About that surprise teaser at the end of 'The Wolverine'... 

When I saw this in theaters it was hell of funny because when it started you heard some guy in the back going "please, please, please" and then when Professor X appeared he was like "YES!"

Why can't that ever happen around here?...other than the fact that I hardly ever go to the movies, but still.

That also happened to me at the end of Wolverine Origins. At the end when Xavier showed up some guy a seat away from me was like "Yes professor X, yes! Yes, yes." (it went on for a while). Now I wonder if it was the same guy. If so he must be stalking me because I saw Origins in Susanville, CA and saw The Wolverine in Reno, NV over 80 miles away.

That's awesome and creepy at the same time. Maybe it was a glitch in the time stream and you were sitting in a seat with an alternate reality version of him and everyone in the theater where you were the only one from your own time, but when you left the theater, you were back in your own time with the people you thought you went in with...I don't know. I'm bored.

Or maybe it's his mission to travel through the time stream and see every movie with a Professor X cameo at every theater in America and express his excitement. He cannot rest until his mission is complete!

It's probably the psycho twin brother of The Doctor or something. The sane (???) Doctor is British while the insane one who is obsessed with fandoms is American, and his current fandom obsession is with X-men. For some reason, the Prof is his favorite though he refuses to divulge why to anyone he meets and is intent on expressing his love for the Prof in as many places as possible whenever he sees Charles.

His name can be the Fanboy and he regenerates and gets a new companion every time he changes his fandom (the old companion is unceremoniously dumped somewhere). And rather than trying to save the world he just corrects people's pop culture knowledge and points out continuity errors.

I just got a serious case of the giggles. He'll even get into small fights with himself before the movie starts over the differences between the other forms of media for the fandom, like [insert name of] cartoon vs. movie and the like. Every time he changes a fandom, he changes his wardrobe as well, "It's an Avengers graphic tee. I wear Avengers now. The Avengers are cool." or "I wear a bicorn hat now. They're cool".

Good God, sometimes I wonder what people who might read these conversations think of them.

I think we've just created the douchiest Time Lord ever. Forget the Master and his world conquering this guy is the true villain. He would never out and out fight someone just make passive aggressive comments. And if he thought that some director or whatever mistreated a character he would use his TARDIS to get into their house and just yell obscenities and slurs at them. Another name for this bold explorer, the Internet.

And any good psychiatrist and can tell our insanity is only mild at best.

Oh, and the name of The Internet cannot be pronounced as it is in the most ancient language of fanfellow. His trusty sonic screwdriver which helps him operate his fandoms is always with him. No better weapon could be used by The Internet. When he does fight his enemies, they usually consist of weeping fangirls, the Squeee, and the Emotional Child (Are you my OTP?). ...I have had WAAAAAY too many pixie sticks today.

Well, in the words written by Richelle Mead : "People who are crazy rarely question whether they're crazy."

And rather than having a TV show centered around him we learn all of this through his blog with occasional vlogs and when people disagree with him or hate on his pornographic slash fanfiction that pairs Swan from Phantom of the Paradise with Roger from Rent (he's thinking of getting it published) he just spams the comments section with abuse and create multiple fake accounts that agree with him.