Wallace: I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from "The Outsiders".
Veronica: Be cool, Soda Pop.


Veronica: [voiceover] Let's be honest though, the only reason I was allowed past the velvet ropes was Duncan Kane.


Veronica: Did আপনি guys know that 90 per cent of all identity theft is committed দ্বারা relatives of the victim? That's an interesting fact. At least I think so.
Caitlin Ford: But আপনি know what? Nobody cares what আপনি think, Veronica Mars. Not any more. Not since আপনি stabbed all of your বন্ধু in the back.
Veronica: আপনি seem to care a bit what I think.


Meg: আপনি believe me, right?
Veronica: আপনি are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.


Logan: [standing in front of Veronica's car] Do আপনি have any idea what your little joke cost me?
Veronica: Well, I'm pretty sure আপনি won't be getting your bong back.
Logan: [smashes Veronica's headlights with a crowbar] Wrong answer. Would আপনি care to guess again?
Veronica: Clearly your sense of humor...


Keith: I never want আপনি to think that your mom is the villain in all of this.
Veronica: Isn't she?
Keith: No, it's not that simple...
Veronica: Yeah it is. The hero is the one that stays... and the villain is the one that splits.


Keith: [seeing the game hens Veronica has cooked] আপনি know, elf, we might not be the richest family in town, but we can afford normal-sized birds once a বছর অথবা so.
Veronica: Game hens. They were just so cute. Plus, this way, we won't have to eat left-overs on New Year's.
Keith: That's smart thinking. Come on, what do they taste like?
Veronica: [laughing] I don't know. Dense little turkeys?


Keith: How's about an early peek at one of your বড়দিন presents?
Veronica: What about our strict "Christmas morning only" rule?
Keith: This Christmas, we make our own rules. Follow me!
Veronica: [following Keith to her bedroom] I'm so impressed আপনি fit a টাট্টু into my room!


Meg: All of a sudden everyone's running up to me, saying how they never believed I did those things...
Veronica: I'm glad. Funny, no one's come running up to me.
Meg: It's because people are afraid of you.
Veronica: Then something's working...


Lilly: I've got a secret, a good one.


Veronica: [enter Keith] And...
Keith: [happy] Who's your Daddy?
Veronica: I hate it when আপনি say that.
Keith: This is important, আপনি remember this, I used to be cool.
Veronica: When?
Keith: '77. Trans-Am, Blue Oyster Cult in the 8-track, foxy, stacked blond riding shotgun, racing for পরাকাষ্ঠা slips. Wait a minute, I'm thinking of a Springsteen song. Scratch everything. I was never cool.
Veronica: I don't know which bothers me more, "foxy" অথবা "stacked".


Veronica: Kimmy, why do আপনি insist on pissing me off?


Veronica: Here's what আপনি do... আপনি get tough. আপনি get even.
Meg: Really?
Veronica: Works for me.


অগ্রদূত Clemmons: Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
Logan: Anthropomorphic. All yours, big guy.


Lilly: Don't আপনি watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served...
Veronica: Really?
Lilly: Yeah that, and as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.


Troy: Isn't this where we parked? Tell me that this isn't where we parked. Please, someone tell me that আপনি can see my father's car and this হৃদয় attack I'm having now is for nothing.
Logan: I don't know. Maybe it's like Brigadoon. Come back in a hundred years and it'll be right back in this spot.


Logan: [about Veronica's car] Nice car. That must have been a *huge* cereal box.


Veronica: Here's a thought. If Tijuana was Logan's idea then stealing the car could've been the master plan.
Troy: It was আরো of a meeting of the minds, if আপনি will.
Veronica: Ah. So what was on the menu for this night of grand debauchery?
Troy: Let's see. From eight to nine, we brainstormed on how to overthrow Kim Jong Il. From nine to ten, we deleted the records of the black voters of Florida. So after that was all donkey shows.


Veronica: Look at you, all helpful.
Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Conner brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!


Logan: Do আপনি even know how to play poker?
Veronica: No, but it must be really hard if all আপনি guys play.


Weevil: Hey, আপনি want a sody-pop?
Veronica: Actually, I think I want something with a little আরো kick.
[grabs Duncan's whiskey bottle and starts chugging it]
Veronica: Hmm, iced tea. How very musical theater of you.


Jackson Douglas: I hear আপনি do detective stuff for people.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Jackson Douglas: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend.


Veronica: [surprising the Tritons with a camera] Hi, everyone! Say "repressed homosexuality"!


Logan: F.Y.I.? If cuddling is the best part, he didn't do it right.


Veronica: My answer was final. I will not go to prom with him.


Logan: I just can't take the begging. I'll relent, just once - but no cuddling after, and I won't call আপনি in the morning.


Veronica: Well, actually, despite জনপ্রিয় opinion আপনি really can't beat the truth out of someone.


Logan: [to Weevil] If you're asking me to the
prom again, the answer's still "no".


Lamb: [reading $100 bill] Veronica Mars is... smarter than me...
Veronica: Oh, আপনি stop it!