The Silver Cat Prophecy (What REALLY Happened)
The pools glittered in the moonlight on the cave floor. The entire cave was filled with the সঙ্গীত of Breaking Benjamin. The brown tom didn't like anything else.
The rest of the মার্জার poured in, looking at the tom.
(The only living Tribe cat that walks on two legs) The brown tom stood up, holding a long cane, limping and leaning against it. "Welcome to the Funny Farm," he rasped sarcastically.
"The moon is on the water!" one of the মার্জার panicked.
"No, আপনি mouse-brain!" he yowled. "It's just moonlight reflectin off the pool. So, আপনি want me to tell আপনি something?"
"What, Stoneteller?"
He opened his mouth to say something, then stopped. "I need to think about it."
A brown tabby she-cat in the কাক sighed. "Stoneteller, that stupid Sharptooth is loose again, stealing prey and eating everybody!"
"If he only had a brain..." another cat sang.
"Have আপনি found a sign, Stoneteller?" a cat meowed.
He bowed his head, then lifted it up with amusement. "Of course! I found lots of signs!"
He opened his closet, pulling out a bunch of signs. "I have a Stop sign, a Red Light sign, a One Way sign, a sign that says Hareville on it...Here's a new one!" He took out a sign that said: Speed 55 mph.
"You always have answers, Stoneteller," he replied. "I think--"
"Stoneteller, why do we have to be covered in mud again?" the she-cat complained. "I feel so dirty!"
"Do আপনি want to die?!" another cat called.
"Silence! আপনি dare not interrupt the King!" Stoneteller slammed his cane down the cat's head.
As the Tribe of Rushing Water were arguing, two StarClan মার্জার were watching with amusement, taking pictures on their phones.
"The Tribe is so weird!" the tabby she-cat purred.
"They're so different," the dark gray tom replied.
The she-cat then had an idea. "Take a picture of me real quick, Stonefur!"
"What kind of picture, Silverstream?"
"Just a picture of my face," she mewed. "That's all. I just want to pull a trick on the other religion."
"You're sounding very blasphemic, Silverstream."
"So what?" she meowed. "Just take the picture! Wait--you made sure আপনি had Stoneteller's number, right?"
He nodded. "He thinks I'm the Tribe of Endless hunting, that mouse-brain."
Silverstream purred.
"Okay, Silverstream." Stonefur picked up the phone to take the picture. "Say, 'cheese!'"
Then a মাউস poked his head up. "Cheese?"
"No, dummy." Stonefur then slammed a fatal blow on the mouse's neck.
Silverstream smiled, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে her glittering teeth.
"You look pretty hot for a she-cat that has প্রদত্ত birth to kits."
She then snarled, slapping him across the face.
"I needed that," he groaned, and they got back to what they were doing.
She smiled and he took the picture. Texting a mile a minute, he sent the message to Stoneteller.
Meanwhile, Stoneteller was trying to settle the argument দ্বারা beating everybody with his cane. Then, his phone rang.
Everyone cowered away at the noise. They knew to fear the phone, because it might explain someone's fate.
"It's the Tribe of Endless Hunting!" he meowed, looking at the message.
Stoneteller saw the picture of a silver tabby. He then was satisfied with the prophecy it ব্যক্ত in the message. He sent the picture to his e-mail, and it showed in the pool.
"I had hust received a message from the Tribe of Enless Hunting," he meowed, and every cat in the clearing fell silent. "They promised me that a cat will come, a silver cat not from this Tribe, who will rid us of Sharptooth once and for all."
The two StarClan মার্জার were sniggering with amusement as they watched Stoneteller. The conversation between Stoneteller and the Tribe continued.
..."But when?" দুরারোহ পাহাড় then meowed.
"The Tribe of Endless Hunting has not shown that to me," Stoneteller replied. "I do not know when the silver cat will come, অথবা from where, but we will know when he arrives."
"HE?!" Silverstream was outraged. She glared at Stonefur. "Did আপনি tell Stoneteller that the cat was a tom?"
