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a beautiful death part 10

posted by xroylex

i was still waiting but something felt weird why hadnt jake come back?
where the hell was he?
i was about to go looking for him when paul came back holding two cold looking drinks
"here" he handed me a glass but his face looked wary and a little guilty so before taking a sip i sniffed it.
yep as i was expecting there was something in it but what he didnt know is that being half vampire was that these tablet didnt effect me so why not have a little fun with him hmm??
well
i drank the hole glass watchin his eyes widen and a hug smile spread across his face
"wow i got to say that drink was ... diffrent...

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Dear Diary Chapter 4

posted by Jessie-Louise

Dear Diary,

Something bad happened last night,I think i might be pregnant with Jacobs child.
I have to tell my parents.Maybe i will tell them tomorrow.. Yes tomorrow.
And i will just say that it wasn't meant to happen but i would like to keep my child.
I mean what bad can actually go on ,well my dad will shout thats for sure but he will soon get over it
... (gulp) I Hope.

Love Renesmee...x

It was the পরবর্তি দিন and i decided to tell my parents.

"Mom,Dad i need to tell আপনি something"
"Ohh honey we need to tell আপনি something too"
"Im Pregnant"me and mom ব্যক্ত at the same time.
"WHAT!" i think its abit weird...

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if he never chapter 29

posted by KatiiCullen94

"A son, bella" Edwards hand caressed my face adoringly.
My ribs hurt with extreme pain. I was exhusted, and like being kicked in the gut put on top.
"Emmett, fetch my আরো morphine" Carlisle struggled, holding my new screaming boy.
"Who wants to cut the chord?" Edward suggested.
A small voice sounded from the the back of the room. Rosalie.
"I will" She slowly approuched me and smiled a wide grin once she came into my eyeshot.
Emmett wiped back with a large needle.
oh god, i dont like the size of that needle. I graped onto Edward wrist.
"It's alright Bella, it wont hurt" Carlisle assured me....

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breaking dawn book 2 chapter 7

posted by xroylex

sorry i have took so long in writeing this হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ i was really busy so i wrote a little আরো and i promise i will try and be quicker im লেখা them :0 hope আপনি enjoy and onse again i am sorry about the spelling and please মতামত :)

"edward whats happerning?" esme asked
"its nothing he is just talkin to her" what els could i tell them ?? oh yeah i asked jacob to ask bella that he would help her make a baby if she wonted? i couldnt tell them i mean what would they say?.
this was something that was i could live throught sure bella might fall for jacob but that didnt matter to me. all that matter is...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 11

posted by Darktimes104

Thank আপনি for পাঠ করা please comment!!!

Emmett's POV:
The পরবর্তি morning, there was no light shining through the window. I was still holding rose close,the anger had melted from her. That was the best night of my life, before I was a vampire and since I was a vampire. I wanted stay and hold her forever. "Carlisle ব্যক্ত আপনি have to come down and be social and Emmett control your thoughts, I don't need to know that," Edward ব্যক্ত in a disgusted tone through the door, "If আপনি both aren't down in five মিনিট I will send Irina up."
"Mean Edward!" I called after him. I tried to get off the bed, but Rose...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 10

posted by Darktimes104

I hope আপনি enjoy, please comment!!!

Emmett's POV:
We have been driving for a few days now, I don't know how much longer till we get there. I'm now riding with Carlisle and Edward, and Esme with Rose. Carlisle was pulling to the side of the road, I knew we weren't there yet so, we must be hunting. We all got out of the car and Carlisle said, "Everyone meet back here in one hour. He took Esme's hand and ran straight into the forest, Edward followed to the right, and Rose and I followed to the left. We hunted a few bears and dear. We were going back to the cars when I realized now will be the perfect...

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The কুইন Bs Chapter 1

posted by lollipopszx3

"Bella!" shouted my dad. "Rosalie! Come on! We have to catch your train!" He slammed the door shut to emphasize his point. We walked down holding our suitcases and rain jackets. We lived in Forks, one of the rainiest towns in the world.

Isabella রাজহাঁস is my name. I prefer to be called Bella. Rosalie, who I call Rose, is my sister. She is in grade 12. I'm in grade 11. We are off to boarding school. Rose and I both got accepted to the Lansdale Academy in California. We recieved our acceptance three weeks ago.

"Can আপনি believe it?" whispered Rose as we walked into the backseat of the car. "Lansdale...

