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I mean I understand if someone hates a crazy,neurotic Twilight fan,but to think about বড়দিন as something as a good chance to insult and quote "piss off" Twi fan,I find it nothing but ridiculous.
Look at this:
"Hate Twilight? Want to piss off a Twilight অনুরাগী this xmas? Stop by
www.planetneonbunny.com and buy one (or more) of our Twilight mocking
t-shirts, £10 each plus reasonable worldwide shipping.Make their xmas lousy!"

Seriously,isn't Xmas suppose to be about প্রণয় and sharing with your loved ones?Well obviously not anymore.This is what I see as obsessed Twilight hater,if আপনি hate something...

My newest and সেকেন্ড fanfic.Pairing is Emmett/Alice.All human at the beginning.Hope আপনি like this one.Oh and I dedicate the entire story to Paramore-CSI aka Pringles!

Luv ya for পাঠ করা
xoxo bree xoxo

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Once Upon A Time....



Chapter One




Alice POV






I opened my eye's, and gazed out the window.Thankfully last nights rain had stopped.This was wonderful!Almost as if it were another sign that Emmett and I belong together.Today is such a big দিন in our relationship.Today is our One বছর Six মাস aniversary.I pratically jumped fom my বিছানা and ran to my...

100 ways to annoy the Cullen’s.

1.) Take Jasper to an African American Support center and tell everyone there his full name.

2.) Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around Jasper.

3.) Tell Carlisle that Esme has been having an affair with Aro Volturi

4.) Dangle Alice's পছন্দ pair of shoes over your head when আপনি are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.

5.) Fill Edward's iPod with rap songs

6.) Fill Emmett’s with classical

7.) Tell Alice that Jasper looks at porn

8.) Pay ten guys to look at Rosalie and go "Ewe"

9.) Spray paint Edward's car pink

10.) Tell him it was Alice's idea...

**SNEAK PEEK**
This is just a sneak peek the rest will not be writen untill i finish ''My Midnight Sun'' Enjoy and tell me what u think!

Edwards POV
THE WOODS
''If that's what আপনি want.'' I could hear the tears amergeing in her voice. I wanted to kill myself right then and there for causeing those tears. I leaned forward,and kissed her forhead for the last time. Then i took off.Not takeing one look back. 'It's for her safety.' I thought to myself. Even though I just tore my whole life apart. It was still about her.And always will be. The wind blew দ্বারা me with a chance to go back. It blew hard even...

chapter 4

I woke up, and Carlisle was in the room.
"Bella" he ব্যক্ত in relief.
"Where..where am I?" I stuttered. I looked and I couldn't reconginse the room.
"Bella.." Carlisle ব্যক্ত questionly. "you're in our house, in the lounge room.
I loked around and saw that I was. "Okay" I caught my reflection in a mirror. I had stitches down my face, and when I turned, I saw that there were long rows of আরো stitches down my back as well.
"Carlisle, what happened to me?" I asked, unable to make sense of the black lines of stiching.
He hesistated. "Well, when আপনি were in the room, Edward-"
I cut hm off "Edward!...

Chapter 8: not a sweet life
I woke up with Damien's arms tightened around my naked chest.ewww eww eww eww, I swear I’ll kill him! i slid myself out of his grasp and flew to my closet I quietly wore something to escape from him while I was putting on my jeans I was thinking of some place where Damien cant find me, I really couldn’t think of any where so I grabbed my bag and headed to the door hope fully Damien was still sleeping I opened the door and quietly closed it behind me I rushed to my car when jasper interrupted me
-Bella what's wrong? Your so scared and worried.
Not a good timing please...

Edwards pov before and when he has married bella


Bella must look wonderful. The dress i saw in Alices thoughs was amazing, not that i mean to look.
i cant help but think how lucky i am, Bella keeps telling me that she is the lucky one, but
i dont believe her. Oooh, how i crave her!! Her lips, the way her hair curls into ringlets,
how she bites her small, square nails. Everything about her is amazing, she s just what i need
to keep me hanging on throughout the পরবর্তি few eternities, and after that, forever! I need to
see her, Alice has kept her away from me for the past week, doing every little thing...

