Song: link
S.B: *Relaxing in a bed, outside in someone's backyard* Our first প্রদর্শনী of February, and this is how আপনি want to start it off.
Liam: Yep. In আপনি go. *Lowers S.B into a cannon*
Percy: *Fires the cannon*
S.B: *Flies past Mily, Andrew, and Carter* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Lands in front of a tree* I survived. What do I win?
Kevin: You're the host.
S.B: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories everyone. I am S.B from Trainz, and here is the schedule for tonight's lineup.
8 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails
Games Ponies Play
8:30 PM - Later
Six Shooters 2
S.B: আরো ponies, and আরো guns. আগুন away.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 33
The British Mexican
January 16, 1954
It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
At the train yard, Pete went to check on the ponies working there, but he saw what Gordon was up to.
Pete: Oh boy.
Red Rose: Sir, what's the matter?
Pete: I'll give আপনি a hint. What's orange, fat, and hates steam trains?
Red Rose: Gordon.
Pete: *walks down to train station*
Gordon: *sees Pete walking from train yard* oh no. Run away!! *Runs into train station*
Pete: *Runs to train station*
Hawkeye: Go Pete. Don't let him get away.
Pete: *Runs into station*
Gordon: *Hiding behind Pete's office door*
Pete: Hmm. If I can't find Gordon, I guess I'll have to আগুন him.
Gordon: *Comes out of hiding* Sir! I'm sorry for what I did, please don't আগুন me!
Pete: Oh don't worry. I'm going to get আপনি therapy.
Gordon: Okay, আগুন me.
Pete: Relax, this টাট্টু is the best. Have আপনি ever heard of The British Mexican?
Gordon: What?
Pete: It's the nickname for Louis Bodine. He's one of the greatest therapists ever. He had british, and mexican relatives in his family, and that's why every টাট্টু calls him The British Mexican.
Gordon: That's stupid.
Pete: To আপনি it is. *Sees picture of Louis, and sighs* If only I knew where he was. Oh, and that door is coming out of your paycheck.
Gordon: I still would've preferred being fired.
Pete: And then where would আপনি go? Nopony else would want to hire, a pissed off overweight unicorn like you.
Gordon: Why don't আপনি give me some admiration instead of insults?
Pete: Good question.
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.
Louis: What has been bothering আপনি my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but আপনি know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.
The phone rings.
Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help আপনি with?
Pete: Can আপনি come down into Cheyenne, and help me out? One of my workers is very angry.
Louis: Why is he angry?
Pete: আপনি don't wanna know.
Louis: Okay, I'll be there in a দিন অথবা two. *Hangs up*
Worker: Who was that?
Louis: I got a call from a very good friend of mine. He's the boss for a section of Union Pacific going through Cheyenne. Now, what else would আপনি like to talk about?
Worker: Nothing really. Thanks for coming down here Louis. আপনি made me feel better.
Louis: That's good to hear. I better get going, because I have to go all the way into Cheyenne Wyoming.
Worker: What for? On সেকেন্ড thought, don't tell me.
Louis: Okay. *Leaves*
A দিন অথবা two later
Louis: *Knocking on Pete's office door*
Pete: Come in.
Louis: *Walks in*
Pete: Good to see আপনি again.
Louis: Same here. Where's the টাট্টু that's very angry?
Gordon: Pete, Stylo called me a loser- *Sees Louis* Who the fuck are you?
Louis: Never heard of me? I'm The British Mexican, a therapist.
Gordon: Oh no. *runs away*
Louis: Gordon, get back here. You're not in any trouble!
Gordon: *Stops running* Whatever. I'm too tired to run anyway.
Louis: I heard from your boss that aren't too happy here.
Gordon: You're right.
Louis: Why aren't আপনি happy here?
Gordon: I just got back from working on another railroad.
Louis: Where was this railroad, and how long have আপনি worked there?
Gordon: The Norfoalk & Western, and I only had to work there for one day, last week.
Louis: Did something there happen to make আপনি mad?
Gordon: Yeah. I was just minding my own business, when Pete shows up, and sends me to work on the N&W.
Louis: What didn't আপনি like about it?
Gordon: *Mumbles* steam.
Louis: What?
Gordon: *Hits wall* STEEEEEEAM! All the engines on that railroad are steam engines, and not diesels! They have to fix that right away, অথবা I'll go crazy!
Louis: *grabs watch, and swings it around*
Gordon: *Watching watch*
Louis: আপনি are getting very sleepy. আপনি have forgotten why আপনি hate steam locomotives, and will sleep when I count to three. One, two, three.
