Song: link
S.B: *Relaxing in a bed, outside in someone's backyard* Our first প্রদর্শনী of February, and this is how আপনি want to start it off.
Liam: Yep. In আপনি go. *Lowers S.B into a cannon*
Percy: *Fires the cannon*
S.B: *Flies past Mily, Andrew, and Carter* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Lands in front of a tree* I survived. What do I win?
Kevin: You're the host.
S.B: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories everyone. I am S.B from Trainz, and here is the schedule for tonight's lineup.
8 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails
Games Ponies Play
8:30 PM - Later
Six Shooters 2
S.B: আরো ponies, and আরো guns. আগুন away.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 33
The British Mexican
January 16, 1954
It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
At the train yard, Pete went to check on the ponies working there, but he saw what Gordon was up to.
Pete: Oh boy.
Red Rose: Sir, what's the matter?
Pete: I'll give আপনি a hint. What's orange, fat, and hates steam trains?
Red Rose: Gordon.
Pete: *walks down to train station*
Gordon: *sees Pete walking from train yard* oh no. Run away!! *Runs into train station*
Pete: *Runs to train station*
Hawkeye: Go Pete. Don't let him get away.
Pete: *Runs into station*
Gordon: *Hiding behind Pete's office door*
Pete: Hmm. If I can't find Gordon, I guess I'll have to আগুন him.
Gordon: *Comes out of hiding* Sir! I'm sorry for what I did, please don't আগুন me!
Pete: Oh don't worry. I'm going to get আপনি therapy.
Gordon: Okay, আগুন me.
Pete: Relax, this টাট্টু is the best. Have আপনি ever heard of The British Mexican?
Gordon: What?
Pete: It's the nickname for Louis Bodine. He's one of the greatest therapists ever. He had british, and mexican relatives in his family, and that's why every টাট্টু calls him The British Mexican.
Gordon: That's stupid.
Pete: To আপনি it is. *Sees picture of Louis, and sighs* If only I knew where he was. Oh, and that door is coming out of your paycheck.
Gordon: I still would've preferred being fired.
Pete: And then where would আপনি go? Nopony else would want to hire, a pissed off overweight unicorn like you.
Gordon: Why don't আপনি give me some admiration instead of insults?
Pete: Good question.
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.
Louis: What has been bothering আপনি my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but আপনি know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.
The phone rings.
Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help আপনি with?
Pete: Can আপনি come down into Cheyenne, and help me out? One of my workers is very angry.
Louis: Why is he angry?
Pete: আপনি don't wanna know.
Louis: Okay, I'll be there in a দিন অথবা two. *Hangs up*
Worker: Who was that?
Louis: I got a call from a very good friend of mine. He's the boss for a section of Union Pacific going through Cheyenne. Now, what else would আপনি like to talk about?
Worker: Nothing really. Thanks for coming down here Louis. আপনি made me feel better.
Louis: That's good to hear. I better get going, because I have to go all the way into Cheyenne Wyoming.
Worker: What for? On সেকেন্ড thought, don't tell me.
Louis: Okay. *Leaves*
A দিন অথবা two later
Louis: *Knocking on Pete's office door*
Pete: Come in.
Louis: *Walks in*
Pete: Good to see আপনি again.
Louis: Same here. Where's the টাট্টু that's very angry?
Gordon: Pete, Stylo called me a loser- *Sees Louis* Who the fuck are you?
Louis: Never heard of me? I'm The British Mexican, a therapist.
Gordon: Oh no. *runs away*
Louis: Gordon, get back here. You're not in any trouble!
Gordon: *Stops running* Whatever. I'm too tired to run anyway.
Louis: I heard from your boss that aren't too happy here.
Gordon: You're right.
Louis: Why aren't আপনি happy here?
Gordon: I just got back from working on another railroad.
Louis: Where was this railroad, and how long have আপনি worked there?
Gordon: The Norfoalk & Western, and I only had to work there for one day, last week.
Louis: Did something there happen to make আপনি mad?
Gordon: Yeah. I was just minding my own business, when Pete shows up, and sends me to work on the N&W.
Louis: What didn't আপনি like about it?
Gordon: *Mumbles* steam.
Louis: What?
Gordon: *Hits wall* STEEEEEEAM! All the engines on that railroad are steam engines, and not diesels! They have to fix that right away, অথবা I'll go crazy!
Louis: *grabs watch, and swings it around*
Gordon: *Watching watch*
Louis: আপনি are getting very sleepy. আপনি have forgotten why আপনি hate steam locomotives, and will sleep when I count to three. One, two, three.