Name: Rosalie Hale

Type: Vampire

Special Ability: None

About Them: Born Rosalie Lillian Hale, Rosalie Hale is the adopted daughter of Esme and Carlisle Cullen, adoptive sister of Edward, Alice, and Jasper, and wife of Emmett. Rosalie throughout the বই acts as the sister of Jasper and that they are Esme’s niece and nephew. Gorgeous even compared to other vampires, Rosalie acts and looks like a model. She is mean to Bella due to jealousy of her being human, and not wanting Bella to choose a life as a vampire. Rosalie is known for being vain and self centered. She wishes to be human and have...

Dear Diary
alright well i had a dream the other night.
i'm sitting in my room it's 12:00 and i'm still up thinking about the wedding. "hey bells!"
i jump when i hear jakes voice from the other end of my room.

"o নমস্কার jake wat r u doin here?"

"o nuthin. i was just really bored nd i just thought i'd come see আপনি considering that tonight is your last night as bella."

"well আপনি know edward might not change me right after the wedding i mean maybe later. who knows i might even come back from the honeymoon still human."he flinched at the word honeymoon.

"haha maybe."

"well wat's the gossip on the pack?"...

Disclaimer ;; I got this idea from Stephaniiie's-Number-1-Fan. :D
Introduction!

Me :: Hello everybody!

Marcus :: Why are we here?

Me :: Well... I kidnapped you...

Marcus :: Why?

Me :: Becuase... *falls to ground in pain*

Alec :: Jane... stop torturing the girl.

Jane :: The HUMAN girl. Why do we need an explaination?? I need a snack.

Me :: AHHH!!!

Alec :: *numbing Jane*

Me :: Thank আপনি Alec.

Alec :: *nods*

Me :: Now... let's be mates.

Gianna :: *slaps me upside the head*

Me :: Ow... Why did I bring আপনি anyways??

Gianna :: Becuase I rock.

Everyone :: *rolls eyes*

Me :: Shut up everyone!

Aro :: Young girl... please...

Chapter 18
I opened my eyes I was not were I was before I fainted I was somewhere dark I could recognize the scents I was in italy!how did I get here
-oh dear Bella আপনি finally are awake!we didn’t know if we will see আপনি vampire alive again!
He came closer looking at my shocked and confused face then alec came in
-oh Bella your awake!
He came closer and hugged me like he was my best friend অথবা something I didn’t want to offend him so I hugged him back
-what's going on?
I asked as I was pushing alec away
-oh Bella আপনি were sleeping here for 100 years!and now আপনি finally woke!
-i fainted for a 100...

I spent the whole night thinking about the note warning me about the Volturi and who could have sent it. And who was in my room. But I came up with nothing. I read the note again to see if I recognized the handwriting but I didn't. One thing was for sure that who ever it was knew me way to well. Specially now that they had all my stuff from the future. "What are আপনি thinking about?" I jumped off my বিছানা ready to run if it was the Volturi and gasped.

Out of no where Aunt Alice shows up in my room. "Sorry. Did I scare আপনি Taylor? she asked "Ya আপনি did. But it's fine. I thought আপনি were Edward...

11. Twinge


He road with me to the Elementary school. He talked about the game and I laughed. He was a great Player, he told me about the scholarship and how it all when away with one spit bone. I got to the school a bit late, Mrs. Martinez eyes Kevin anxiously and she told me about the rose sent to Alison today. I just nodded my head and introduce Aly to Kevin.

“Alison Love, I want আপনি to meet my friend Kevin” I was holding her; she smiled at him and looked at me.

“Hi Kevin” she ব্যক্ত in her sweet voice. She would say it to new people and grandpa when she wanted something. I shook my...

