভালুক on it. I poured half of the মাখন into Yogi then grabbed a Tweety Bird cup and poured the rest of the melted Trans fat into that cup. I handed...
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Edwards POV
Aggh another wedding! This is going to be fun(!) Tanya from the Denali coven is having a huge wedding and is inviting everyone from the town! And I thought Rosalie likes doing things big, but when I asked her what she thought she replied, "it's way আরো exstravagant for my taste." Best dressed; like all my family, and we were off. Finally, Tanya was marrying someone so she can stop flirting with me and get off my back. I am fine on my own.

After the wedding we went all out for a moonlit dance under the stars and that was when I saw her... I walked over to her and asked "would you...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
The voice of an offical worker brought me back to live from feels like an awaking.
My leg was grinnign inn ache and wrist was thrubbing. Looking up with drugged vision, i managed to define and remember the flawless features of Charisle Cullen.
"Bella, your ok, আপনি just had a little accident yesterday. broke your wrist and ancle, i will let আপনি out tomorrow, but i will have আপনি on crunches, rekon আপনি survive on those ? অথবা those weapons for you?" He ব্যক্ত smile, shaking off his serious tone that spoke the bad news. i was releived as i was shocked.
i dont even remember an accident, nor do i even...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
i diddnt know how to take Edward patience and becoming obession when i saw him waiting at my home.
I dont know what was growing inside me, but i just made me mad, and angry and wanted to lash out. Was i jealous? OMG YES I WAS! that leah girl গাউন my boyfriend!!
i'd never been a bitchy girl that seeked revenge only because i never had any reason too, but this is jacob! and i could see that there were parts of him that still wanted me, and i wasnt going to give up, i still have my chance.
Maybe she forces him... i always knew i was a very lucky girl when jacob was the one that showed interest...
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posted by lollipopszx3
Alice, Rose, and I, walked through the campus, with Alice telling us everything she knows about this school from the teachers, to the classes, to আরো students that we should stay away from. "Tip number 27. Stay clear of Mike Newton. He's clingy and he doesn't take no for an answer. And he's ALWAYS after the new girl, অথবা in this case, girls." She pointed a cute boy with blonde hair and blue eyes. He looked absolutely adorable! But I think it would look pretty weird if I pinched his cheeks, so I kept that thought to myself.