He shook his head immediately. "He just assumed. I swear, Silverstream, I didn't say that আপনি were a tom!"
Silverstream was still furious. "He? I mean 'he'? Who the heck does he think he is?! Do I look like a tom to you, Stonefur?"
He shook his head immediately. "N-no, Silverstream! You're a she-cat through-and-through! I mean, I never heard of a tom having kits, so I know you're a she-cat! Calm down, Silverstream!"
She shook her head, breathing tremulously. "No, I won't calm down! I want revenge!" She had an evil idea. "Give me a brick!"
Stonefur gasped. "No, not a brick! Remember what আপনি say? Violence doesn't solve everything!"
"Well, it doesn't, until some যেভাবে খুশী cat thinks I'm a DUDE! Give me the brick!"
"No!"
"Give it!"
"Never!"
She grabbed him দ্বারা the পশম on his chest, pulling him. "Stonefur, give me the brick!!"
He gulped. "Okay."
He reluctantly handed her the brick. Silverstream laughed evilly. With good aim, she pegged the brick towards the cave.
Stoneteller started to speak again. "Until then, মার্জার of my Tribe, we can o--"
The brick was pegged smack-dab on the back of his head. He dropped his cane, collapsing on the ground...out cold.
The Tribe gathered around the knocked out cat, and Silverstream was skipping happily towards her house. Stonefur followed slowly behind, regretful of what just happened. He knew that no good would come of this little practical joke: a lot of মার্জার are going to get hurt....and Stoneteller will probably have a headache for many moons to come.
Random Tribe of Rushing Water Spoof
A black tom and a tabby she-cat were eating their fresh-kill দ্বারা the waterfall. It's roaring soothed their minds as they ate:
"Om nom nom nom nom nom."
"This is a great spot to hide," the she-cat meowed. "No one can bother us."
The tom was confused as the water continued to roar. "What?"
"I said, 'this is a great spot to hide! No one can bother us!'"
"What?"
The tabby she-cat couldn't hear him. "What?"
"What?"
"WHAT?"
*Waterfall's too loud* O.o
The pools glittered in the moonlight on the cave floor. The entire cave was filled with the সঙ্গীত of Breaking Benjamin. The brown tom didn't like anything else.
The rest of the মার্জার poured in, looking at the tom.
(The only living Tribe cat that walks on two legs) The brown tom stood up, holding a long cane, limping and leaning against it. "Welcome to the Funny Farm," he rasped sarcastically.
"The moon is on the water!" one of the মার্জার panicked.
"No, আপনি mouse-brain!" he yowled. "It's just moonlight reflectin off the pool. So, আপনি want me to tell আপনি something?"
"What, Stoneteller?"
He opened his mouth to say something, then stopped. "I need to think about it."
A brown tabby she-cat in the কাক sighed. "Stoneteller, that stupid Sharptooth is loose again, stealing prey and eating everybody!"
"If he only had a brain..." another cat sang.
"Have আপনি found a sign, Stoneteller?" a cat meowed.
He bowed his head, then lifted it up with amusement. "Of course! I found lots of signs!"
He opened his closet, pulling out a bunch of signs. "I have a Stop sign, a Red Light sign, a One Way sign, a sign that says Hareville on it...Here's a new one!" He took out a sign that said: Speed 55 mph.
"You always have answers, Stoneteller," he replied. "I think--"
"Stoneteller, why do we have to be covered in mud again?" the she-cat complained. "I feel so dirty!"
"Do আপনি want to die?!" another cat called.
"Silence! আপনি dare not interrupt the King!" Stoneteller slammed his cane down the cat's head.
As the Tribe of Rushing Water were arguing, two StarClan মার্জার were watching with amusement, taking pictures on their phones.
"The Tribe is so weird!" the tabby she-cat purred.
"They're so different," the dark gray tom replied.
The she-cat then had an idea. "Take a picture of me real quick, Stonefur!"
"What kind of picture, Silverstream?"
"Just a picture of my face," she mewed. "That's all. I just want to pull a trick on the other religion."