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Pete: Very good.
Louis: And now, you'll wake up when I stomp my hooves on the floor. *Stomps hooves on floor*
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. আপনি may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
Gordon: *Goes to Louis* আপনি gotta take care of Orion, he's nuts.
Louis: Orion?
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.
Louis: নমস্কার you. Are আপনি Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do আপনি want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What আপনি just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please আগুন me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't আগুন you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Back at Cheyenne
Louis: He just flew off, and now he's gone.
Pete: It's too bad আপনি got that disease which won't let আপনি fly as high as Orion.
Louis: I know, but we'll find him.
Stylo: *Arrives* নমস্কার Pete, have আপনি seen Orion? He's supposed to drive the সেকেন্ড locomotive for our double header.
Louis: I have.
Stylo: No way. It's The British Mexican! What an honor to see you.
Louis: The honor is all mine.
Stylo: That's great. That really. So what are আপনি doing down here?
Louis: I was helping Gordon with something, and then he told me to help Orion.
Stylo: Oh yeah, those two need আরো help than anypony else on this railroad.
Louis: Well, let's get some ponies to look for him.
A খুঁজুন party of pegasi were sent. They found Orion 40 মিনিট later, and brought him back.
Orion: *waiting on platform*
Pete: Now that you're back here, why would আপনি go off, and pull a dumb stunt like that?
Orion: He seemed like a stranger to me, and I didn't want to get hurt দ্বারা him.
Pete: A stranger huh? Do আপনি even know who that টাট্টু was আপনি ran away from?
Orion: No.
Pete: It was The British Mexican.
Orion: Oh, I knew that.
Pete: Sure আপনি did.
Louis: Orion, why do tried to get fired on purpose?
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched too often.
Louis: Can't আপনি just quit?
Orion: Quit? And then what? Have Pete, অথবা somepony else shoot my brains out? No thank you.
Louis: They wouldn't do that.
Orion: আপনি don't know that.
Louis: Yes I do. I've been very good বন্ধু with Pete, and I know him so well, that I know he wouldn't kill one of his own employees for quitting. What about Bartholomew Perfect? He quit, and nopony killed him.
Orion: The taxi driver could've killed him after they left.
Louis: No Orion. I can assure you, that Bartholomew Perfect is still alive. দ্বারা now, he's probably so famous that he'll have his own TV show. Just wait, and see.
Orion: Okay.
Louis: Right, well I guess my work here is done. Adios. *Leaves*
Pete: *Waving goodbye* Adios.
Gordon: *Arrives* Is that therapist gone?
Pete: Yeah.
Gordon: Good, because he was right about one thing.
Orion: What might that be?
Gordon: I don't hate steam trains. I really, really despise them!
The End
On The পরবর্তি Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Everypony gets interviewed
S.B: পরবর্তি up is Games Ponies Play. This was originally going to be an original প্রদর্শনী based off of an MLP episode, but it was cancelled, and this is all that's left.
Episode 1
Reporting Ponies
Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5
Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$
10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are আপনি doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are আপনি at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel দ্বারা the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.
Epicne$$ has joined the game
Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? আপনি must be poor if all আপনি have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do আপনি have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't আপনি dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* আপনি just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*
Players are voting to kick আপনি out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, অথবা আপনি will be kicked.
10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: আপনি insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: আপনি ব্যক্ত I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. আপনি ব্যক্ত the job I had was gay, and all I ব্যক্ত was "At least I have a job." I never ব্যক্ত আপনি did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.
Later, in another part of Los Santos
Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an ঘন্টা in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.
bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game
bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: আপনি just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run আপনি over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do আপনি have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for দুশ্চরিত্রা
$Money$ has joined the game
$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What আপনি talkin' bout?
bdp: আপনি ব্যক্ত the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell আপনি on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*
Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to প্রতিবেদন somepony.
bdp: I'm going to প্রতিবেদন আপনি for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*
bdp has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.
The End
Song: link
Ten Cents: I told আপনি I would be back.
S.B: Welcome back.
Ten Cents: Thanks. I'll be back in a spin off called Bartholomew.
S.B: Enjoy the rest of the music, otherwise, come back at 8:30 to watch Six Shooters 2.
S.B: *Relaxing in a bed, outside in someone's backyard* Our first প্রদর্শনী of February, and this is how আপনি want to start it off.
Liam: Yep. In আপনি go. *Lowers S.B into a cannon*
Percy: *Fires the cannon*
S.B: *Flies past Mily, Andrew, and Carter* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Lands in front of a tree* I survived. What do I win?
