শীর্ষ Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. আপনি can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. আপনি can go wherever আপনি want when আপনি তারিখ both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. আপনি can take Edward প্রথমপাতা to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. আপনি can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because আপনি shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes আপনি need an air conditioner, and sometimes আপনি need a মহাকাশ heater.
9. Who says আপনি can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because আপনি refuse to be affected দ্বারা territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
Here's a তালিকা of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and আপনি are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the প্রণয় of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I প্রণয় Edward Cullen!!!
If আপনি have any আরো ideas, post 'em on the মতামত board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One আরো thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and আপনি are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the প্রণয় of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I প্রণয় Edward Cullen!!!
If আপনি have any আরো ideas, post 'em on the মতামত board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One আরো thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!