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Pete: Very good.
Louis: And now, you'll wake up when I stomp my hooves on the floor. *Stomps hooves on floor*
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. আপনি may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
Gordon: *Goes to Louis* আপনি gotta take care of Orion, he's nuts.
Louis: Orion?
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.
Louis: নমস্কার you. Are আপনি Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do আপনি want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What আপনি just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please আগুন me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't আগুন you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Back at Cheyenne
Louis: He just flew off, and now he's gone.
Pete: It's too bad আপনি got that disease which won't let আপনি fly as high as Orion.
Louis: I know, but we'll find him.
Stylo: *Arrives* নমস্কার Pete, have আপনি seen Orion? He's supposed to drive the সেকেন্ড locomotive for our double header.
Louis: I have.
Stylo: No way. It's The British Mexican! What an honor to see you.
Louis: The honor is all mine.
Stylo: That's great. That really. So what are আপনি doing down here?
Louis: I was helping Gordon with something, and then he told me to help Orion.
Stylo: Oh yeah, those two need আরো help than anypony else on this railroad.
Louis: Well, let's get some ponies to look for him.
A খুঁজুন party of pegasi were sent. They found Orion 40 মিনিট later, and brought him back.
Orion: *waiting on platform*
Pete: Now that you're back here, why would আপনি go off, and pull a dumb stunt like that?
Orion: He seemed like a stranger to me, and I didn't want to get hurt দ্বারা him.
Pete: A stranger huh? Do আপনি even know who that টাট্টু was আপনি ran away from?
Orion: No.
Pete: It was The British Mexican.
Orion: Oh, I knew that.
Pete: Sure আপনি did.
Louis: Orion, why do tried to get fired on purpose?
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched too often.
Louis: Can't আপনি just quit?
Orion: Quit? And then what? Have Pete, অথবা somepony else shoot my brains out? No thank you.
Louis: They wouldn't do that.
Orion: আপনি don't know that.
Louis: Yes I do. I've been very good বন্ধু with Pete, and I know him so well, that I know he wouldn't kill one of his own employees for quitting. What about Bartholomew Perfect? He quit, and nopony killed him.
Orion: The taxi driver could've killed him after they left.
Louis: No Orion. I can assure you, that Bartholomew Perfect is still alive. দ্বারা now, he's probably so famous that he'll have his own TV show. Just wait, and see.
Orion: Okay.
Louis: Right, well I guess my work here is done. Adios. *Leaves*
Pete: *Waving goodbye* Adios.
Gordon: *Arrives* Is that therapist gone?
Pete: Yeah.
Gordon: Good, because he was right about one thing.
Orion: What might that be?
Gordon: I don't hate steam trains. I really, really despise them!
The End
On The পরবর্তি Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Everypony gets interviewed
S.B: পরবর্তি up is Games Ponies Play. This was originally going to be an original প্রদর্শনী based off of an MLP episode, but it was cancelled, and this is all that's left.
Episode 1
Reporting Ponies
Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5
Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$
10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are আপনি doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are আপনি at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel দ্বারা the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.
Epicne$$ has joined the game
Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? আপনি must be poor if all আপনি have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do আপনি have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't আপনি dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* আপনি just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*
Players are voting to kick আপনি out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, অথবা আপনি will be kicked.
10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: আপনি insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: আপনি ব্যক্ত I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. আপনি ব্যক্ত the job I had was gay, and all I ব্যক্ত was "At least I have a job." I never ব্যক্ত আপনি did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.
Later, in another part of Los Santos
Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an ঘন্টা in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.
bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game
bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: আপনি just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run আপনি over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do আপনি have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for দুশ্চরিত্রা
$Money$ has joined the game
$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What আপনি talkin' bout?
bdp: আপনি ব্যক্ত the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell আপনি on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*
Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to প্রতিবেদন somepony.
bdp: I'm going to প্রতিবেদন আপনি for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*
bdp has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.
The End
Song: link
Ten Cents: I told আপনি I would be back.
S.B: Welcome back.
Ten Cents: Thanks. I'll be back in a spin off called Bartholomew.
S.B: Enjoy the rest of the music, otherwise, come back at 8:30 to watch Six Shooters 2.
S.B: *Relaxing in a bed, outside in someone's backyard* Our first প্রদর্শনী of February, and this is how আপনি want to start it off.
Liam: Yep. In আপনি go. *Lowers S.B into a cannon*
Percy: *Fires the cannon*
S.B: *Flies past Mily, Andrew, and Carter* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Lands in front of a tree* I survived. What do I win?
Kevin: You're the host.