Kevin: You're the host.
S.B: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories everyone. I am S.B from Trainz, and here is the schedule for tonight's lineup.
8 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails
Games Ponies Play
8:30 PM - Later
Six Shooters 2
S.B: আরো ponies, and আরো guns. আগুন away.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 33
The British Mexican
January 16, 1954
It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
At the train yard, Pete went to check on the ponies working there, but he saw what Gordon was up to.
Pete: Oh boy.
Red Rose: Sir, what's the matter?
Pete: I'll give আপনি a hint. What's orange, fat, and hates steam trains?
Red Rose: Gordon.
Pete: *walks down to train station*
Gordon: *sees Pete walking from train yard* oh no. Run away!! *Runs into train station*
Pete: *Runs to train station*
Hawkeye: Go Pete. Don't let him get away.
Pete: *Runs into station*
Gordon: *Hiding behind Pete's office door*
Pete: Hmm. If I can't find Gordon, I guess I'll have to আগুন him.
Gordon: *Comes out of hiding* Sir! I'm sorry for what I did, please don't আগুন me!
Pete: Oh don't worry. I'm going to get আপনি therapy.
Gordon: Okay, আগুন me.
Pete: Relax, this টাট্টু is the best. Have আপনি ever heard of The British Mexican?
Gordon: What?
Pete: It's the nickname for Louis Bodine. He's one of the greatest therapists ever. He had british, and mexican relatives in his family, and that's why every টাট্টু calls him The British Mexican.
Gordon: That's stupid.
Pete: To আপনি it is. *Sees picture of Louis, and sighs* If only I knew where he was. Oh, and that door is coming out of your paycheck.
Gordon: I still would've preferred being fired.
Pete: And then where would আপনি go? Nopony else would want to hire, a pissed off overweight unicorn like you.
Gordon: Why don't আপনি give me some admiration instead of insults?
Pete: Good question.
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.
Louis: What has been bothering আপনি my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but আপনি know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.
The phone rings.
Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help আপনি with?
Pete: Can আপনি come down into Cheyenne, and help me out? One of my workers is very angry.
Louis: Why is he angry?
Pete: আপনি don't wanna know.
Louis: Okay, I'll be there in a দিন অথবা two. *Hangs up*
Worker: Who was that?
Louis: I got a call from a very good friend of mine. He's the boss for a section of Union Pacific going through Cheyenne. Now, what else would আপনি like to talk about?
Worker: Nothing really. Thanks for coming down here Louis. আপনি made me feel better.
Louis: That's good to hear. I better get going, because I have to go all the way into Cheyenne Wyoming.
Worker: What for? On সেকেন্ড thought, don't tell me.
Louis: Okay. *Leaves*
A দিন অথবা two later
Louis: *Knocking on Pete's office door*
Pete: Come in.
Louis: *Walks in*
Pete: Good to see আপনি again.
Louis: Same here. Where's the টাট্টু that's very angry?
Gordon: Pete, Stylo called me a loser- *Sees Louis* Who the fuck are you?
Louis: Never heard of me? I'm The British Mexican, a therapist.
Gordon: Oh no. *runs away*
Louis: Gordon, get back here. You're not in any trouble!
Gordon: *Stops running* Whatever. I'm too tired to run anyway.
Louis: I heard from your boss that aren't too happy here.
Gordon: You're right.
Louis: Why aren't আপনি happy here?
Gordon: I just got back from working on another railroad.
Louis: Where was this railroad, and how long have আপনি worked there?
Gordon: The Norfoalk & Western, and I only had to work there for one day, last week.
Louis: Did something there happen to make আপনি mad?
Gordon: Yeah. I was just minding my own business, when Pete shows up, and sends me to work on the N&W.
Louis: What didn't আপনি like about it?
Gordon: *Mumbles* steam.
Louis: What?
Gordon: *Hits wall* STEEEEEEAM! All the engines on that railroad are steam engines, and not diesels! They have to fix that right away, অথবা I'll go crazy!
Louis: *grabs watch, and swings it around*
Gordon: *Watching watch*
Louis: আপনি are getting very sleepy. আপনি have forgotten why আপনি hate steam locomotives, and will sleep when I count to three. One, two, three.
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Pete: Very good.
Louis: And now, you'll wake up when I stomp my hooves on the floor. *Stomps hooves on floor*
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. আপনি may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
Gordon: *Goes to Louis* আপনি gotta take care of Orion, he's nuts.
Louis: Orion?
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.