"And that is Mr. Greene. He's the headmaster of the school. He's super...
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Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FIFTEEN]
    I waited for Jerek's return, not wanting to walk into her room and feel awkward and not say anything. And when Jerek did return, Shropee and Tabra trudged down the stairs behind him, just as shocked as I was. We all walked into the room together, and we stopped at the sight of Verona's eyes that were open, looking at us at the doorway.
    "Hi." She whispered.
    "Welcome back." Shropee smiled, and we all laughed nervously except for her.
    "What's...
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Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[ELEVEN]
    I fell asleep in his arms, my leg over his waist, my head on his chest, my hand on his stomach. I had a dream about a woman, an old woman, sitting behind a টেবিল that আপনি would see at a palm-reader's work shop, and her eyes glowed a misty blue color, and fog shot up out of no where, covering her body, her face. All I could see was her eyes.
    'Where am I?' I thought.
    "Why, আপনি are at my place. My haven." The woman said.
    "Who...
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Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[NINE]
    "Are আপনি sure?" Jerek asked. "I mean, that sounds a bit-"
    "Weak." Tabra said, filling in the blank.
    "Yes. But, Cyd's right. We have no idea when the fight is, nor where. If this fight happens, they'll spring on us. Not the otherway around. Which means, we wait. We wait for them to bring the fight to us. It doesn't sound brave, but it's smart." Shropee was leaning against the door frame, her arms crossed over her chest. "It's only three in the afternoon,...
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posted by uniquezandy
Edwards POV
The last thing I remember, was bad . Before I got to class; Mike (suprise, suprise,) grabbed my hand willing to say something threating... These were his words. "Enjoy it while আপনি can Cullen, and stop প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে off আপনি have Bella. I am drawing the line and if I see আপনি lovey-dovey again, your face will be gone." There was going to be no holding back where once and for all I pumble him into a pulp. But my Bella stopped me; "hey Edward, is everything ok?" I had to reply because I hate keeping secrets. "Mike is being an idiot. He was threating me because I was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে off I had you....
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posted by mia1emmett
:) ;) i প্রণয় how i ended this chapter
Chapter 14
            School is fun
    Today was my first দিন at the packs school. Me Paul and Jared are in the same grade then Jake, Quill, Embry, Leah then Seth. It was 6:30 I got up and walked to Jake’s bathroom quickly showered and grabbed a t-shirt with a peace sign and all over লেখা that ব্যক্ত peace. Then I grabbed cut off shorts. I changed and walked out grabbed my white nikes and let Jake in to change and get ready. I made us breakfast and I noticed that Billy was...
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Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWENTY]
    Later that night, I got out of the shower, ready to go to bed, anxious for Verona's arrival tomorrow morning. I was tired and anxious. If you're anxious, doesn't that mean that আপনি should be awake and a bit energized? Anyways, I am tired and anxious, and if that wasn't possible before, it now is.
    "You tired?" I asked Jerek once I crawled into bed.
    "Yea. Being nervous, and now anxious, made me tired. Plus, I had to fight a few people in...
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Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FOURTEEN]
    Five মিনিট later, seven knocks came to the door again, and I let Ethan back into the room.
    "He's there. I told him to lock the door, and watch out for people." Ethan said, and I felt better now.
    "Thanks so much." I said, and he nodded.
    "So, when does Shropee get here?" He asked.
    "We don't know. She ব্যক্ত she'll knock ten times on the door so we know it's her and Jerek." Tabra answered.
    "Alright....
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Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[THIRTEEN]
    "Ethan." I said, interrupting their talk. "Sorry, but...when আপনি aren't checking on her, who is?"
    "My friends, Derek and Faith." He said. "Don't worry. They know how much danger she is under, and when Derek isn't checking on Verona, I am, and if I am busy, Faith will. We always have someone checking on her."
    "Can আপনি put someone in there right now to stay with her, and make sure no one unauthorized gets in?" I asked.
    "Why?"...
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posted by mia1emmett
i know this is short sorry.
Chapter 12
         DREAM
    I was running with Embry and Seth. Embry stopped me and I asked “what? We have to go!” but then I heard Sam say “Embry don’t do it she’s not ready” Jake grabbed my hand but Embry smacked it away and growled. I tried to run but he held tighter, I screamed ‘help!’ and Paul came running to my side. He pushed Embry and grabbed me and started running with me but then Embry pushed Paul and Paul got mad. But then I gave Paul a look and he walked away and that’s when...
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posted by mia1emmett
 this is stellas car. its a jaguar color black roof open.
this is stellas car. its a jaguar color black roof open.
Chapter 11
            “oh boy”
    Edward and everyone greeted us at the door, rose walked up to Nessie and ব্যক্ত “you spent to much time with dogs, other then one of your aunts being a dog” I rolled my eyes and I walked up stairs thinking about how me and Seth were talking about how it would be so cool if we swam all the way from La push to where ever. I must have been so deep in thought I didn’t hear the door open because Emmett’s face was in my face. I rolled off my বিছানা “ok I am ready” Emmett’s...
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A/N:
After u readd this u need 2 add a comit and i will thank u.tell me wat u think and if u r sad it is almost over...if u r then do u want to beg i MIGHT make a bonuz chapter after its all over...would u like dat?
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Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I স্মেল্ট the ground that stood beneath my feet. It smelled Victoria. She challenged us to a fight-we get our army she gets hers. Of course she wasn’t fighting. She had her little Riley and Bree-who was a scared as a pissing dog about to get smacked দ্বারা the furious owner. I stalked over to Jasper and let out all my instincts. He was training us to fight the...
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posted by NeeNee14
I didn't want to সরানো to Forks , but my dad got a position at their hospital the head surgeon. We were moving onto a Indian Reservation called La Push. I used to come here all the time when I was little and spend time with my Aunt. I used to play with a couple of the kids there too. We pulled in front of a small house.
"Well this is our house Lanise." he ব্যক্ত to me.
"Really?" I ব্যক্ত trying to hide my dislike for it.
"Yes really" He ব্যক্ত after I got out the car
I grabbed my bags and and walked into the house. I walked up stairs and into my room. I decided to put up my things later.
"I'm going...
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Chapter 12

B|POV

I knew what my subconscious wanted. It wanted Edward. I walked over to his house and knocked on the door.
Carlisle and Esme were on a trip visiting Emmet and had only left a few hours ago. Edward was প্রথমপাতা alone. I knocked lightly in case he was asleep. After about 5 মিনিট he came to the door- his eyes swollen, tired. Like he’d been crying. “can i come in?” i whispered. My teeth chattering. He nodded and moved aside. I entered his house- i heard the door close behind me. “Are আপনি alright?” he whispered as i rubbed my arms to get friction to warm me up. “Just cold”...
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*episode seven*
*I’d kill myself, Alice*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was shaking now.
Jasper was squeezing my hands-tightly
Nothing made me feel better though.
Something lurched inside of me.
I was scared.
What if…what…if…I…died?
*done thinking*
Carlisle: *going across her stomach with the paddy thing* *gasps*
Alice: *gulps* Carlisle?
Carlisle: *whispering* Alice, I will be right back, honey.
Alice: *nods* Ok?
Carlisle: *leaves*
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what’s wrong with me? *crying*
Jasper: Ali, everything’s gonna be alright.
Alice: No! It’s not!
Jasper: Alice. I swear if anything happens...
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