In all my hundred years অথবা so of my life. I finally meet the girl of my dreams and she was new to Forks. The shocking part was that I couldn’t read anything she was thinking plus she smelled so beautiful. She smelled like strawberries every দিন because of her shampoo. When I saw her face in person, I instill fell in প্রণয় with her and I knew right there and then that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Bella and I got married on August 13th, 2004. She was beautiful that day. We had a baby girl that I প্রণয় to death. Her name is Renesmee. She looks just her mother, her brown eyes,...

Ignornace

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Chapter Six: Let The Flames Begin...Oh Glory
~PART TWO: I'm Sitting All Alone Feeling Empty~
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I watched as Jake was pulled to his feet, mouth duck-taped shut, hands tied behind his back. As I watched, a রামেন grabbed me দ্বারা the hair and looked directly into my eyes.
"Lovebirds?" He chuckeled then. "Too bad আপনি didn't make it!"
I felt my hand be tugged behind my back, tied together with rope. And then I felt a রামেন removing the gear and weapons, adding a a cavity খুঁজুন to the তালিকা also!
"Hands, hands! Watch the hands!"...

He got ready in a সেকেন্ড and we were at my house's door. We got in his Volvo and he started driving with a crazy speed he always drove.

-Can আপনি please drive slower?!

He chuckled and increased his speed.

-I ব্যক্ত slower... not faster!

Once he saw my red face he decreased his speed and that was the moment I felt relaxed.

-Why are আপনি angry today, love?

I turned my head to the window and preferred to say nothing, but I heard his whisper while he said: If I could read her damn mind, Everything would have been easier!

We were both angry now but after five মিনিট of silence he got my hand in his' and...

BUT THEN I had to look away fromm the beautiful boy because the teacher was calling my name i was bearly avaible to answer him then from the corner of my eye i saw that the boy had also turn around.
my head was spinning i took deep breaths tryng but not suceeding to calm myself
who was that why he has to be so beautiful
finally the ঘণ্টা rang i get up wanting to run to the পরবর্তি class but someone was infront of me well a bunch of boys not a single girl and in the bunch of boys the beautiful boy wasnt there...
after that class after class it was the same but i never had another class with the boy...

Hey. I'm making a সেকেন্ড story, tell me if আপনি like, please be truthful!:) P.S. I don't have a 'title' for the book, any suggestions will be awesome.
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I've been a vampire for years. My creator left me. I've been digging for information about my past. That's what she told me before she left.

I've beeen digging and found somethings. I found out who I was named after. My deceased aunt. We have the same first name. But I liked to me called Mary. I even had the same last name as her.

Mary Alice Brandon. My mom was attached to her, before...

Jodelle Micah Ferland, the 14 বছর old Vancouver actress, has just been cast to appear in Eclipse. Her role? Well, it is rumored that she will be playing Bree, but we aren't sure yet. "I'm not allowed to say, but I can tell আপনি I am playing a newborn vampire," Jodelle stated. "But I'm not a newborn, I'm newly turned; some people don't get that."

Jodelle also revealed that, "I hadn't heard much about Twilight when it first came out. I'm home-schooled so sometimes I don't hear about things like that. But my বন্ধু were all freaking out about Twilight and I was like 'What's that?' Now I know what...

Thankyou so so much to everyone who had been leaving মতামত and rating my storys. Also a special thankyou to xXjakeloverXx for your support and help!


‘Vampire? আপনি are vampires?’
‘Including you.’ Murmured Carlisle with a hint of regret
Vampire? Wait, I’m a vampire. Vampire vampire vampire.
‘Really?’
‘I’m so sorry Harley.’ He’s been saying this the whole time.
‘I just… Need to get used to it all. May আপনি pass me some আরো animal blood please, Rosalie?’ I asked in my most polite voice. Ever since I’ve woken up they’ve been forcing animal blood down me. It’s not...