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Loving আপনি Is Wrong But It Feels So Right Chapter 1

posted by lollipopszx3

Have আপনি ever loved somebody so much, but আপনি know আপনি couldn't tell them? Have আপনি ever felt like it would ruin what আপনি already have together? It would just ruin your life? আপনি just want to scream, "I প্রণয় you, I always have, and I always will!" everytime you're with that person? I do. I do all the time. I've known this person forever.

He's my brother. Yes. I am in প্রণয় with my brother. I always have. I always will. I realized my crush when my বন্ধু pointed out how cute he was back in seventh grade. I thought, "Eww!" at first. But I soon realized they were right. He was cuter than Taylor...

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MSN With The Volturi Chapter 1

posted by lollipopszx3

Jane-Sadistic_Vamp

Alec-LoseFeelingInYourArm

Aro-RuleroftheWorld

Demetri-HuntYouDown

Felix-StrongerThanYou

Gianna-HumanVamp

Heidi-Bait

Sadistic_Vamp has logged on.

LoseFeelingInYourArm has logged on.

Sadistic_Vamp: Really Alec? Losefeelinginyourarm? That is the best আপনি came up with?

LoseFeelingInYourArm: Oh I see. No hello. I can see what kind of sister আপনি are.

Sadistic_Vamp: I was talking to আপনি a মিনিট ago. Why do I have to say hi again?

LoseFeelingInYourArm: Then why didn't আপনি make fun of my name a মিনিট ago?

Sadistic_Vamp: We didn't even have MSN a মিনিট ago.

LoseFeelingInYourArm: Fine then. Let...

Why আপনি like the movie Twilight ? ;d

posted by sunshine_96

i like the movie ebcause its fantastic and romance
.. i প্রণয় the প্রণয় stories in চলচ্চিত্র :)
andd for this..and the actor play their roles good :)
what আপনি think about edward,bella,jacob,alice,rosalie,emet, and for the others :)
what is your favourite twilight vampire??
why আপনি like your favourite vampire?
do আপনি read the books?
do আপনি lovve the books?
what is your favourite book from twilight
what আপনি think about edward and bella like a couple??
what আপনি want to write about the movie,write here
give the ideas,and if আপনি want suggest some play for twilight in this club :)
and invite আপনি বন্ধু ;d :) to write in the প্রবন্ধ

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I'm with You.. Chapter 2 - "Wait in the Dawn" (Based on True Story) *** Rewritten***

posted by mystery21pc

" I would like to Run away from You, But If আপনি din't come and Stop Me, I would Die..!! "

Life may be was Unfair to Me but Alteast it was Slow. As Slow as I'd rather say It was standing Still. Life brought the thing called প্রণয় to Me.. I was in প্রণয় and this was the প্রণয় at first Site, a Feeling Unknown, Unhoped for, Unexpected in so far as it could be a matter of concious awareness. প্রণয় took the entire possesion of Mine & He understood that this was for life.

I turned back to face প্রথমপাতা while My Eyes were still digged in the Note. No One knew where I was. I entered My Room. James was...

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Life Never Ends. Ch1-

posted by MadisonAmpt

This is the new one sorry it took ages to get into the story and i sorta mixed it with Twilight, Vampire Academy and house of night my Favourite books:) মতামত and rate me plase tell me if it alright so i can change the পরবর্তি chapter around for you. XX প্রণয় Always

Ch 1.

I reckon this would have to be the best part of being a Vampire, the drinking blood part.
Ever since i have become freinds with James and Victoria life has really turned.
Nearly every Vampire night (which is human morning) we sneak out of school just before suns up. Its not like the suns going to kill us অথবা anything we just catch...

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The girl who fell in প্রণয় with a Werewolf Chapter 4

posted by twilight_lover9

Bella Cullen

I woke up and i was lying on Jakes green পালঙ্ক in his old cozy lounge room. I sat up and i could hear Nessie's voice
“Jake its going to happen shes going to get involved with one of us shes going to end up finding out about us and what we are and everything! Alice has seen it Jake” Nessie exclaimed.
“No” Jake ব্যক্ত firmly.
“Yes Jake” Nessie replied softly.
“No No No, she wont be getting hurt don't আপনি see Nessie shes like my sister! my sister, i প্রণয় her and i don't want to get her hurt!” Jake ব্যক্ত firmly, i couldn't take it anymore I'm sick of being last to know but not this...