S.B: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories everyone. I am S.B from Trainz, and here is the schedule for tonight's lineup.
8 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails
Games Ponies Play
8:30 PM - Later
Six Shooters 2
S.B: আরো ponies, and আরো guns. আগুন away.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 33
The British Mexican
January 16, 1954
It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
At the train yard, Pete went to check on the ponies working there, but he saw what Gordon was up to.
Pete: Oh boy.
Red Rose: Sir, what's the matter?
Pete: I'll give আপনি a hint. What's orange, fat, and hates steam trains?
Red Rose: Gordon.
Pete: *walks down to train station*
Gordon: *sees Pete walking from train yard* oh no. Run away!! *Runs into train station*
Pete: *Runs to train station*
Hawkeye: Go Pete. Don't let him get away.
Pete: *Runs into station*
Gordon: *Hiding behind Pete's office door*
Pete: Hmm. If I can't find Gordon, I guess I'll have to আগুন him.
Gordon: *Comes out of hiding* Sir! I'm sorry for what I did, please don't আগুন me!
Pete: Oh don't worry. I'm going to get আপনি therapy.
Gordon: Okay, আগুন me.
Pete: Relax, this টাট্টু is the best. Have আপনি ever heard of The British Mexican?
Gordon: What?
Pete: It's the nickname for Louis Bodine. He's one of the greatest therapists ever. He had british, and mexican relatives in his family, and that's why every টাট্টু calls him The British Mexican.
Gordon: That's stupid.
Pete: To আপনি it is. *Sees picture of Louis, and sighs* If only I knew where he was. Oh, and that door is coming out of your paycheck.
Gordon: I still would've preferred being fired.
Pete: And then where would আপনি go? Nopony else would want to hire, a pissed off overweight unicorn like you.
Gordon: Why don't আপনি give me some admiration instead of insults?
Pete: Good question.
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.
Louis: What has been bothering আপনি my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but আপনি know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.
The phone rings.
Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help আপনি with?
Pete: Can আপনি come down into Cheyenne, and help me out? One of my workers is very angry.
Louis: Why is he angry?
Pete: আপনি don't wanna know.
Louis: Okay, I'll be there in a দিন অথবা two. *Hangs up*
Worker: Who was that?
Louis: I got a call from a very good friend of mine. He's the boss for a section of Union Pacific going through Cheyenne. Now, what else would আপনি like to talk about?
Worker: Nothing really. Thanks for coming down here Louis. আপনি made me feel better.
Louis: That's good to hear. I better get going, because I have to go all the way into Cheyenne Wyoming.
Worker: What for? On সেকেন্ড thought, don't tell me.
Louis: Okay. *Leaves*
A দিন অথবা two later
Louis: *Knocking on Pete's office door*
Pete: Come in.
Louis: *Walks in*
Pete: Good to see আপনি again.
Louis: Same here. Where's the টাট্টু that's very angry?
Gordon: Pete, Stylo called me a loser- *Sees Louis* Who the fuck are you?
Louis: Never heard of me? I'm The British Mexican, a therapist.
Gordon: Oh no. *runs away*
Louis: Gordon, get back here. You're not in any trouble!
Gordon: *Stops running* Whatever. I'm too tired to run anyway.
Louis: I heard from your boss that aren't too happy here.
Gordon: You're right.
Louis: Why aren't আপনি happy here?
Gordon: I just got back from working on another railroad.
Louis: Where was this railroad, and how long have আপনি worked there?
Gordon: The Norfoalk & Western, and I only had to work there for one day, last week.
Louis: Did something there happen to make আপনি mad?
Gordon: Yeah. I was just minding my own business, when Pete shows up, and sends me to work on the N&W.
Louis: What didn't আপনি like about it?
Gordon: *Mumbles* steam.
Louis: What?
Gordon: *Hits wall* STEEEEEEAM! All the engines on that railroad are steam engines, and not diesels! They have to fix that right away, অথবা I'll go crazy!
Louis: *grabs watch, and swings it around*
Gordon: *Watching watch*
Louis: আপনি are getting very sleepy. আপনি have forgotten why আপনি hate steam locomotives, and will sleep when I count to three. One, two, three.
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Pete: Very good.
Louis: And now, you'll wake up when I stomp my hooves on the floor. *Stomps hooves on floor*
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. আপনি may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
Gordon: *Goes to Louis* আপনি gotta take care of Orion, he's nuts.
Louis: Orion?
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.
Louis: নমস্কার you. Are আপনি Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do আপনি want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What আপনি just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please আগুন me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't আগুন you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Back at Cheyenne
Louis: He just flew off, and now he's gone.
