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posted by Fangirl99
They always ask me Lady Gaga whats your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
Christina Aguilera looks like she could be my sis
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my finger to phone home
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space
Ou ou ou outer space
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer space
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with rhinestone bling...
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It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy
He took me to meet his old Granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind the chips
I went to চুম্বন her on the cheek
And
She went for my lips!

I kissed a girl and I liked it
Taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink she would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one on me twice
It was my sin soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin

No I don't even know her age it doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage it will not shatter
This burning flame it can't...
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posted by Fangirl99
I ain't baby-sitting
I ain't baby-sitting
I ain't baby-sitting

আপনি crazy, woman?
I ain't baby sitting

Oh, hell no

She had six implanted embryoes after givin' birth to six
Now everybody's sayin' damn how crazy is this chick? Damn

Pregnancy glow
Ain't got the dough
But shawty want
mo' mo' mo' mo' mo' mo' mo' mo'

Shawty's now got fourteen kids which is pretty whack
Obstetrician had to give eight baby booties a big smack

Water hits the flo' (nasty)
পরবর্তি thing আপনি know
Shawty's got
mo' mo' mo' mo' mo' mo' mo' mo'

Ain't never seen a big belly like that grow
This crazy chick's a baby-poppin' pro
Got a million-dollar bill in incubation fees
খাবার on the walls, house filled with fleas

And her expectations were not for donations
'Cept church congregations
And PayPal locations
She had complications
Childhood aspirations
That's her explanation

Pops 'em out like a toaster
Needs a pacifier holster
And a pimped-out stretch stroller
She's a food-stamp high-rolle
posted by Fangirl99
Looking out the window as it rains
My stomach rumbles, I'm hungry for some brains
Nobody understands my pain

Everyday at school I walk down the halls
I flash a smile and wink at my crush Paul
But he runs to the boys room to hide in a stall

Hes the school editor
I'm a predator
He eats cheese
And I eat arteries
I'm dreaming 'bout the দিন when he'll stop running away
And he'll see whats underneath
Lookin' past my razor teeth

If he could be with me and feel the way that I feel
I promise he will not be my পরবর্তি meal
There's আরো to me
But to him I'm just a zombie

Be with me and feel the way that I feel
I promise he will not be my পরবর্তি meal
There's আরো to me
posted by Fangirl99
Now Suri, আপনি must study your dianetics book.
But I don't wanna!

Millions of years ago, the alien, Xenu
Collected all his people, and then
He threw them all around a আগ্নেয়গিরি bring bombs in his machines,
And blew them all to smithereens

Your dad ব্যক্ত আপনি must wear a blanket অথবা an opaque veil
Over your faces so আপনি will stay pale
You must remember its not funny,
Stay away from where its sunny,
Or else he'll dangle আপনি over an eighty-foot balcony

Break it down now

You know Hollywood is such a mess
All the drama goin' down with celeb train wrecks
They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress
It makes me...
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posted by Fangirl99
Ouch.....Ouch....Ouch...
It's time for me to say this addressing all আপনি guys.

Except for all the drag queens, who deserve a Nobel Prize.

But the straight guys-
they don't realize
what we go through everyday
and it's a lot


And now it's time for
all us females
to remind আপনি in case
you all forgot
The seven things guys don't have to do:

1.Shave legs
2.Give birth
3.Aunt Flo
4.Wears skirts
5.Wax armpits
Hey it hurts!
6.Wear pantyhose
7.And paint your toes too
8.High heels
9.Pluck brows
10.Skip meals
11.Count pounds
12.Come girls have to carry heavy mounds
...We're way past seven now
but I keep going anyhow.
13.Uncomfy thongs...
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