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One Drop (the official story) দ্বারা lexi chapter 1 new start (new characters)

posted by twilightfan03

Angela Cariba Mason's POV

Every দিন of my life,in New York was great.The lights,the খাবার and the people all was great but now i had to সরানো in with greg,my dad.Mom and dad was divorce.We were moving in a little town in Washington called Forks.Mom says shes gonna miss me alot but when she moves to Georgia and buy a little house for me mom and phil,er boyfriend can live in it like a normal family.I better get Packed.
(The দিন To Move)
In the car i was too busy looking out the window to notice that greg was talking to me.Finally we were here.Greg showed me to my room.It had a black টেবিল with...

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Bella's Deppression

posted by Twilightsauce

He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not প্রণয় আপনি anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not প্রণয় আপনি anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not প্রণয় আপনি anymore. He has gone. He has gone. He has gone.
I could say this to myself a thousand times and it still would not make me feel any better. Nothing can, not anymore. When... when Edward and the rest of the Cullen’s left Forks they took my soul with them. Everything that made me happy is gone. They are never coming back. I am like a zombie, I walk, eat, sleep and I answer if somebody asks me something but...

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Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series sweeps শীর্ষ four spots!

posted by Hellohoudini

দ্বারা Bob Minzesheimer and Anthony DeBarros, USA TODAY

Led দ্বারা Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, ভ্যাম্পায়ার devoured USA TODAY's Best-Selling বই তালিকা in 2009.

For the সেকেন্ড বছর in a row, Meyer swept the শীর্ষ four spots. No other লেখক — not even J. K. Rowling— has done that in the list's 16-year history.

Meyer's coattails pulled 16 other vampire titles onto the তালিকা of the year's 100 most জনপ্রিয় books.

"Meyer had an অবিশ্বাস্য impact," says Michael Norris, বই analyst for Simba Information, a market-research firm. He wonders what publishers will do when what he calls " 'the vampire industrial...

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ফ্যান্টাসি Universe দ্বারা me Chapter 2: Starting off New

posted by NewMoonG

Great. Mom went crazy today because she forgot to tell me that today was the first দিন of school for me. Before I woke up and got ready she raced down to the mall, got school clothes and supplys, raced back, then got me a Blue Volvo. I have to say she's one great mom. Once I arrrived at school, I found out I wasn't the only new student. This girl from Phoenix, Arizona named Isbella Swan. I think that she'd like to be called Bella, most girls like that better. This guy named Eric showed me around, and while he was doing that he introuced me to Bella. She told me that she's the kind of girl who...

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Our Little Fairy Tale - Chapter 4 - Hard to Hate আপনি

posted by Lausies

Renesmee's P.O.V.

His face was not how I expected to be. It was regretful, and looked like it had a thousand words to speak. Why was it so easy for me to look him in the eye, even after everything he told me? If he told me he did not want to be with me, I would deal with. I would have to, if it's what makes him happy. I would give my life to make sure he was happy and if that included me not being with him, I was risking sacrificing it.

He was about to speak but I got there first. I wanted to let him know that he didn't have to প্রণয় me: "It's ok." I whispered. "I understand." My voice broke twice...

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Bella's Secret Life ep 4

posted by demilovatirocks

Hello wonderful people of the eeeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrtttttttthhhhhhhh,yeah!!!!
even though i am not get much মতামত i decided to make a marathon it may be 5-10 MAYBE 15 episodes long so but it will all probably be up during the weekend.

Demi:(Sittting there watching them fight,watching tv,eating popcorn,writing a song,and playing guitar.)Hey
Everyone else:(still fighting)
Demi:(Screaming)LISTEN TO ME
Everyone stopped to listen because she might hurt them
Demi:Want to hear my new song??
Everyone:Sure
Dont try to explain your mind
I know whats happening here
One minute, its love
And, suddenly, its like...

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Bellas Worst Nightmare

posted by twilight_james

(Bellas POV)
Edward was ripped off me, a snarl echoing around the trees that I recongised as Emmetts. I crawled back, still on my back, moving away from him. I couldn't tell if the rest of the Cullens were here অথবা not, but I wasnt taking any chances. I tried to get up, but whimpered at the pain in my shoulder, remembering how Edward ahd crushed it. Alice was standing at the side of the clearing, her face blank. Emmett and Jasper were restraining Edward, his wild eyes still focused on me Roaslie came to my side, being the only availble Cullen there, it was kind of her duty to. she placed her...