dat is a gurd un...... ive heard "eat garlic" by ingrid many times but i cnt think of any uvas xx :]

"oh dear that bump on the head has turned him french again!" the count!

The Van Helsings's motto, that was the funniest thing. "Just as Boy scouts sing, around camp fires, there are no such things as vampires..."

In insomnia
" ... not to metion they have a terrible weakness for metaphor...' geek ingrid.

when did she say that exactly?

My fave is insomnia,
'...and a lollypop for being brave.' Robin

my fave episode is insomnia...

mine is "do you really think that there is an evil vampire in my blood" followed by ..and a lolly pop for being brave"

but I love Geek Ingids line ..."and they have a weakness for metaphor"

In episode 10 were Ingrid reflection catches up with her and Vlads voice breaks then Ingrid says ..."you have picked a good time for your voice to change"

oh forgot one Ingrids line to her father on many occassions "go and sit on a stake" or "kiss my cape"

*ahem* 'I'm not biting the bunny'

I can't think of many, but one of my favorites is when Ivan says "I was out of control, I was up to a hundred a day. I tried cutting down, patches, but nothing worked..."

:D

I love loads of them, but "I'm not biting the bunny!" and When the Van Helsing's are talking.
Van Helsing; Then it's out with the garlic and steaks.
Jonno; You want me to invite him around for tea?
lol classics

I dunno, I really like the mantra (is it mandra or mantra???) in Sweet Sixteen. I like when he shoutes "I said leave her alone" Me and my bezzie haven't stopped saying that ever since!

I like it when ingrid and chloe are going
"bite her""slay her""bite her""slay her""bite her""slay her""bite her""slay her""bite her""slay her" ect. and the mantra
"sure as boyscouts sing round...." and when vlad goes
"leave her alone" and
"i'm not biting the bunny" also the convo between Ingrid and Will
"I'd love to go out with a vampire..attractive and deadly.", "do you mean that?", "yeah, sure", "will, i've got something to tell you... I'M a vampire!", "yeah Ok", "no really", "yeah, I believe you" *will laughs* *Ingrid bites him* the twins:"Typpicall, they fight then they kiss!"

S*smile* Typical! Reminds me of dat lovey dovey couple in the cinema it was ma b-day me and my 2 mates ere wotching music n lyris :-/ and these two were like 5 rows infront of us and they wouldn't keep their hands of each other! I have a new fave *ahem*
"So we come from transilvania and live in a spooky old castle, but that doesn't mean were vampires." "Ah." "Yeah? Well Bring it on!"
Vlad, Vlad & Ingrid.. well cool..

I have a friend who does that kind of thing in cinemas. She was on a double date and my other friend had to sit next to her... she always sits at the back though.

Ha! I went with ma two friends, it was so funny cos Claudia tried to put her ahnd above the projector then we threw sweets at the couple, we nearly got sent out. We all shrieked "overuled!" When that old band played that song at the begginging, daters beware, me Sarah (hate her) and Claudia are date ruiners, we are your worst enemy!

"So we come from Translvania and live in a spooky old castle, but that doesn't mean were vampire's!" lol class!

YEs, it does! Isnt an actual quote but thats totally what mr branugh was thinking.

love that bit in when vampires go bad, where the red dude [i forget his name] says "garlic perfume?"
and the count just says "I bought it for my wife"
LOVE IT

His name is Justice Moreye i think... or thats what it sounded like.

RED DUDE= Boris

well i got that far, lol
evil evil boris. didnt like the ghv though so its not too bad

THe GHV was pretty awful ( in a bad way) he didnt have the power behind his words and we didnt see his ablities. I always thought everyone was supposed to listen to him, because when Vlad said things in that voice it was like whoooooo this guys powerful., but with GHV i just didnt get that feeling.

I know Vlad's way stronger than the ghv. Go Vlad. Did anyone else find vlad incredibly sexy when he used that powerful powerful voice?

It has to be

' Kurt got in the van with a strange fruit and vegatable family, he did not know why he was talking to his wristwatch, but he carried on doing it anyway.'

Yeh he was, but when he flies in the chosen one not so sexy, i think.