Pete: It's too bad আপনি got that disease which won't let আপনি fly as high as Orion.
Louis: I know, but we'll find him.
Stylo: *Arrives* নমস্কার Pete, have আপনি seen Orion? He's supposed to drive the সেকেন্ড locomotive for our double header.
Louis: I have.
Stylo: No way. It's The British Mexican! What an honor to see you.
Louis: The honor is all mine.
Stylo: That's great. That really. So what are আপনি doing down here?
Louis: I was helping Gordon with something, and then he told me to help Orion.
Stylo: Oh yeah, those two need আরো help than anypony else on this railroad.
Louis: Well, let's get some ponies to look for him.
A খুঁজুন party of pegasi were sent. They found Orion 40 মিনিট later, and brought him back.
Orion: *waiting on platform*
Pete: Now that you're back here, why would আপনি go off, and pull a dumb stunt like that?
Orion: He seemed like a stranger to me, and I didn't want to get hurt দ্বারা him.
Pete: A stranger huh? Do আপনি even know who that টাট্টু was আপনি ran away from?
Orion: No.
Pete: It was The British Mexican.
Orion: Oh, I knew that.
Pete: Sure আপনি did.
Louis: Orion, why do tried to get fired on purpose?
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched too often.
Louis: Can't আপনি just quit?
Orion: Quit? And then what? Have Pete, অথবা somepony else shoot my brains out? No thank you.
Louis: They wouldn't do that.
Orion: আপনি don't know that.
Louis: Yes I do. I've been very good বন্ধু with Pete, and I know him so well, that I know he wouldn't kill one of his own employees for quitting. What about Bartholomew Perfect? He quit, and nopony killed him.
Orion: The taxi driver could've killed him after they left.
Louis: No Orion. I can assure you, that Bartholomew Perfect is still alive. দ্বারা now, he's probably so famous that he'll have his own TV show. Just wait, and see.
Orion: Okay.
Louis: Right, well I guess my work here is done. Adios. *Leaves*
Pete: *Waving goodbye* Adios.
Gordon: *Arrives* Is that therapist gone?
Pete: Yeah.
Gordon: Good, because he was right about one thing.
Orion: What might that be?
Gordon: I don't hate steam trains. I really, really despise them!
The End
On The পরবর্তি Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Everypony gets interviewed
S.B: পরবর্তি up is Games Ponies Play. This was originally going to be an original প্রদর্শনী based off of an MLP episode, but it was cancelled, and this is all that's left.
Episode 1
Reporting Ponies
Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5
Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$
10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are আপনি doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are আপনি at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel দ্বারা the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.
Epicne$$ has joined the game
Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? আপনি must be poor if all আপনি have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do আপনি have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't আপনি dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* আপনি just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*
Players are voting to kick আপনি out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, অথবা আপনি will be kicked.
10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: আপনি insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: আপনি ব্যক্ত I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. আপনি ব্যক্ত the job I had was gay, and all I ব্যক্ত was "At least I have a job." I never ব্যক্ত আপনি did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.
Later, in another part of Los Santos
Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an ঘন্টা in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.
bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game
bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: আপনি just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run আপনি over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do আপনি have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for দুশ্চরিত্রা
$Money$ has joined the game
$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What আপনি talkin' bout?
bdp: আপনি ব্যক্ত the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell আপনি on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*
Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to প্রতিবেদন somepony.
bdp: I'm going to প্রতিবেদন আপনি for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*
bdp has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.
The End
Song: link
Ten Cents: I told আপনি I would be back.
S.B: Welcome back.
Ten Cents: Thanks. I'll be back in a spin off called Bartholomew.
S.B: Enjoy the rest of the music, otherwise, come back at 8:30 to watch Six Shooters 2.
So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, অথবা a blue little দুশ্চরিত্রা who's got some burners on him?
...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the বিতর্ক once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! আপনি wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
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...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the বিতর্ক once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! আপনি wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
Anytime, mate....
Now, guess what........... There is a ক্রিপিপাস্তা about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare আপনি all for the stupidest thing আপনি will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. আপনি know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare আপনি all for the stupidest thing আপনি will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. আপনি know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the বছর 2010, we got an জীবন্ত known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in চলচ্চিত্র like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This জীবন্ত had a lot of scenes like this.
Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like মাশরুম Men and the No আরো নায়ক series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But আপনি know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if আপনি were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.
The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror চলচ্চিত্র didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror অনুরাগী motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I প্রণয় Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a অনুরাগী of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.
Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
Nick's Revolvers