Louis: নমস্কার you. Are আপনি Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do আপনি want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What আপনি just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please আগুন me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't আগুন you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Back at Cheyenne
Louis: He just flew off, and now he's gone.
Pete: It's too bad আপনি got that disease which won't let আপনি fly as high as Orion.
Louis: I know, but we'll find him.
Stylo: *Arrives* নমস্কার Pete, have আপনি seen Orion? He's supposed to drive the সেকেন্ড locomotive for our double header.
Louis: I have.
Stylo: No way. It's The British Mexican! What an honor to see you.
Louis: The honor is all mine.
Stylo: That's great. That really. So what are আপনি doing down here?
Louis: I was helping Gordon with something, and then he told me to help Orion.
Stylo: Oh yeah, those two need আরো help than anypony else on this railroad.
Louis: Well, let's get some ponies to look for him.
A খুঁজুন party of pegasi were sent. They found Orion 40 মিনিট later, and brought him back.
Orion: *waiting on platform*
Pete: Now that you're back here, why would আপনি go off, and pull a dumb stunt like that?
Orion: He seemed like a stranger to me, and I didn't want to get hurt দ্বারা him.
Pete: A stranger huh? Do আপনি even know who that টাট্টু was আপনি ran away from?
Orion: No.
Pete: It was The British Mexican.
Orion: Oh, I knew that.
Pete: Sure আপনি did.
Louis: Orion, why do tried to get fired on purpose?
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched too often.
Louis: Can't আপনি just quit?
Orion: Quit? And then what? Have Pete, অথবা somepony else shoot my brains out? No thank you.
Louis: They wouldn't do that.
Orion: আপনি don't know that.
Louis: Yes I do. I've been very good বন্ধু with Pete, and I know him so well, that I know he wouldn't kill one of his own employees for quitting. What about Bartholomew Perfect? He quit, and nopony killed him.
Orion: The taxi driver could've killed him after they left.
Louis: No Orion. I can assure you, that Bartholomew Perfect is still alive. দ্বারা now, he's probably so famous that he'll have his own TV show. Just wait, and see.
Orion: Okay.
Louis: Right, well I guess my work here is done. Adios. *Leaves*
Pete: *Waving goodbye* Adios.
Gordon: *Arrives* Is that therapist gone?
Pete: Yeah.
Gordon: Good, because he was right about one thing.
Orion: What might that be?
Gordon: I don't hate steam trains. I really, really despise them!
The End
On The পরবর্তি Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Everypony gets interviewed
S.B: পরবর্তি up is Games Ponies Play. This was originally going to be an original প্রদর্শনী based off of an MLP episode, but it was cancelled, and this is all that's left.
Episode 1
Reporting Ponies
Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5
Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$
10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are আপনি doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are আপনি at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel দ্বারা the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.
Epicne$$ has joined the game
Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? আপনি must be poor if all আপনি have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do আপনি have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't আপনি dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* আপনি just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*
Players are voting to kick আপনি out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, অথবা আপনি will be kicked.
10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: আপনি insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: আপনি ব্যক্ত I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. আপনি ব্যক্ত the job I had was gay, and all I ব্যক্ত was "At least I have a job." I never ব্যক্ত আপনি did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.
Later, in another part of Los Santos
Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an ঘন্টা in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.
bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game
bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: আপনি just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run আপনি over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do আপনি have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for দুশ্চরিত্রা
$Money$ has joined the game
$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What আপনি talkin' bout?
bdp: আপনি ব্যক্ত the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell আপনি on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*
Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to প্রতিবেদন somepony.
bdp: I'm going to প্রতিবেদন আপনি for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*
bdp has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.
The End
Song: link
Ten Cents: I told আপনি I would be back.
S.B: Welcome back.
Ten Cents: Thanks. I'll be back in a spin off called Bartholomew.
S.B: Enjoy the rest of the music, otherwise, come back at 8:30 to watch Six Shooters 2.
Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done দ্বারা Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for আপনি all, not a Nightmare on Elm রাস্তা classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.
Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
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Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality দ্বারা making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.
#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get আপনি a new weapon, levels আপনি up, অথবা gives আপনি money. However, there are THOSE survivors. আপনি know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get আপনি a new weapon, levels আপনি up, অথবা gives আপনি money. However, there are THOSE survivors. আপনি know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
Henry: so... what are আপনি working on?
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 বছর old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are আপনি in here?
Henry: I just want to know what আপনি are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the দিন this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 বছর old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are আপনি in here?
Henry: I just want to know what আপনি are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the দিন this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal
Shortly after রামধনু Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.
Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do আপনি know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want আপনি to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go দ্বারা the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...