No, not so sexy. His voice was just plain wierd, bt hey we can forgive him.

I have a new fave quote now from the last episode! When the Count says;
"Just because we wear capes, we're vampires? Just because we have a penchant for black, we're vampires? Just because we have fangs..and drink blood. We. Are. Vampires!" I love that bit, I don't know why though, it just rocks!

Yeh, i love that bit to. It sounds really cool when he says penchant.
I've noticed the vampires al ways were black and either purple, yellow, red.

im in agreement. its like a poem...but a really cool non-rhyming one

I know yeah, it's so cool then their just like "Oh my..." I love the Count, shame about the whole weird prison thing and Ingrid sitting in his throne and the possible fact that his son might be dead, but apart from that I bet he's OK XD

The way you said that was so funny. You said ' i love the count' and then you said 'shame about the prison thing' and its quite a big thing and then you said shame about which makes it seem like a really small thing. I learnt bout that like four years ago in english studying speech writing.... it has along complicated name of which i cannot remember.

lol. Your very clever (Im not being sarcastic by the way) =] And I no yeah, obviously it's a big thing

"Good day to you, mr...?"
"Count"
"Oh, mr. count, nice to meet you!"

:D

one of my fav quote is from se 1 ep 1.

"i hate being a vampire, it really sucks."
"but isn't that exactly the point."

my favourite is where the heart moniter in the hospital sets on fire and they all turn to look at her. "Oh thats right everybody blame ingrid"

"eat garlic and die"

lol, when the Count's holding that plundger in series 1 episode 2, and he goes; "Ah, not I have the power." I love that bit...aswell XD

i love love love it when the count says in episode 13 all that stuff about jiang shi. he says it in such a gorgeous voice...anyway, thats not a quote...
i like "I bought that, for my wife" in ep' 12

lool, thats a good one. This one isn't funny, I just like it; "If I had a working heart it would of been touched." and when he says "I've been waiting all night to bite some sence into him!" =]

yeahh. most of these quotes are the counts...lol

My fav absolutely has 2 b in Baby Dracula wen Vlad says "take it out on the monkey why don't you" i love its gr8and he looked gr8 wen he sed it all angry n evryfing

"being a vampire really sucks"
"i'm not biting the bunny"
"mum, I think you better leave. and this time don't forget your baby."
"just because we live in a spooky old castle and come from translvania doesn't mean were vampires!"
"Just because we wear capes, we're vampires? Just because we have a penchant for black, we're vampires? Just because we have fangs....and drink blood. We. Are. Vampires!"

"Just because we wear capes, we're vampires? Just because we have a penchant for black, we're vampires? Just because we have fangs....and drink blood. We. Are. Vampires!"

When van helsing said:sure as boy scouts sing round campfires this school is full of vampires biting necks,inflicting pain i'me not gonna rest till there slayn.

Count: " Talk to the cape 'cause the face ain't listening.

Robin: Vlad you're my best mate you know that don't you?
Vlad: " Robin.. i'm you're only mate"

lol. id forgotten about that one XD

I have a few favorites :D

"Oh, Ingrid, darling. I shall never understand this irrational jealousy of my favorite child" - The count

"Oh poo" - Vlad (sorry, I love it)

"Theres something rotten in the state of Vampiredom" - Ingrid (shakespear refrence)

Arrgh! Theres so many I love!

@ evanopsi

in what episode said vlad oh poo? 'cause i remember when he said that..

These are my favs :D

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Eat garlic! - Ingrid

Ohh dear.. - The Count

Just as Boy scouts sing, around camp fires, there are no such things as vampires. - Van Helsnings

Yeah? Well bring it on! - Ingrid

I bought that for my wife - The Count

So we come from Translvania and live in a spooky old castle, but that doesn't mean were vampire's! - Vlad

Kurt got in the van with a strange fruit and vegatable family, he did not know why he was talking to his wristwatch, but he carried on doing it anyway - Kurt

Just because we wear capes, we're vampires? Just because we have a penchant for black, we're vampires? Just because we have fangs..and drink blood.. We.. Are.. Vampires..!

@ RB13

I can't actually remember :(