"You're sounding very blasphemic, Silverstream."
"So what?" she meowed. "Just take the picture! Wait--you made sure আপনি had Stoneteller's number, right?"
He nodded. "He thinks I'm the Tribe of Endless hunting, that mouse-brain."
Silverstream purred.
"Okay, Silverstream." Stonefur picked up the phone to take the picture. "Say, 'cheese!'"
Then a মাউস poked his head up. "Cheese?"
"No, dummy." Stonefur then slammed a fatal blow on the mouse's neck.
Silverstream smiled, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে her glittering teeth.
"You look pretty hot for a she-cat that has প্রদত্ত birth to kits."
She then snarled, slapping him across the face.
"I needed that," he groaned, and they got back to what they were doing.
She smiled and he took the picture. Texting a mile a minute, he sent the message to Stoneteller.
Meanwhile, Stoneteller was trying to settle the argument দ্বারা beating everybody with his cane. Then, his phone rang.
Everyone cowered away at the noise. They knew to fear the phone, because it might explain someone's fate.
"It's the Tribe of Endless Hunting!" he meowed, looking at the message.
Stoneteller saw the picture of a silver tabby. He then was satisfied with the prophecy it ব্যক্ত in the message. He sent the picture to his e-mail, and it showed in the pool.
"I had hust received a message from the Tribe of Enless Hunting," he meowed, and every cat in the clearing fell silent. "They promised me that a cat will come, a silver cat not from this Tribe, who will rid us of Sharptooth once and for all."
The two StarClan মার্জার were sniggering with amusement as they watched Stoneteller. The conversation between Stoneteller and the Tribe continued.
..."But when?" দুরারোহ পাহাড় then meowed.
"The Tribe of Endless Hunting has not shown that to me," Stoneteller replied. "I do not know when the silver cat will come, অথবা from where, but we will know when he arrives."
"HE?!" Silverstream was outraged. She glared at Stonefur. "Did আপনি tell Stoneteller that the cat was a tom?"
He shook his head immediately. "He just assumed. I swear, Silverstream, I didn't say that আপনি were a tom!"
Silverstream was still furious. "He? I mean 'he'? Who the heck does he think he is?! Do I look like a tom to you, Stonefur?"
He shook his head immediately. "N-no, Silverstream! You're a she-cat through-and-through! I mean, I never heard of a tom having kits, so I know you're a she-cat! Calm down, Silverstream!"
She shook her head, breathing tremulously. "No, I won't calm down! I want revenge!" She had an evil idea. "Give me a brick!"
Stonefur gasped. "No, not a brick! Remember what আপনি say? Violence doesn't solve everything!"
"Well, it doesn't, until some যেভাবে খুশী cat thinks I'm a DUDE! Give me the brick!"
"No!"
"Give it!"
"Never!"
She grabbed him দ্বারা the পশম on his chest, pulling him. "Stonefur, give me the brick!!"
He gulped. "Okay."
He reluctantly handed her the brick. Silverstream laughed evilly. With good aim, she pegged the brick towards the cave.
Stoneteller started to speak again. "Until then, মার্জার of my Tribe, we can o--"
The brick was pegged smack-dab on the back of his head. He dropped his cane, collapsing on the ground...out cold.
The Tribe gathered around the knocked out cat, and Silverstream was skipping happily towards her house. Stonefur followed slowly behind, regretful of what just happened. He knew that no good would come of this little practical joke: a lot of মার্জার are going to get hurt....and Stoneteller will probably have a headache for many moons to come.
Random Tribe of Rushing Water Spoof
A black tom and a tabby she-cat were eating their fresh-kill দ্বারা the waterfall. It's roaring soothed their minds as they ate:
"Om nom nom nom nom nom."
"This is a great spot to hide," the she-cat meowed. "No one can bother us."
The tom was confused as the water continued to roar. "What?"
"I said, 'this is a great spot to hide! No one can bother us!'"
"What?"
The tabby she-cat couldn't hear him. "What?"
"What?"
"WHAT?"
*Waterfall's too loud* O.o
